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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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