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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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