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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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