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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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