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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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