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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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