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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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The leaning tower of pizza.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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