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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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What do train designers need to study?

Pullmonology

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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