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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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