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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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