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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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