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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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Why was the doctor (who nobody went to) eager to retire?

Because he no longer had any patience.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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