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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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Yisro Whale

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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