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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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