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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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