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Akiva Lane
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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Akiva Lane
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What 3 letters do you say when you realize something?

OIC

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Shane Ronay
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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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Akiva Lane
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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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Shaya Dubin
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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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Akiva Lane
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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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Akiva Weiss
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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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