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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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