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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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