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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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