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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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