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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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