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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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Why did the plumber do this in response to the judge?

He thought the judge asked for water in the court.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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Akiva Lane
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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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Zev Juravel
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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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