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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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