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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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