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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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What is it called when workers in a company go on strike?

Labor pains.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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