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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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