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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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