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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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