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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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