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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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