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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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