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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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