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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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What is this?

The leaning tower of pizza.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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What is a braking system on a vehicle transporting coffee called?

Coffee brakes.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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