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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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