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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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