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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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