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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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