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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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A square not.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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