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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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Shane Ronay
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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Shane Ronay
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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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