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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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