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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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