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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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