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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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Shane Ronay
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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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Shane Ronay
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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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