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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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