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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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