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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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