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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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What is the section of a hardware store that deals with fences called?

The department of de fence.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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