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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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