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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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