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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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