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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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Yehuda Lane
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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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Akiva Lane
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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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Akiva Lane
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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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Akiva Lane
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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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Akiva Lane
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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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Akiva Lane
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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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