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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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Why did the farmer feel uncomfortable in the wheat field at night?

He felt like he was being stalked.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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