Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

1347
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

1466
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

883
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

940
Moshe Sherizen
General
Picture

What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

960
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

3050
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

1018
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

2224
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

2938
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

726
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

3275
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

2846