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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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