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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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