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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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