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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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