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Matt Weiss
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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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Akiva Lane
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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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Yehuda Lane
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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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Shane Ronay
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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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Akiva Lane
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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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Akiva Lane
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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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Akiva Lane
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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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