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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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