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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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