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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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