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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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