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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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