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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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