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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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