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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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