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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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What's the difference between the picture on the left and the one on the right?

One is a cute angel, and the other is an acute angle.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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