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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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Akiva Lane
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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Shane Ronay
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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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Akiva Lane
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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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