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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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