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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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What does Yom Kippur and Succos have in common?

They are both intense / in tents.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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