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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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