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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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