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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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