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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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