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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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