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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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