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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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