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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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