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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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