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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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