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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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