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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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