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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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What is it called when people from France drink wine together?

French toast.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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