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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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Akiva Lane
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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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Matt Weiss
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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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