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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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What is this?

It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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Why did the wealthy man donate a lake of legos in the park for kids to play with?

It was his lego sea.

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