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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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