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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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