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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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