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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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