Pictures:

What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

2521

How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

651

Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

1801

Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

3158

How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

1890

What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

2467

Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

1828

Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

985

When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

1381

What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

1371

Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

2810

When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

2048