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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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Shane Ronay
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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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