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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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