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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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