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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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Yitzchak Berger
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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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Shane Ronay
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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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Shane Ronay
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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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