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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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