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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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