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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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