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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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What do you call this?

A row bot.

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