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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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