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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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Akiva Lane
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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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Shane Ronay
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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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Dovid Lane
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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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Akiva Lane
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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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