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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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