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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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