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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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