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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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