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Yitzchak Berger
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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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Yehuda Lane
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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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