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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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What is it called when someone is anxious about the future?

Future tense.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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