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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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