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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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What kind of question is, 'What came first, the chicken or the egg'?

Its an egg-sistential question.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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