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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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Shane Ronay
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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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Dovid Lane
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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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Shane Ronay
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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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Akiva Lane
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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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Akiva Lane
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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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Akiva Lane
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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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