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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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To learn about choosing language for signs, what should you study?

Sign language.

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What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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What is a word that describes Thomas Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Brilliant.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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