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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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