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Shane Ronay
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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Akiva Lane AI
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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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Akiva Lane
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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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Akiva Lane
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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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Akiva Lane
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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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