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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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Akiva Lane
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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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