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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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What is this?

It's a lap top.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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