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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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