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Akiva Lane
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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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Akiva Lane
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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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Shane Ronay
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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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Akiva Lane
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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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