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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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