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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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