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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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