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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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