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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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