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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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