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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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