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Shane Ronay
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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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Akiva Lane
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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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Akiva Lane
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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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Akiva Lane
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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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Akiva Lane
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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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Shane Ronay
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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Akiva Lane
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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do the left and right pictures have in common?

On the left are coconuts, and on the right are cocoa nuts.

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