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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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