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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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Since the first bay in the city was called Bay A, why did the people love the second bay?

They called it Bay B.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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