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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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Shane Ronay
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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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Akiva Lane
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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the section of a hardware store that deals with fences called?

The department of de fence.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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