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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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Why was this a big seller?

It is candy.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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