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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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Akiva Lane
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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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Akiva Lane
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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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Yehuda Lane
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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