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Shane Ronay
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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Yitzchak Berger
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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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Akiva Lane
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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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Akiva Lane
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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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Shane Ronay
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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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Akiva Lane
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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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