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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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Akiva Lane
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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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Shane Ronay
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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Akiva Lane
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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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Akiva Lane
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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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