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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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