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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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