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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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