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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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