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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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What does mailing a letter have in common with post Covid?

Post office.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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