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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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