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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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Matt Weiss
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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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Shane Ronay
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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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Akiva Lane
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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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Akiva Lane
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What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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