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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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