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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He stands still, and the world revolves around him.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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