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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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