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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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