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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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Shane Ronay
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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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Akiva Lane
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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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Shane Ronay
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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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