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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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