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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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