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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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When Bill was feeling down, why did he go to the racetrack?

It made him feel bettor.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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