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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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