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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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Matt Weiss
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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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Akiva Lane
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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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Akiva Lane
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What is this?

It escapes me.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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Akiva Lane
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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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Shane Ronay
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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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