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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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