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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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