Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

862
Shaya Dubin
General
Picture

What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

1777
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

1617
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

2397
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

3290
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

2136
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

581
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

3109
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

1941
Aim magazine.
General
Picture

How many teenagers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He stands still, and the world revolves around him.

3301
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

525
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

201