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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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How did Alan charge his cell phone?

He paid for it with a credit card.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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