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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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What shouldn't you say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Very cool!

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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