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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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How do you compare the words MOM and DAD?

Both are spelled the same forwards and backward, but MOM is WOW upside down.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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How did the toys feel when the a broom swept them off the floor?

They felt swept away, swept off their feet.

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Who is this?

Gaucho Marx

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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