Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?
Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?
Where did the caveman put his club?
Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?
What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?
Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?
What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?
Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?
Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?
Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?
What is a coat with only sleeves called?
Why did George make a large model of a dime?
