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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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