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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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