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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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Shane Ronay
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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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Akiva Lane
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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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Akiva Lane
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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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Akiva Lane
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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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Akiva Lane
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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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