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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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