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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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