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Shane Ronay
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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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Akiva Lane
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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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Akiva Lane
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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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Shane Ronay
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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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Akiva Lane
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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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Shane Ronay
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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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Akiva Lane
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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Akiva Lane
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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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