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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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Why did the farmer feel uncomfortable in the wheat field at night?

He felt like he was being stalked.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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