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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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A dessert island.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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