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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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