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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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Why did Bill start using AI to help him bet at horse races?

He wanted to be a better bettor.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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