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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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When Sam and Martha Gunn had a boy, what was he like?

He was a son of Gunn.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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What is the difference between the left and right side of this picture?

On the left are walnuts, and on the right are off-the-wall nuts.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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