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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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