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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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