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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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