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Why did the farmer feel uncomfortable in the wheat field at night?

He felt like he was being stalked.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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