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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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