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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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