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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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