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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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When Max ate fish, and the peeling paint fell into his food, what did he call the meal?

Fish and chips.

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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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