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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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What's another name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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