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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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