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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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