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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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