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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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