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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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