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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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