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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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Akiva Lane AI
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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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Mendy Zeiger
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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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Matt Weiss
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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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Akiva Lane AI
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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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