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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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