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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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