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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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