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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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What is it called when two people argue about who won a contest?

They're contesting the contest.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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