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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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What flower is named after a dog?

Collie flower.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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