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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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