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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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