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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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What is a braking system on a vehicle transporting coffee called?

Coffee brakes.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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