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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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