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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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