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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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