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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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