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Shane Ronay
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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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Akiva Lane
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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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Matt Weiss
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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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Shane Ronay
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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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