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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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