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What can you say about these workers?

They are onion-ized.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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