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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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What is this?

Yisro Whale

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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