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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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