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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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Akiva Lane
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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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Shane Ronay
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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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