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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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