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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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