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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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