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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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What's this?

It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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