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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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