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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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