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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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