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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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