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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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Moshe Sherizen
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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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Shane Ronay
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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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Akiva Lane
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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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Shane Ronay
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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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Akiva Lane
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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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