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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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