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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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Shane Ronay
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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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Shane Ronay
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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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Akiva Lane
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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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Dovid Lane
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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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