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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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