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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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