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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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