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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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