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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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