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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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