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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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Shane Ronay
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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Moshe Sherizen
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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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