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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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What is it called when workers in a company go on strike?

Labor pains.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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