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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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