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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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