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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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