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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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Gaucho Marx

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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