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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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