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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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