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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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