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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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