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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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