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Akiva Lane
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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Shane Ronay
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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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Akiva Lane
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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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Akiva Lane
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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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Shane Ronay
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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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Akiva Lane
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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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