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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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