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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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What is this?

A paradigm.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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