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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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