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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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What happened to the people of the Nile at the Red Sea?

They were a-Nile-ated.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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