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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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How do you describe a situation where Bill bought 2 ducks and he wants both to keep them as pets and eat them?

It's a paradox.

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