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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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Matt Weiss
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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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Akiva Lane
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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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