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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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