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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are nitty-gritty.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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