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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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