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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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Matt Weiss
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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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Akiva Lane
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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill start using AI to help him bet at horse races?

He wanted to be a better bettor.

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Akiva Lane
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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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