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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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