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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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