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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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Akiva Lane
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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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Akiva Lane
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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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What is this?

A photo of synthesis.

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Akiva Lane
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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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