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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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