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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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