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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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