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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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