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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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