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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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