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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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