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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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What it it called how a dog laps up water after winning a race?

Victory laps.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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