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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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