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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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