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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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What is a good name for a perfume company?

Scent Sational.

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