Pictures:

What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

2286

What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

658

What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

1586

Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

1352

Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

2399

Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

1807

Yes, it's on the house.

3198

What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

988

What do cows use for money?

Moolah

2963

Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

2876

How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

2500

Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

1347