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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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