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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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