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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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