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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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