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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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What special character is similar to having doubts about communism?

Question Marx.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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