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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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