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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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Akiva Lane
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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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Yehuda Lane
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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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Shane Ronay
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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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Akiva Lane
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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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