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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What kind of key lives in the jungle?

A monkey.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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Why did the farmer feel uncomfortable in the wheat field at night?

He felt like he was being stalked.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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