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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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