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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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What is similar between a Japanese couch an ottoman foot rest?

One is a futon, and the other you put your foot on.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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What did the football player say when he punted the ball by mistake?

No punt intended.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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What is this man doing?

He's taking a shower.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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