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Moshe Sherizen
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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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Akiva Lane
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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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Shane Ronay
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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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Akiva Lane
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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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How did Alan charge his cell phone?

He paid for it with a credit card.

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