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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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