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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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