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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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What is a word that describes things that are VERY natural?

Super-natural.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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