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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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