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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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What is this?

It escapes me.

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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