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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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