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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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