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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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