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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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