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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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When things are ironic, do they become funny?

No, they're steel not funny.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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