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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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