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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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