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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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