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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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What happened when the cover of the pot fell on the floor?

We put the cover back on, and now it's recovered.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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