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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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