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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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