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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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