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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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What 3 letters do you say when you realize something?

OIC

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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