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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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