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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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