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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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Abe Kiss
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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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