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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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