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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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