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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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