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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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Akiva Lane
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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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Shane Ronay
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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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Akiva Lane
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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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Shane Ronay
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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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