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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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What do you call a store that sells candy and serves liquor?

A candy bar.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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