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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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