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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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