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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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