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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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