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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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