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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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Shane Ronay
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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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Ezra Gross
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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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Akiva Lane
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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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Akiva Lane
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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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Matt Weiss
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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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