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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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