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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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