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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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