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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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