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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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