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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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Miriam Lane
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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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