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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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