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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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