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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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