Pictures:

What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

2918

What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

2923

When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

1632

What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

80

How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

1617

Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

1876

What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

1244

What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

1918

Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

1600

What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

3210

Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

1129

What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

391