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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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What 3 letters do you say when you realize something?

OIC

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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