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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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Shane Ronay
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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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Akiva Lane
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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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Akiva Lane
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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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Akiva Lane
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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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