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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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