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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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