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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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