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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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