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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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