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Dovid Lane
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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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Akiva Lane
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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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Akiva Lane
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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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Akiva Lane
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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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Akiva Lane
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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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