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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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What's a good name for an outdoor restaurant with palm trees, granite floors, and granite tables?

Palm and Granite

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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