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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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How does Barbie say good morning to Ken?

Good morning, doll-ing.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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