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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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