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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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Shane Ronay
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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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