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Shane Ronay
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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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Shane Ronay
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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Shane Ronay
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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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Dovid Lane
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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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