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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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