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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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How does Barbie say good morning to Ken?

Good morning, doll-ing.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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