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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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Why do some of these instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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