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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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