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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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What do you call a store that sells candy and serves liquor?

A candy bar.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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