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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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