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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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