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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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