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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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