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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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What do you call a baseball player and his Rabbi?

Batman and Rabban.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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