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Matt Weiss
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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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