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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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What do you call the waiting area for mens' hair stylists?

The barber queue

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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