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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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