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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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