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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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