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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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