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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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