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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

2007