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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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