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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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A photo of synthesis.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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