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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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