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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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