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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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