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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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