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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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