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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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Shane Ronay
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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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Akiva Lane
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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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Shane Ronay
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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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Akiva Lane
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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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Akiva Lane
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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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Akiva Lane
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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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Yehuda Lane
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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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Shane Ronay
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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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