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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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