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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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