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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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What is it called when workers in a company go on strike?

Labor pains.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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