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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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What did the pair of glasses and the picture say to their lawyer?

We've been framed.

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Akiva Lane
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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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Akiva Lane
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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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