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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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