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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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