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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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Akiva Lane
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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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Shane Ronay
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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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Shane Ronay
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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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Matt Weiss
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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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