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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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