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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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