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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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Akiva Lane
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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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