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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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