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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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What kind of tonic is very boring?

Monotonic.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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What flower is named after a dog?

Collie flower.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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