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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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