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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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What does a casual dresser and DNA have in common?

Jeans.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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