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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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