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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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