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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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