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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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