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What is it called when students are studying frantically at the end of the school term?

Term-oil.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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