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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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