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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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