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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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What do you call this?

A row bot.

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