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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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