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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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