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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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Akiva Lane
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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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Akiva Lane
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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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