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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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Shane Ronay
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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the football player say when he punted the ball by mistake?

No punt intended.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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Akiva Lane
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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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Shane Ronay
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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Akiva Lane
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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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