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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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