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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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Shane Ronay
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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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