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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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