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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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Why was this a big seller?

It is candy.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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