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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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