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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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