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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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What should you do if a piece of folded clothing runs away?

Catch it and bring it back into the fold.

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What did the law student who liked liquor knew he had to do?

He had to pass the bar in order to pass the bar.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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