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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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