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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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