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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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