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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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