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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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Abe Kiss
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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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