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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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