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Shayna Lane
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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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Akiva Lane
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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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Akiva Lane
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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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