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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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