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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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