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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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