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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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Akiva Lane
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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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Shane Ronay
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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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