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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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Shane Ronay
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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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