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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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