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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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