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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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Why is the shovel so important to society?

It is a ground-breaking tool.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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