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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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