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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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Shane Ronay
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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Akiva Lane
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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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Shane Ronay
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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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