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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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What is a word that describes Thomas Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Brilliant.

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