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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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