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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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