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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Matt Weiss
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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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