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Akiva Lane
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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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Akiva Lane
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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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Shane Ronay
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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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Shane Ronay
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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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Shane Ronay
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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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Akiva Lane
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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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Shane Ronay
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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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