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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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What is this?

A dessert island.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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