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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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What is this?

It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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