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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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Why was this a big seller?

It is candy.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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What is something that causes anger called?

A precursor.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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