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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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