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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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