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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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Shane Ronay
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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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