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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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What's a good name for an outdoor restaurant with palm trees, granite floors, and granite tables?

Palm and Granite

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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Moshe Sherizen
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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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