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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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