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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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