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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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