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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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A square not.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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