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Shane Ronay
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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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Akiva Lane
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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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Dovid Lane
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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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