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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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