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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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