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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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