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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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