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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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