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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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Shane Ronay
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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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Akiva Lane
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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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Shane Ronay
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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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