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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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What kind of tea brings people closer?

Sincera-Tea.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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Who is this?

Gaucho Marx

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What it it called how a dog laps up water after winning a race?

Victory laps.

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