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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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