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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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