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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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