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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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