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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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Why is this tea very powerful?

It's Reala Tea.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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