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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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Akiva Lane
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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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