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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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