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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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