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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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Matt Weiss
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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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