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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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