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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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The leaning tower of pizza.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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