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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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A swimming pool table.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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