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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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