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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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Yehuda Lane
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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Shane Ronay
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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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Akiva Lane
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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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Dovid Lane
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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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