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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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Why is the Garden of Eden called 'Gan Eden' in Hebrew?

Because before they knew it, it was 'gone'.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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