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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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What was Maxwell Katz's nickname when he became King?

Reigning Katz.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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What do you call a bruise that is in the side of a beet?

A beet nick.

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