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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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Shane Ronay
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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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What did kids say about a turtle that had been their teacher?

The tortoise taught us.

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