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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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