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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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A son of a gun.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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