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Akiva Lane
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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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Akiva Lane
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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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Shane Ronay
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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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Yehuda Lane
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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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Akiva Weiss
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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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Shane Ronay
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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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Akiva Lane
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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Shane Ronay
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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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