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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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