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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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