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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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Why did the asterisk, question mark, and pound sign act up in class?

They thought they were special characters.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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