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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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Shane Ronay
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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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Moshe Sherizen
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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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Shane Ronay
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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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Shane Ronay
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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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