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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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