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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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