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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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