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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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