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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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