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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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Why are bees that are born in May confused?

Because they are maybe's.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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