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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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Akiva Weiss
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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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Yehuda Lane
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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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Shane Ronay
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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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