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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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