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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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