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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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