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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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Where did Shakespeare play as a child that helped him learn to write plays?

The playground.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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