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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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