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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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