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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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