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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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