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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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