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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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