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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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