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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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Beryl Loring
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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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