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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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