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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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