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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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