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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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