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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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