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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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