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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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