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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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Akiva Lane
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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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Akiva Lane
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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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Dovid Lane
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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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Shane Ronay
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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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Akiva Lane
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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did the plumber do this in response to the judge?

He thought the judge asked for water in the court.

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Akiva Lane
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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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Shane Ronay
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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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Akiva Lane
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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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