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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the Drawing Board.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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