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Dovid Lane
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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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Akiva Lane
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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a father who lives outside of Israel called?

Chutz Pa

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Akiva Lane
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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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