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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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