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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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Akiva Lane
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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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Akiva Lane
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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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Akiva Lane
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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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Akiva Lane
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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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