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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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