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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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