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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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What is this?

An elevator pitch.

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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