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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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