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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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What kind of view brings people together?

A rendezvous.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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