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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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Why is 8 followed by 9?

Because if you're offered food after you ate, you say: Nein.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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