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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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