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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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Akiva Lane
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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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Akiva Lane
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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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