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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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