Pictures:

What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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