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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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What happens to old Texas Rangers who can no longer serve?

They become de-ranged

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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