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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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What chess term refers to a marriage that needs to be re-invigorated?

Stalemate.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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Why do some people prefer oranges that are easier to peel?

They find them more appealing.

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