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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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