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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How do you describe someone who is walking in front of a herd of animals in Africa?

He's ahead of the game.

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Akiva Lane
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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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