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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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Why do some people prefer oranges that are easier to peel?

They find them more appealing.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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