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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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