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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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