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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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