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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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Akiva Lane
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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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Yehuda Lane
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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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