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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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