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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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