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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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