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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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Shane Ronay
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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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Akiva Lane
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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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