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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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