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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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