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Why is this tea very powerful?

It's Reala Tea.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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