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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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