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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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Miriam Lane
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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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Akiva Lane
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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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