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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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Since the first bay in the city was called Bay A, why did the people love the second bay?

They called it Bay B.

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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