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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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How do you describe a school where the students are in charge?

It has no principles.

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