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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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