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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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