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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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Why did Bill have trouble falling asleep?

He was afraid of heights.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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How do you describe someone who is walking in front of a herd of animals in Africa?

He's ahead of the game.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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