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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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