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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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A tripod.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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