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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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