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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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Shane Ronay
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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when someone decides not to do costmetic surgery on their face?

They're doing an about face about their face.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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Akiva Lane
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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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Shane Ronay
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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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