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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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