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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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