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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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