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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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