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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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