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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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