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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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Why are some men more inherently curious?

They have larger "why" chromosomes.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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