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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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