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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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Shane Ronay
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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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