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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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Why is the Garden of Eden called 'Gan Eden' in Hebrew?

Because before they knew it, it was 'gone'.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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