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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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What is a company that rents DAF trucks by the day called?

Daf Yomi.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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