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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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What does this picture show?

What are the greater graters?

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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