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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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