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Shane Ronay
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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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