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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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