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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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It escapes me.

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