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Shane Ronay
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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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Shane Ronay
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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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Shane Ronay
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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Akiva Lane
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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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Akiva Lane
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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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Akiva Lane
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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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Akiva Lane
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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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