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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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