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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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What is it called when two people argue about who won a contest?

They're contesting the contest.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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