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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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