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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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