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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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