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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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