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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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