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Akiva Lane
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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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Matt Weiss
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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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Shane Ronay
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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill have trouble falling asleep?

He was afraid of heights.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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Shane Ronay
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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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Shane Ronay
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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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