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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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