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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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