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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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Shane Ronay
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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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