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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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Akiva Lane
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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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Akiva Lane
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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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Akiva Lane
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What does someone say to a friend who he thinks is too optimistic?

You topian!

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Shane Ronay
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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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