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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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