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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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