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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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Mendy Zeiger
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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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Shaya Dubin
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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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