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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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