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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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What happens if fowl don't build nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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