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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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