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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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