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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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