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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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