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Shane Ronay
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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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Shane Ronay
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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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Shane Ronay
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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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Moshe Sherizen
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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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Akiva Lane
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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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Matt Weiss
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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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