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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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