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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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Shane Ronay
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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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Akiva Lane
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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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