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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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