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Shane Ronay
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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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Akiva Lane
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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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Akiva Lane
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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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Akiva Lane
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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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Akiva Lane
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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Akiva Lane
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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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