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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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