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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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Akiva Lane
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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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Shayna Lane
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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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