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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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Shane Ronay
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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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Who is the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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