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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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