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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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Ezra Gross
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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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