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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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