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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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