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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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Matt Weiss
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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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Yehuda Lane
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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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