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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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Why did Bill have trouble falling asleep?

He was afraid of heights.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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