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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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