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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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