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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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Shane Ronay
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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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Yehuda Lane
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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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Akiva Lane
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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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Akiva Weiss
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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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