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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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Shane Ronay
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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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