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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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