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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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Why was this a big seller?

It is candy.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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