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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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