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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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What did kids say about a turtle that had been their teacher?

The tortoise taught us.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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Why did Bill start using AI to help him bet at horse races?

He wanted to be a better bettor.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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