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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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