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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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