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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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What is this?

A swimming pool table.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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