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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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After flowers and berries fuse into a pineapple, why can't they do it a second time?

Because then they would refuse.

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What is something that causes anger called?

A precursor.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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