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Akiva Lane
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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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Matt Weiss
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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Akiva Lane
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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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Akiva Lane
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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Dovid Lane
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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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Akiva Lane
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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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