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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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