Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

2818
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

1462
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

2389
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

2458
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

2968
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

836
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

1292
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

163
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

1814
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

1964
Yitzchak Berger
General
Picture

Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

3235
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

1223