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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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