Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

885

Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

1597

What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

848

What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

1180

What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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