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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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Why did the farmer feel uncomfortable in the wheat field at night?

He felt like he was being stalked.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He stands still, and the world revolves around him.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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