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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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Shane Ronay
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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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