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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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What's another name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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