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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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