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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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