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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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