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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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