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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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