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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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