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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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