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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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