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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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