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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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