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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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