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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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