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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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