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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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Matt Weiss
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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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Shane Ronay
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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Akiva Lane
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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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Akiva Lane
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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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