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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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