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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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