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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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