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Where did Shakespeare play as a child that helped him learn to write plays?

The playground.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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