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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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