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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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Shane Ronay
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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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Shane Ronay
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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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Akiva Lane
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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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Akiva Lane
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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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Akiva Lane
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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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Akiva Lane
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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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Akiva Lane
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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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