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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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