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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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What is this?

A photo of synthesis.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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