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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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