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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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