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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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What's a good name for an outdoor restaurant with palm trees, granite floors, and granite tables?

Palm and Granite

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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