Pictures:

What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

465

What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

1245

How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

444

What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

405

Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

8

What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

2057

Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

754

What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

2448

What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

2171

Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

1062

What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

2174

What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

1916