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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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