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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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