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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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