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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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