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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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