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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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How does Barbie say good morning to Ken?

Good morning, doll-ing.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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