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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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