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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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