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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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