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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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