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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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