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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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