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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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