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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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