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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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What issue was Beth thinking about when deciding whether or not to vote Republican?

If the elephant is relevant.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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