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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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Shane Ronay
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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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Shane Ronay
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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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