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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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