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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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