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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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