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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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