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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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Why are bees that are born in May confused?

Because they are maybe's.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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What did Mark call this grate to emphasize that it is very strong?

Alexander the Grate.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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