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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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What kind of question is, 'What came first, the chicken or the egg'?

Its an egg-sistential question.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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