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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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