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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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What did the chiropracter say to his patient?

When I'm done, your right back will be right back.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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