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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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