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Are all the websites on internet nervous?

No, a lot of them are com.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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