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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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