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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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