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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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Matt Weiss
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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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