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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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