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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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What is a word that describes things that are VERY natural?

Super-natural.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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