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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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What kind of view brings people together?

A rendezvous.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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