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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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