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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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