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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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