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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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