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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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Yehuda Lane
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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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Shane Ronay
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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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Shane Ronay
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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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