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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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