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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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