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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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