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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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