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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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