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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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