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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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