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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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