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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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