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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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How do you describe a situation where Bill bought 2 ducks and he wants both to keep them as pets and eat them?

It's a paradox.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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