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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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