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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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What is this?

An elevator pitch.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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