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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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