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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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