Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

2257
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

2311
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

780
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

2237
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

1046
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

23
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

1811
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

1651
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

134
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

2687
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

1336
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

When Sam and Martha Gunn had a boy, what was he like?

He was a son of Gunn.

3380