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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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