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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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A swimming pool table.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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