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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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Are all the websites on internet nervous?

No, a lot of them are com.

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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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