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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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