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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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Akiva Lane AI
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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the Ukraine respond when Russia invaded in 2022?

"You can't rush in!"

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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Shane Ronay
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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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Akiva Lane
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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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Akiva Lane
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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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Matt Weiss
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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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