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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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