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Shane Ronay
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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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Akiva Lane
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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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Akiva Lane
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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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Akiva Lane
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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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Shane Ronay
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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Akiva Lane
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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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Abe Kiss
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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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Miriam Lane
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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Akiva Lane
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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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