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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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