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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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