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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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Akiva Lane
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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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