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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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What is a braking system on a vehicle transporting coffee called?

Coffee brakes.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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