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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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