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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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Shane Ronay
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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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