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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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