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Akiva Lane
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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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Akiva Lane
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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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Akiva Lane
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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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Akiva Lane
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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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