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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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