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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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What is a walking cane called that helps a person walk very quickly?

A hurry cane.

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