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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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