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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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