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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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