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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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