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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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Yehuda Lane
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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Akiva Lane
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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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