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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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