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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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