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Akiva Lane
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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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Shane Ronay
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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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Akiva Weiss
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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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Shane Ronay
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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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Akiva Lane
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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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Aim magazine.
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How many teenagers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He stands still, and the world revolves around him.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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