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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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Shane Ronay
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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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