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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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