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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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