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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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Why is the Garden of Eden called 'Gan Eden' in Hebrew?

Because before they knew it, it was 'gone'.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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