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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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Akiva Lane
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Is rain free?

Yes, it's on the house.

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Moshe Sherizen
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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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Akiva Lane
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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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