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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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