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Shane Ronay
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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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Yehuda Lane
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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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Shane Ronay
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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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Akiva Lane
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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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Shane Ronay
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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Akiva Lane
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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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Akiva Lane
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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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