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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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What flower is named after a dog?

Collie flower.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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