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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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