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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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