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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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