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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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