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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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