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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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