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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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Abe Kiss
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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Shane Ronay
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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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