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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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Akiva Lane
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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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