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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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