In music how much is a quarter note worth?
Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?
What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?
What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?
What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?
What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?
How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?
How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?
What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?
Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?
What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?
Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?