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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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