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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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