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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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