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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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