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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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Yehuda Lane
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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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How was the rabbit compensated for keeping mice out of the garden?

With a nice celery.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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