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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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