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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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