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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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Does this letter want to wait?

No, it's ready.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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