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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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Shane Ronay
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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did kids say about a turtle that had been their teacher?

The tortoise taught us.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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Shane Ronay
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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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Akiva Lane
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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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