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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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