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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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