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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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Shane Ronay
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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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Shane Ronay
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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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Akiva Lane
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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does it mean when there are 2 lions in the middle of the road?

It means that cars shouldn't pass each other.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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Akiva Lane
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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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Shane Ronay
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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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