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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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