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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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