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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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