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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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Akiva Lane
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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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