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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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