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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What 3 letters do you say when you realize something?

OIC

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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