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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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