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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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