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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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