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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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How do you describe a situation where Bill bought 2 ducks and he wants both to keep them as pets and eat them?

It's a paradox.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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