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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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