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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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Shane Ronay
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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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Shane Ronay
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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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Shane Ronay
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How was the rabbit compensated for keeping mice out of the garden?

With a nice celery.

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Akiva Lane
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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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Shane Ronay
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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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Akiva Lane
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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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