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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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