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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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What is this street called?

A bull-evard.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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