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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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