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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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