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Akiva Lane
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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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Shane Ronay
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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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Akiva Lane
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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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Akiva Lane
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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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Shane Ronay
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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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Akiva Lane
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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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