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Why did Bill start using AI to help him bet at horse races?

He wanted to be a better bettor.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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Shane Ronay
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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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Shane Ronay
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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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