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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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