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Akiva Lane
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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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Akiva Lane
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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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Akiva Lane
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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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Shane Ronay
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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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Akiva Lane
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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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Matt Weiss
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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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Matt Weiss
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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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