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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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