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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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