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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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