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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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How does Barbie say good morning to Ken?

Good morning, doll-ing.

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Why did the wealthy man donate a lake of legos in the park for kids to play with?

It was his lego sea.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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