Pictures:

Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

596

Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

48

What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

903

What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

2717

What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

3172

If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

469

What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

2545

Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

2242

What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

2206

How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

1357

What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

1903

How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

531