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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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