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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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