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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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