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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

It's batter.

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