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Shaya Dubin
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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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Akiva Lane
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How does Barbie say good morning to Ken?

Good morning, doll-ing.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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Akiva Lane
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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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Shane Ronay
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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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Akiva Lane
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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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Shane Ronay
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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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Shane Ronay
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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of tea helps you see things more clearly?

Clari-tea.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a letter Z that is out of its mind?

Cray-Z.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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