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Shane Ronay
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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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David Rose
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What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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Shane Ronay
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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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Akiva Lane
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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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Akiva Lane
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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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Akiva Lane
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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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