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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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