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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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Shane Ronay
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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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