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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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