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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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