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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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