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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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Akiva Lane
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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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