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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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