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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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What types of phones do prisoners use in prison?

Cell phones.

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