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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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