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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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What's this?

A field of hole wheat.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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