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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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Shane Ronay
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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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Shane Ronay
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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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