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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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