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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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