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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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Akiva Lane
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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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Shane Ronay
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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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Akiva Lane
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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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Akiva Lane
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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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Shane Ronay
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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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Akiva Lane
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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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Akiva Lane
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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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