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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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