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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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