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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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