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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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