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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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