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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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