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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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