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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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Matt Weiss
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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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