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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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