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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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