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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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What kind of bee can't make up its mind?

A maybe

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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