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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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Dovid Lane
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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Shayna Lane
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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Akiva Lane
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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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