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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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