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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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Shane Ronay
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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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