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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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