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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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Dovid Lane
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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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Akiva Lane
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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Shane Ronay
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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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Shane Ronay
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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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Shane Ronay
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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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