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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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What is it called when people from France drink wine together?

French toast.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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