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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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