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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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