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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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