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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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What is it called when workers in a company go on strike?

Labor pains.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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