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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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