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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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