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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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How did the Ukraine respond when Russia invaded in 2022?

"You can't rush in!"

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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