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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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