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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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