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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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