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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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