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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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