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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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Akiva Lane
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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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Shane Ronay
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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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