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A paradigm.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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