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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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