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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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What do you call a bee that does not cost money?

A free bee.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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How do you describe a situation where Bill bought 2 ducks and he wants both to keep them as pets and eat them?

It's a paradox.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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