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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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