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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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