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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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