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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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