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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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