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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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