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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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