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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

1997

What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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A swimming pool table.

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

2005

How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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