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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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