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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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