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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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Akiva Lane
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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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Shane Ronay
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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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Akiva Lane
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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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Shane Ronay
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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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Shane Ronay
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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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Shane Ronay
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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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Akiva Lane
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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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Shane Ronay
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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

2004