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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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