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What two letters are empty?

MT

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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