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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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