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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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How is a person and a car different?

A person who is tired moves slowly, and when retired more slowly. When a car is tired, it moves fast, and when retired even faster.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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