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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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Why did Bill have trouble falling asleep?

He was afraid of heights.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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