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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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Akiva Lane
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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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Akiva Lane
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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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Shane Ronay
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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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Akiva Lane
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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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Akiva Lane
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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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Akiva Lane
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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Shane Ronay
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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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