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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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How do you compare the words MOM and DAD?

Both are spelled the same forwards and backward, but MOM is WOW upside down.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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