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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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