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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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What flower is named after a dog?

Collie flower.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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