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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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