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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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Why did the asterisk, question mark, and pound sign act up in class?

They thought they were special characters.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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