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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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