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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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