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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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Shane Ronay
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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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