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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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Shane Ronay
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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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Matt Weiss
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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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Akiva Lane
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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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Shane Ronay
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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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Matt Weiss
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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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