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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

1995

What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

1985

Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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