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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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