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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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When is hair like a sink full of dirty dishes?

When it is disheveled.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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