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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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