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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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