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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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