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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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