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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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What are some tics that are full of negative energy?

Frantic, neurotic, pessimistic, and sarcastic.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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