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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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