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How do you describe a situation where Bill bought 2 ducks and he wants both to keep them as pets and eat them?

It's a paradox.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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