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What happened to the people of the Nile at the Red Sea?

They were a-Nile-ated.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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Yisro Whale

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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