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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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Shane Ronay
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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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Shane Ronay
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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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Akiva Lane
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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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Shane Ronay
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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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Shane Ronay
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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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