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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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Shane Ronay
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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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Shane Ronay
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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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Akiva Lane
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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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