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Shane Ronay
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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this?

A photo of synthesis.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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Akiva Lane
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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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Shane Ronay
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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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Akiva Lane AI
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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened to the people of the Nile at the Red Sea?

They were a-Nile-ated.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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