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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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