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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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