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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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