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Akiva Lane
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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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Shane Ronay
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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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Shane Ronay
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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Joe do with his leg cast after his leg was fully healed?

He cast it away.

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