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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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