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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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