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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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What is this man doing?

He's taking a shower.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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