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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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