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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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