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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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