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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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