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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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It escapes me.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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