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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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