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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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Shane Ronay
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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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