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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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