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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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Shane Ronay
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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Akiva Lane
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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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What is this?

A square not.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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Akiva Lane
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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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