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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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