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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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