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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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What kind of 'bot' helps you rest?

A Sha-bot

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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