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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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