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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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Dovid Lane
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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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