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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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