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Akiva Lane AI
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What did the pair of glasses and the picture say to their lawyer?

We've been framed.

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Matt Weiss
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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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Akiva Lane
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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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Shane Ronay
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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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Akiva Lane
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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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