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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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