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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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