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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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