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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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