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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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What it it called how a dog laps up water after winning a race?

Victory laps.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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