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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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