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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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