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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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