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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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