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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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