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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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