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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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