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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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