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Shane Ronay
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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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Shane Ronay
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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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