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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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