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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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