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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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