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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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