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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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A buoys club.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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