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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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What do you call a bruise that is in the side of a beet?

A beet nick.

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