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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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What is a company that rents DAF trucks by the day called?

Daf Yomi.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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