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What is a long document written by a lawyer called?

A brief.

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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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What kind of tea helps you see things more clearly?

Clari-tea.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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