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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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