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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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