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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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