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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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