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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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