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Shane Ronay
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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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Shane Ronay
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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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Akiva Lane
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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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Akiva Lane
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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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