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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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