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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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