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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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