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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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