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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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