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Why did Bill start using AI to help him bet at horse races?

He wanted to be a better bettor.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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