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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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