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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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