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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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Shane Ronay
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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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Akiva Lane
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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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Akiva Lane
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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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Akiva Lane
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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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Akiva Lane
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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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