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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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