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What do these two buildings have in common?

They are both called 'The House That Ruth Built'.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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What is this?

A picture worth a thousand words.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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