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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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