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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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What part of the Bible teaches you the correct way to use money?

The book of profits.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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