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Shane Ronay
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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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Shayna Lane
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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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Shane Ronay
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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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Akiva Lane
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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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Akiva Lane
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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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