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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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Shane Ronay
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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Akiva Lane
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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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