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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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