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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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