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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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