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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the Drawing Board.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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