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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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