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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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