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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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