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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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