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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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