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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do some of these instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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Akiva Lane
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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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Shane Ronay
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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Akiva Lane
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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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Shane Ronay
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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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