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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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