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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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