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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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What kind of key lives in the jungle?

A monkey.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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