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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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