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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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A son of a gun.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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