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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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