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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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