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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Akiva Lane
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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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Akiva Lane
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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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Miriam Lane
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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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Akiva Lane
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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Akiva Lane
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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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