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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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Akiva Lane
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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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