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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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What kind of tea improves vision?

Visibili-tea.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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