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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What happens to old Texas Rangers who can no longer serve?

They become de-ranged

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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