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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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