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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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