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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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