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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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