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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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