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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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What flower is named after a dog?

Collie flower.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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What song is encouraging to the letter C?

Oh say can you C?

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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