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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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