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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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