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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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What is this street called?

A bull-evard.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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