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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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