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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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