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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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Why did Bill have trouble falling asleep?

He was afraid of heights.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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