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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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Why is this food dish considered so valuable?

It's 24 carrots cold.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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When you forget to take something on a vacation, what is that called?

A mis-take.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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