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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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Akiva Lane
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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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Shane Ronay
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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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Akiva Lane
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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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Akiva Lane
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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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