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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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Akiva Lane
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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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Akiva Lane
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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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Akiva Lane
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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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Shane Ronay
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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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Matt Weiss
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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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Shane Ronay
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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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