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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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