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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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What is an excellent peace between two countries called?

A masterpeace.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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