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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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What is it called when you tell something to your grandmother?

Tell a gram.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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How did the news channels report this accident?

Breaking news.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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