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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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