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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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