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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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