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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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C to shining C

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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