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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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