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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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