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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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