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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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