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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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Akiva Lane AI
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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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Shane Ronay
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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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Akiva Lane
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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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