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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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What is a braking system on a vehicle transporting coffee called?

Coffee brakes.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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