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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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