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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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