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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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What do you call a trumpet made from a shoe?

A shoe horn

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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