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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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