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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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