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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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Akiva Lane
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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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Shane Ronay
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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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