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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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