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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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Why are bees that are born in May confused?

Because they are maybe's.

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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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