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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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