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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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How did the toys feel when the a broom swept them off the floor?

They felt swept away, swept off their feet.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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