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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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