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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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