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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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