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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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After Joe was dazed by getting hit in the head with a baseball, what was he looking forward to?

The end of daze.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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