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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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