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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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