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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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Akiva Lane
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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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Shane Ronay
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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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