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How did Alan charge his cell phone?

He paid for it with a credit card.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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