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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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What do these two buildings have in common?

They are both called 'The House That Ruth Built'.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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