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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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Akiva Lane
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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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Where in the Shema does it suggest that we should look at cars?

It says in the 3rd paragraph: 'Uretem auto'.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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Akiva Lane
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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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