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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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