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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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