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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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