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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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What issue was Beth thinking about when deciding whether or not to vote Republican?

If the elephant is relevant.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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