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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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What to you call rows of outhouses set up for an outdoor concert?

WC fields.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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