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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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How did the toys feel when the a broom swept them off the floor?

They felt swept away, swept off their feet.

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What is a word that describes Thomas Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Brilliant.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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