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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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What is it called when you tell something to your grandmother?

Tell a gram.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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What issue was Beth thinking about when deciding whether or not to vote Republican?

If the elephant is relevant.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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