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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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Akiva Lane
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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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