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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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