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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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