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What to you call rows of outhouses set up for an outdoor concert?

WC fields.

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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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