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Akiva Lane
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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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Akiva Lane
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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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Shane Ronay
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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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Shane Ronay
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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Akiva Lane
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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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Matt Weiss
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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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