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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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