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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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What kind of question is, 'What came first, the chicken or the egg'?

Its an egg-sistential question.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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