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Shane Ronay
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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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Akiva Lane
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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Abe Kiss
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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Akiva Lane
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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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Shane Ronay
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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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Mendy Zeiger
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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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Shane Ronay
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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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