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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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