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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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