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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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