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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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