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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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