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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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Akiva Lane
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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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Akiva Weiss
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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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What is this?

A dessert island.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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Akiva Lane
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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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