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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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