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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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