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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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What is an appropriate reaction when Democratic Socialists win seats in Congress?

It certainly raises red flags.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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