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When Jim made a party on his yacht, why did he try not to invite too many people?

He didn't want to go overboard.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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It's a lap top.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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