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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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