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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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