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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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