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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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Shane Ronay
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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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Dovid Lane
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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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