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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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