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What involves sound, but is silent?

A sound sleep.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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