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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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