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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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