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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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