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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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What is this?

C to shining C

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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