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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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