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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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