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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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Shane Ronay
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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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