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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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What is this?

Rock and roll.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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