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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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