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Akiva Lane
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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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Shane Ronay
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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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Shane Ronay
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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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Akiva Lane
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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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Shane Ronay
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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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Akiva Lane
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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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Akiva Lane
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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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