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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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