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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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