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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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