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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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