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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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