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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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