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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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