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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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