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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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What do you call a letter G that portrays things that are very bad?

Sinner-G

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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