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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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What did kids say about a turtle that had been their teacher?

The tortoise taught us.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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