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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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