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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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Why is it recommended to use down settings?

Because it's good to avoid upsettings.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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