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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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