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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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What do you call a baseball player and his Rabbi?

Batman and Rabban.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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