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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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Does this letter want to wait?

No, it's ready.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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