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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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Why are bees that are born in May confused?

Because they are maybe's.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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