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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this hospital due to delayed permits?

Please hold the Mayo.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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