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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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