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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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