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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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