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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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What does mailing a letter have in common with post Covid?

Post office.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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