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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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