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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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