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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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What is this?

A picture worth a thousand words.

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Akiva Weiss
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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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