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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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