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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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