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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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