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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did the plumber do this in response to the judge?

He thought the judge asked for water in the court.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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Matt Weiss
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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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Akiva Lane
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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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Shane Ronay
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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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Shane Ronay
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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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Akiva Lane
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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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Shane Ronay
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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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