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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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