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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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