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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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Akiva Lane
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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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Matt Weiss
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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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Shane Ronay
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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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