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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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