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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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