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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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