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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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