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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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Shane Ronay
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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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Akiva Lane
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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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Shane Ronay
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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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Akiva Lane
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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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Shane Ronay
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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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Akiva Lane
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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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Dovid Lane
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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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Akiva Lane
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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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