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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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