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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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