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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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