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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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Shane Ronay
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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Shane Ronay
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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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