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Dovid Lane
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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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Akiva Lane
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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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Akiva Lane
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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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Shane Ronay
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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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Akiva Lane
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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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Shane Ronay
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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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Shane Ronay
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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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