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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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