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Shane Ronay
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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Yehuda Lane
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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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Akiva Lane
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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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Akiva Lane
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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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Shane Ronay
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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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