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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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