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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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Shane Ronay
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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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Akiva Lane
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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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Shane Ronay
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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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