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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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What is this?

Rock and roll.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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