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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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Akiva Lane
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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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What do these two buildings have in common?

They are both called 'The House That Ruth Built'.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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