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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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