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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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Akiva Lane
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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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Shane Ronay
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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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Akiva Lane
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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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Shane Ronay
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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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Akiva Lane
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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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Akiva Weiss
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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

A dessert island.

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Shane Ronay
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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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