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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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Shayna Lane
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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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Akiva Lane
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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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Akiva Lane
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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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