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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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