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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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