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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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What do you call this?

A row bot.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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