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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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