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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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