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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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