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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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Akiva Lane
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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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Abe Kiss
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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Akiva Lane
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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Akiva Lane
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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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Dovid Lane
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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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