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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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