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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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What is this?

A dessert island.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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