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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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What is the section of a hardware store that deals with fences called?

The department of de fence.

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