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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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