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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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