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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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Yehuda Lane
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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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