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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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Akiva Lane
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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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