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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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Shane Ronay
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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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