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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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