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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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