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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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