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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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