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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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