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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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