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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He couldn't get a handle on it.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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