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Shane Ronay
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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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Akiva Lane
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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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Matt Weiss
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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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