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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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What issue was Beth thinking about when deciding whether or not to vote Republican?

If the elephant is relevant.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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The leaning tower of pizza.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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