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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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