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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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