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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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