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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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