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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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