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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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