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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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