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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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