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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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