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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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