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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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