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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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