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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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What do you call a store that sells candy and serves liquor?

A candy bar.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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