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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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Dovid Lane
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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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Akiva Lane
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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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Shane Ronay
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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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Akiva Lane
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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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