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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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What is this?

A square not.

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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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