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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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