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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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