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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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