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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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