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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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