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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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Shane Ronay
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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Akiva Lane
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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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Matt Weiss
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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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