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Akiva Lane
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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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Dovid Lane
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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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Shane Ronay
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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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Shane Ronay
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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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Akiva Lane
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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Yehuda Lane
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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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