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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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Why is being a jockey such a desirable profession?

They just horse around all day.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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