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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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