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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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What is this?

A buoys club.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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