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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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