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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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