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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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