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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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