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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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