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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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