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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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What 3 letters do you say when you realize something?

OIC

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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