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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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