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Mendy Zeiger
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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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Akiva Lane
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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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Akiva Lane
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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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