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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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