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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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