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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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