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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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