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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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A paradigm.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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