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Akiva Lane
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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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Matt Weiss
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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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Akiva Lane
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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What's a good name for an outdoor restaurant with palm trees, granite floors, and granite tables?

Palm and Granite

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Akiva Lane
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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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Akiva Lane
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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Akiva Lane
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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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