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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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