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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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