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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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