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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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