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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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Akiva Lane
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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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Akiva Lane
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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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Akiva Lane
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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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