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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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