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Why was this a big seller?

It is candy.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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