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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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