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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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