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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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