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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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