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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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How was the rabbit compensated for keeping mice out of the garden?

With a nice celery.

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