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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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Akiva Lane
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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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Akiva Lane AI
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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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Akiva Lane
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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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Dovid Lane
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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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Matt Weiss
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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