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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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