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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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