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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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