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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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