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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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What happened when the cover of the pot fell on the floor?

We put the cover back on, and now it's recovered.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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