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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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