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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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Shane Ronay
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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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What kind of 'bot' helps you rest?

A Sha-bot

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Shane Ronay
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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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Shane Ronay
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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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