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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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What do you call a letter Z that is out of its mind?

Cray-Z.

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What word, when spelled backwards, means the opposite?

Love spelled backwards is Evol.

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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