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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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