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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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