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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Where are 3 places you can rest?

A rest stop, a restaurant, and a restroom.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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