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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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After Joe was dazed by getting hit in the head with a baseball, what was he looking forward to?

The end of daze.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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