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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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The leaning tower of pizza.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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