Pictures:

Shane Ronay
General
Picture

How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

1839
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

616
Matt Weiss
General
Picture

What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

2461
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

306
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

755
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

1204
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

463
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

606
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

448
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

2998
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

783
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

1112