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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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