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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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