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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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