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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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What do you call a bruise that is in the side of a beet?

A beet nick.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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