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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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What is something that causes anger called?

A precursor.

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