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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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