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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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After the earthquake destroyed the land where a well was, what did the engineer say who was looking for it in the dark?

I don't feel well.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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