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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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Why did Barry consider taking music lessons to get better at repenting?

Because he felt he was atone deaf.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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