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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Akiva Weiss
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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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Akiva Lane
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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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Akiva Lane
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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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Akiva Lane
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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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