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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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