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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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Akiva Lane
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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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Shane Ronay
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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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Akiva Lane
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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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Shane Ronay
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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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Akiva Lane
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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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