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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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Shane Ronay
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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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