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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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