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Shaya Dubin
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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Shane Ronay
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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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