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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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