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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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What do the left and right pictures have in common?

On the left are coconuts, and on the right are cocoa nuts.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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