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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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