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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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