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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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