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Akiva Lane
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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is it important to understand the letter Y?

Because otherwise we don't know Y.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Matt Weiss
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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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Dovid Lane
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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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Akiva Lane
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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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