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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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