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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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