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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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Shane Ronay
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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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