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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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