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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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