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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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Rock and roll.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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