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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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What shouldn't you say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Very cool!

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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