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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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