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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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