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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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