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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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