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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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