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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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