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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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