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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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