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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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