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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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What song is encouraging to the letter C?

Oh say can you C?

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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