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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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Shane Ronay
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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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Shane Ronay
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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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Shane Ronay
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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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Matt Weiss
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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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