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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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What did the football player say when he punted the ball by mistake?

No punt intended.

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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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