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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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What word describes a big pile of dirty dishes?

Dishgusting.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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What kind of tea brings people closer?

Sincera-Tea.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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