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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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Shane Ronay
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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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