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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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Shane Ronay
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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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