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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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Shane Ronay
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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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Shane Ronay
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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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David Shafner
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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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Akiva Lane
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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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