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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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