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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He stands still, and the world revolves around him.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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