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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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