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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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