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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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