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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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