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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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