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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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