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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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