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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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