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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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