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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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