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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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