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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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An elevator pitch.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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