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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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