Pictures:

What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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