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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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