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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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