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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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What is a walking cane called that helps a person walk very quickly?

A hurry cane.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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