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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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