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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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Dovid Lane
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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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What did the law student who liked liquor knew he had to do?

He had to pass the bar in order to pass the bar.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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Yehuda Lane
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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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