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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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