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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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What is this?

The leaning tower of pizza.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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