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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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