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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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