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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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What does this picture show?

What are the greater graters?

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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