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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was usually a hair-raising experience.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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