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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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