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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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