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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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What does this picture show?

What are the greater graters?

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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