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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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