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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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