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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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