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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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