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Matt Weiss
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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Akiva Lane
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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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How do you describe a situation where Bill bought 2 ducks and he wants both to keep them as pets and eat them?

It's a paradox.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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Akiva Lane AI
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What's the difference between the picture on the left and the one on the right?

One is a cute angel, and the other is an acute angle.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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