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Shane Ronay
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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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Shane Ronay
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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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Shane Ronay
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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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Shane Ronay
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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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Shane Ronay
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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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