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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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