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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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