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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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