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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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When Jim made a party on his yacht, why did he try not to invite too many people?

He didn't want to go overboard.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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Miriam Lane
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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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Akiva Lane
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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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Yehuda Lane
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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