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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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A field of hole wheat.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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