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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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Shane Ronay
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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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Jean Boda
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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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