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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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