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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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What is something that causes anger called?

A precursor.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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