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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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