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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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What did the chiropracter say to his patient?

When I'm done, your right back will be right back.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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