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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Akiva Lane
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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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Shane Ronay
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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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Akiva Lane
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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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Akiva Lane
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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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Akiva Lane AI
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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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Shane Ronay
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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Shane Ronay
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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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