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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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