Pictures:

What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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