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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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