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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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What to you call rows of outhouses set up for an outdoor concert?

WC fields.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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A dessert island.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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