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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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