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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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