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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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