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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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Where did Shakespeare play as a child that helped him learn to write plays?

The playground.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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How do you describe a school where the students are in charge?

It has no principles.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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