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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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