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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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