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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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