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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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