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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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