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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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What types of phones do prisoners use in prison?

Cell phones.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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