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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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