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When Sam and Martha Gunn had a boy, what was he like?

He was a son of Gunn.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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