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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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