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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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