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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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