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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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