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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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