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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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