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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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What does someone say to a friend who he thinks is too optimistic?

You topian!

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What kind of view brings people together?

A rendezvous.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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