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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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