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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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