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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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Shane Ronay
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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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