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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Are all the websites on internet nervous?

No, a lot of them are com.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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Where are 3 places you can rest?

A rest stop, a restaurant, and a restroom.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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