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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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