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Why did the plumber do this in response to the judge?

He thought the judge asked for water in the court.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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