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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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Is dehydrating fruits a good idea?

It's full of hot air.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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