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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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