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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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