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What part of the Bible teaches you the correct way to use money?

The book of profits.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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