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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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