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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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