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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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