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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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