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Akiva Lane
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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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Akiva Lane
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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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Akiva Lane AI
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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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Akiva Lane
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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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Akiva Lane
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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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