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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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