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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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