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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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