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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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What is the relationship between 'running out OF' and running out TO'?

When you run out OF supplies, you run out TO the store.

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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Why are bees that are born in May confused?

Because they are maybe's.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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