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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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