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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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