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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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