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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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