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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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Shane Ronay
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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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Akiva Lane
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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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Akiva Lane
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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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Matt Weiss
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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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