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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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