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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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What did Joe do with his leg cast after his leg was fully healed?

He cast it away.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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