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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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What does a casual dresser and DNA have in common?

Jeans.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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