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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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