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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call this?

A row bot.

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What is it called when people from France drink wine together?

French toast.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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