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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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Shane Ronay
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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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