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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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What was Genghis Khan's goal?

Khan-quest.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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