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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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