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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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