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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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