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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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