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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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