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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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