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Shane Ronay
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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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Shane Ronay
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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Akiva Lane
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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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Akiva Lane
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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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Abe Kiss
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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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Shane Ronay
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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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