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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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Shane Ronay
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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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Matt Weiss
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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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