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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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