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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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