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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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