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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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