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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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