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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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