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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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What do the left and right pictures have in common?

On the left are coconuts, and on the right are cocoa nuts.

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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When the lusion got sick, why wasn the doctor not concerned?

He said it was an ill lusion.

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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