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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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Akiva Lane
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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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Yitzchak Berger
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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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Akiva Lane
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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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Akiva Lane
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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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Shane Ronay
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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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Akiva Lane
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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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