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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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Akiva Lane
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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Akiva Lane
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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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Shane Ronay
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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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Shane Ronay
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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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