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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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Shane Ronay
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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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Shane Ronay
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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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Akiva Lane
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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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Akiva Lane
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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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