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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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Shane Ronay
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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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Yehuda Lane
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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Shane Ronay
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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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