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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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Why is the Garden of Eden called 'Gan Eden' in Hebrew?

Because before they knew it, it was 'gone'.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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What's a good name for this bicycle truck that sells ices?

Wheely Cool.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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