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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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