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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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