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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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Why did the plumber do this in response to the judge?

He thought the judge asked for water in the court.

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