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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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