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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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