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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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