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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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Shane Ronay
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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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