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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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Dovid Lane
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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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Akiva Lane
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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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Shane Ronay
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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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Shane Ronay
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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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What is this?

It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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