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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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