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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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Akiva Lane
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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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Akiva Lane
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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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Akiva Lane
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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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Akiva Lane
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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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Yitzchak Berger
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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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Akiva Lane
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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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