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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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