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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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What do you call a letter Z that is out of its mind?

Cray-Z.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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