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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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