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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He stands still, and the world revolves around him.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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What do you call a store that sells candy and serves liquor?

A candy bar.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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