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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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