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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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A buoys club.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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