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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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Is rain free?

Yes, it's on the house.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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