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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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A dessert island.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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