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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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