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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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