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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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Yes, it's on the house.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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