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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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