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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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What did kids say about a turtle that had been their teacher?

The tortoise taught us.

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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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