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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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