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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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