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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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