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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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