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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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