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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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