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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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