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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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