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Shane Ronay
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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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Shane Ronay
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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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Akiva Lane
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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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Akiva Lane
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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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Shaya Dubin
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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Akiva Lane
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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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