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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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