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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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