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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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