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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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How do you describe a situation where Bill bought 2 ducks and he wants both to keep them as pets and eat them?

It's a paradox.

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