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Is rain free?

Yes, it's on the house.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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