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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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How is Elon Musk similar to the Lone Ranger?

After dealing with him, they ask, 'Who was that Musk man'?

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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