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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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