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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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Shane Ronay
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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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