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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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