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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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What is similar between a Japanese couch an ottoman foot rest?

One is a futon, and the other you put your foot on.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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