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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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