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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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