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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Akiva Lane
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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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Matt Weiss
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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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