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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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What's another name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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