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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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