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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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