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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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Shaya Dubin
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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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Akiva Lane
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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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