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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He stands still, and the world revolves around him.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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