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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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