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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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