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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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What does a casual dresser and DNA have in common?

Jeans.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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