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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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