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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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