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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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What is it called when the sugar cane workers go on strike?

The cane mutiny.

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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