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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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