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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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What do you call a bruise that is in the side of a beet?

A beet nick.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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