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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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