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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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