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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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