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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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Shane Ronay
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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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What's another name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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