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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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