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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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What flower is named after a dog?

Collie flower.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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