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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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