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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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What happens if fowl don't build nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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