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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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What is it called when the sugar cane workers go on strike?

The cane mutiny.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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