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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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Why is the shovel so important to society?

It is a ground-breaking tool.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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