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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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