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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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