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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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