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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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Shane Ronay
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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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Akiva Lane
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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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Matt Weiss
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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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Akiva Lane
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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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Shane Ronay
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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Akiva Lane
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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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