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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

1970

What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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What did the law student who liked liquor knew he had to do?

He had to pass the bar in order to pass the bar.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

960

What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

1941

Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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