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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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Shane Ronay
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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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Akiva Lane
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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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Akiva Lane
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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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