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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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