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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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What kind of tonic is very boring?

Monotonic.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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Why was Jim hesitant about becoming a patient in a mental hosptial?

He wasn't really committed.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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