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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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What did the law student who liked liquor knew he had to do?

He had to pass the bar in order to pass the bar.

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