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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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Shayna Lane
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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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