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Shane Ronay
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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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Shane Ronay
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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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Akiva Lane
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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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Abe Kiss
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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Akiva Lane
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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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Akiva Lane
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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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Yehuda Lane
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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