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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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Shane Ronay
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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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How did the chiropractor feel when he saw that the work was harder than he expected?

He was taken aback.

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Shane Ronay
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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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Akiva Lane
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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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Shaya Dubin
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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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