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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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