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Akiva Lane
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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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Akiva Lane
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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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Shane Ronay
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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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Akiva Lane
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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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Shane Ronay
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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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