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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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