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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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