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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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