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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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