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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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