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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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