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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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