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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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