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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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