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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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