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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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