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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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