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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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