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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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