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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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