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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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