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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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Akiva Lane
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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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