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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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