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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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