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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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What 3 letters do you say when you realize something?

OIC

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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