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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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