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Akiva Lane
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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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Akiva Lane
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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Akiva Lane
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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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Akiva Lane
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What is this?

Rock and roll.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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Shane Ronay
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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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