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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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