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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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