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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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Where are 3 places you can rest?

A rest stop, a restaurant, and a restroom.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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