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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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