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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

An elevator pitch.

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Shane Ronay
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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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