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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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