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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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Shane Ronay
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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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Akiva Lane
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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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Akiva Lane
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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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Shane Ronay
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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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