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Akiva Lane
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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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Shayna Lane
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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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Akiva Lane
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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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Shane Ronay
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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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Akiva Lane
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What song is encouraging to the letter C?

Oh say can you C?

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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Mendy Zeiger
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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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