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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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