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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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