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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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Akiva Lane
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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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Akiva Lane
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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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Shane Ronay
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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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Akiva Lane
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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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