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Shaya Dubin
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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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Shane Ronay
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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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Akiva Lane
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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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Shane Ronay
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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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