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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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