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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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