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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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