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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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