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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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What happened when the cover of the pot fell on the floor?

We put the cover back on, and now it's recovered.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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