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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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Shaya Dubin
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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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Shane Ronay
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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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