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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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What did Joe do with his leg cast after his leg was fully healed?

He cast it away.

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