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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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