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A swimming pool table.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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