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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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Are all the websites on internet nervous?

No, a lot of them are com.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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What does this picture show?

What are the greater graters?

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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Why did the farmer feel uncomfortable in the wheat field at night?

He felt like he was being stalked.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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