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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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