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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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What involves sound, but is silent?

A sound sleep.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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