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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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When Jim made a party on his yacht, why did he try not to invite too many people?

He didn't want to go overboard.

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