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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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