Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

2755
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

1335
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

2193
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

1991
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

211
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

2065
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

607
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

2556
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

2206
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

127
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

2643
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

2039