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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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