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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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