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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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