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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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