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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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