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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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