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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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