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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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