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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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