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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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