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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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