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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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