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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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