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A swimming pool table.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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