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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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