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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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