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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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