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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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