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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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Shane Ronay
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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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Shane Ronay
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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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Shane Ronay
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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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