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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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When Sam and Martha Gunn had a boy, what was he like?

He was a son of Gunn.

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