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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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