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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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