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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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