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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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