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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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What is this?

A tripod.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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