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Yitzchak Berger
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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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What chess term refers to a marriage that needs to be re-invigorated?

Stalemate.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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Shane Ronay
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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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Akiva Lane
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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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