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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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Dovid Lane
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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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Akiva Lane AI
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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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Akiva Lane
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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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