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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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