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Akiva Weiss
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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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Akiva Lane
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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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Akiva Lane
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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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