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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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