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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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