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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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Akiva Lane
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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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