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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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