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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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