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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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