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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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What do you call a mouse that talks a lot?

A blabber-mouse.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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What do you call a trumpet made from a shoe?

A shoe horn

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A field of hole wheat.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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