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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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