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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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