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Shane Ronay
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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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Yehuda Lane
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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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Akiva Lane
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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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Shane Ronay
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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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