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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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