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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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