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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

2043

Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

971

Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

930

Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

823

Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

915

What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

1279

What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

2917

What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

2193

Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

208

How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

2091

A field of hole wheat.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

2010