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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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