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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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