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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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What do you call someone who is perspiring a lot in a sweater?

A sweater in a sweater.

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