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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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