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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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