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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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