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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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What is a large pair of glasses called with lots of people looking at it?

A public spectacle.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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