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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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