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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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What word, when spelled backwards, means the opposite?

Love spelled backwards is Evol.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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What was it like when so many fishermen cast their fishing rods into the lake?

It seemed overcast.

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Why did people find this very alarming?

They thought it was egg stream.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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