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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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