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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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What chess term refers to a marriage that needs to be re-invigorated?

Stalemate.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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