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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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