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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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Jean Boda
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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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Shane Ronay
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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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Shane Ronay
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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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