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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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