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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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What is the section of a hardware store that deals with fences called?

The department of de fence.

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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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