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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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