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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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Akiva Lane
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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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