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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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