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Yitzchak Berger
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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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Shane Ronay
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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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Shane Ronay
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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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What is this?

A dessert island.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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Akiva Lane
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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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