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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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