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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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How did the Ukraine respond when Russia invaded in 2022?

"You can't rush in!"

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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