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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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