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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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What is this?

Yisro Whale

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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