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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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