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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

2009

Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

2035

Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

1987

Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

1958

Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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