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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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