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Akiva Lane
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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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Akiva Lane
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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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