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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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