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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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