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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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