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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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After Joe was dazed by getting hit in the head with a baseball, what was he looking forward to?

The end of daze.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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