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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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Yitzchak Berger
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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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