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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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