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A paradigm.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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