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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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