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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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