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Akiva Lane
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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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Shane Ronay
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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Akiva Lane
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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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Shane Ronay
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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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Akiva Lane
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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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Akiva Lane
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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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Akiva Lane
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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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