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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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What it it called how a dog laps up water after winning a race?

Victory laps.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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