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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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