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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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