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Why is this tea very powerful?

It's Reala Tea.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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Why is it recommended to use down settings?

Because it's good to avoid upsettings.

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When Sam and Martha Gunn had a boy, what was he like?

He was a son of Gunn.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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