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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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What is it called when workers in a company go on strike?

Labor pains.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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When Sam and Martha Gunn had a boy, what was he like?

He was a son of Gunn.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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