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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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Is rain free?

Yes, it's on the house.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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What is it called when someone is anxious about the future?

Future tense.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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