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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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