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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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Akiva Lane
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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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Shane Ronay
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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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