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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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