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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

1998

Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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