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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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