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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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Akiva Lane
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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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Akiva Lane
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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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Shane Ronay
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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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Akiva Lane
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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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Akiva Lane
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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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Akiva Lane
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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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Shane Ronay
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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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