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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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