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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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