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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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Eli Simcha Lane
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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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Shane Ronay
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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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Moshe Sherizen
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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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