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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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What did the chiropracter say to his patient?

When I'm done, your right back will be right back.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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