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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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