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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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What is this?

A tripod.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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