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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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What's the difference between the picture on the left and the one on the right?

One is a cute angel, and the other is an acute angle.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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