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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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