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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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