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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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