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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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