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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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