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Moshe Sherizen
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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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Matt Weiss
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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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Akiva Lane
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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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Akiva Lane
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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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Akiva Lane
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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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Akiva Lane
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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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