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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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