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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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Why is being a jockey such a desirable profession?

They just horse around all day.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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