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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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