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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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What do you call someone who is perspiring a lot in a sweater?

A sweater in a sweater.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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