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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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