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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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Shane Ronay
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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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Ezra Gross
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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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