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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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