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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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What is a company that rents DAF trucks by the day called?

Daf Yomi.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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