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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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Shane Ronay
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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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Akiva Lane
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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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Akiva Lane
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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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Shane Ronay
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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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Greg Stevens
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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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Shane Ronay
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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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Shane Ronay
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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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