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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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What should you do if a piece of folded clothing runs away?

Catch it and bring it back into the fold.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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