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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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