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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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