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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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