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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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