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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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