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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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Is rain free?

Yes, it's on the house.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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