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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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