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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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What kind of key lives in the jungle?

A monkey.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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