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Gaucho Marx

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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