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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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What part of the Bible teaches you the correct way to use money?

The book of profits.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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