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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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