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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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