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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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