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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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