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Shane Ronay
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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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Akiva Lane
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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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Akiva Lane
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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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Shane Ronay
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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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Shane Ronay
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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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