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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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