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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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Yehuda Lane
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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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Shane Ronay
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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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