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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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