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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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What is this?

A tripod.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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