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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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