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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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Yitzchak Berger
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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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Shane Ronay
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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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Shane Ronay
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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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Why was Jim hesitant about becoming a patient in a mental hosptial?

He wasn't really committed.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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