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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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