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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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