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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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