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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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