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Rock and roll.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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