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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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