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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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