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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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What kind of question is, 'What came first, the chicken or the egg'?

Its an egg-sistential question.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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