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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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