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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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