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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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