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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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