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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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