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A dessert island.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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