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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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