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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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