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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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