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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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What is this street called?

A bull-evard.

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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