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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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What do these two buildings have in common?

They are both called 'The House That Ruth Built'.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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