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Akiva Lane
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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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Shane Ronay
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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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Akiva Lane
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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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