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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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