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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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