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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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Akiva Lane
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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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Akiva Lane
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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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