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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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