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Shane Ronay
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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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Shane Ronay
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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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Shane Ronay
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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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Akiva Lane
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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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