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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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Dovid Lane
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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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