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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

A field of hole wheat.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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