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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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What do you call a bruise that is in the side of a beet?

A beet nick.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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