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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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