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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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Shane Ronay
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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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Shane Ronay
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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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Akiva Lane
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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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Akiva Lane
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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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Akiva Lane
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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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