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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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