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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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