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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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