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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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