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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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