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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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