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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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Shane Ronay
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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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Shane Ronay
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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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