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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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