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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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