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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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What is it called when people from France drink wine together?

French toast.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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