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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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How do you describe a school where the students are in charge?

It has no principles.

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A field of hole wheat.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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