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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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