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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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