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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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Shane Ronay
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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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