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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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