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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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