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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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