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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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What is it called when you tell something to your grandmother?

Tell a gram.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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Zev Juravel
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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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Shane Ronay
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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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