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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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What did Mark call this grate to emphasize that it is very strong?

Alexander the Grate.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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