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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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