Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

1534
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

2858
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

56
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

1627
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

2551
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

1067
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

115
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

1032
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

2539
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

237
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

1111
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

2812