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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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A pear of scissors.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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