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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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