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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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Akiva Lane
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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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Akiva Lane
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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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Miriam Lane
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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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Akiva Weiss
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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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Shane Ronay
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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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Yitzchak Berger
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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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