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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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