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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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