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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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When Bill was feeling down, why did he go to the racetrack?

It made him feel bettor.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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