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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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