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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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