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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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