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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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A dessert island.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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