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Akiva Lane
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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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