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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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Moshe Sherizen
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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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