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Akiva Lane
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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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Akiva Lane
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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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Shane Ronay
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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Akiva Lane
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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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