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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill have trouble falling asleep?

He was afraid of heights.

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Shane Ronay
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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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Akiva Lane
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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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Akiva Lane
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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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Akiva Lane
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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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Abe Kiss
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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