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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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