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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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