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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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