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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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