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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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