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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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