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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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