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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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