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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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