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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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