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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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Dovid Lane
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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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Akiva Lane
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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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Moshe Sherizen
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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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Akiva Lane
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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

A field of hole wheat.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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