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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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Moshe Sherizen
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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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Shane Ronay
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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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What flower is named after a dog?

Collie flower.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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