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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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