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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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