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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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