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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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