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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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