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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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