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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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