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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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