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Akiva Lane
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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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Akiva Lane
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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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Akiva Lane
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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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Shane Ronay
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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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Akiva Lane
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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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Akiva Lane
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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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