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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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