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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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