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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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