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Akiva Lane
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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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Dovid Lane
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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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Yehuda Lane
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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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Akiva Lane
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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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