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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Shane Ronay
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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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Akiva Lane
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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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Akiva Lane
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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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Akiva Lane
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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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Akiva Lane
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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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Shane Ronay
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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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Akiva Lane
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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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