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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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