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Shane Ronay
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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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Yehuda Lane
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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Akiva Lane
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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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Matt Weiss
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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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Akiva Lane
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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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Akiva Lane
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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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Akiva Lane
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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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Akiva Lane
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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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