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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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Shane Ronay
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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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David Shafner
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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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Shane Ronay
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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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