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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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