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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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