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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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Akiva Lane
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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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Akiva Lane
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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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Akiva Lane
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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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