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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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