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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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