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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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Gaucho Marx

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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