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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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