Pictures:

What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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