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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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What is it called when someone decides not to do costmetic surgery on their face?

They're doing an about face about their face.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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