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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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