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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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