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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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