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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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