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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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