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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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