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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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