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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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