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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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