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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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Akiva Lane
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Since the first bay in the city was called Bay A, why did the people love the second bay?

They called it Bay B.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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Shayna Lane
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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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