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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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