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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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Why did this man put baseball players and prisoners on a scale?

He was weighing the pros and cons.

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