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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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