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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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