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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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Akiva Lane
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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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Shane Ronay
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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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