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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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