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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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