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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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