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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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What song is encouraging to the letter C?

Oh say can you C?

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