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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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Shayna Lane
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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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