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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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