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Akiva Lane
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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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Akiva Lane
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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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