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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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