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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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