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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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Shane Ronay
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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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