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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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