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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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What is this?

A photo of synthesis.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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