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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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