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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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