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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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Why did the plumber do this in response to the judge?

He thought the judge asked for water in the court.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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