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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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