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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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