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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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