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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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Akiva Lane
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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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Akiva Lane
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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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Shane Ronay
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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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