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Shane Ronay
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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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Akiva Lane
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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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Akiva Lane
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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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Shane Ronay
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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Akiva Lane
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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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Akiva Lane
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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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Akiva Lane
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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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Shane Ronay
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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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