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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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Matt Weiss
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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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Akiva Lane
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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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Shane Ronay
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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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Shane Ronay
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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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