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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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What is this?

The leaning tower of pizza.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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What does Yom Kippur and Succos have in common?

They are both intense / in tents.

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