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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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