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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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