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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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Akiva Lane
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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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Akiva Lane
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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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Shane Ronay
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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Akiva Lane
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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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Yehuda Lane
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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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