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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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When Max ate fish, and the peeling paint fell into his food, what did he call the meal?

Fish and chips.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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