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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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