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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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