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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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