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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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A buoys club.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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