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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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Shane Ronay
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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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Akiva Lane
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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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Shane Ronay
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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

It's a lap top.

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