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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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