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How did the chiropractor feel when he saw that the work was harder than he expected?

He was taken aback.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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What is a braking system on a vehicle transporting coffee called?

Coffee brakes.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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A pear of scissors.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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