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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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What are the dragons doing in this picture?

The dragons are dragging dragons.

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What is a word that describes Thomas Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Brilliant.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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What do you call this?

A row bot.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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