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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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