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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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