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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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