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Shane Ronay
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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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Akiva Lane
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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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Akiva Lane
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What is this?

Rock and roll.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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