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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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