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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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