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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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