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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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