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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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