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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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