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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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What song is encouraging to the letter C?

Oh say can you C?

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