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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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