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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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What do you call a bruise that is in the side of a beet?

A beet nick.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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