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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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