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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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