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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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