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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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