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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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