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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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Rock and roll.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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