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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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