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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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Rock and roll.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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