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Shane Ronay
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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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Shane Ronay
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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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Akiva Lane
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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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Akiva Lane
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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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Dovid Lane
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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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