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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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