Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

1391
Miriam Lane
General
Picture

Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

2466
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

3252
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

2976
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

588
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

2463
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

2176
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

2283
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

1883
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

170
Dovid Lane
General
Picture

How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

1615
General
Picture

What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

2642