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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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What happens to old Texas Rangers who can no longer serve?

They become de-ranged

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