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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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What do these two buildings have in common?

They are both called 'The House That Ruth Built'.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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What do the left and right pictures have in common?

On the left are coconuts, and on the right are cocoa nuts.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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