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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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What kind of question is, 'What came first, the chicken or the egg'?

Its an egg-sistential question.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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