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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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