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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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What do you call a trumpet made from a shoe?

A shoe horn

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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