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A buoys club.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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When Max ate fish, and the peeling paint fell into his food, what did he call the meal?

Fish and chips.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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