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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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