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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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