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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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What song is encouraging to the letter C?

Oh say can you C?

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