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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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