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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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