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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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