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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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