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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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