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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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