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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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What did the law student who liked liquor knew he had to do?

He had to pass the bar in order to pass the bar.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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