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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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