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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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Shane Ronay
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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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Akiva Lane
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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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Matt Weiss
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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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Akiva Lane
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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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