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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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