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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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