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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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Shane Ronay
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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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Shane Ronay
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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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Matt Weiss
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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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