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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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A paradigm.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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