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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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What kind of bee can't make up its mind?

A maybe

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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