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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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