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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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