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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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