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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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What do these two buildings have in common?

They are both called 'The House That Ruth Built'.

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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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