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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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