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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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What is the difference between the left and right side of this picture?

On the left are walnuts, and on the right are off-the-wall nuts.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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