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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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Matt Weiss
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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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Shane Ronay
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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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Akiva Lane
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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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Shane Ronay
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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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Akiva Lane
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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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Akiva Lane
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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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Akiva Lane
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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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