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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

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