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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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