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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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A tripod.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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