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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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