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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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