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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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Shane Ronay
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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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Shane Ronay
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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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Akiva Lane AI
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When Max ate fish, and the peeling paint fell into his food, what did he call the meal?

Fish and chips.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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