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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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Akiva Lane
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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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Akiva Lane
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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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Shane Ronay
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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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