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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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