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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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