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Moshe Sherizen
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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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David Shafner
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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why is the Garden of Eden called 'Gan Eden' in Hebrew?

Because before they knew it, it was 'gone'.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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