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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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