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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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A square not.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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