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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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