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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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