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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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