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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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