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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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