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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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Since the first bay in the city was called Bay A, why did the people love the second bay?

They called it Bay B.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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