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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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Who is this?

Gaucho Marx

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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