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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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Is dehydrating fruits a good idea?

It's full of hot air.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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