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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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Moshe Sherizen
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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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What did the law student who liked liquor knew he had to do?

He had to pass the bar in order to pass the bar.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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