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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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C to shining C

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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