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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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