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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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