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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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What is this?

A pear of scissors.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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