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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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What's this?

It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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