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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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