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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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Akiva Lane
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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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Shane Ronay
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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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