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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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