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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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