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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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After Joe was dazed by getting hit in the head with a baseball, what was he looking forward to?

The end of daze.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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