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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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Abe Kiss
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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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