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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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