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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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What does it mean when there are 2 lions in the middle of the road?

It means that cars shouldn't pass each other.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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What is a long document written by a lawyer called?

A brief.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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