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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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