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Akiva Lane
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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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Akiva Lane
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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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Akiva Lane
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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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Akiva Lane
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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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Shane Ronay
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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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Akiva Lane
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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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