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What is this man doing?

He's taking a shower.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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