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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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