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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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What does it mean when there are 2 lions in the middle of the road?

It means that cars shouldn't pass each other.

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