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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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