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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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