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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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