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Akiva Lane
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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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Akiva Lane
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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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Akiva Lane
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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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Akiva Lane
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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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