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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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