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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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Akiva Lane
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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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Dovid Lane
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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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Shane Ronay
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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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