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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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Shaya Dubin
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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Yitzchak Berger
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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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