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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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