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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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