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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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Matt Weiss
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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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