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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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