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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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