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Which sea creature is more strange than a platypus?

An odder

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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