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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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Gaucho Marx

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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