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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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Moshe Sherizen
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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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Shane Ronay
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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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