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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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