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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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