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Akiva Lane
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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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Shane Ronay
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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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Akiva Lane
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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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Akiva Lane
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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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David Rose
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What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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Matt Weiss
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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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