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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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Why did Andy try using lots of apps?

He thought they would make him appy!

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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