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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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What is it called when workers in a company go on strike?

Labor pains.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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