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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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