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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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