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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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