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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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