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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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