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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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