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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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