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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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Shane Ronay
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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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