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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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Akiva Lane
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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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How was the rabbit compensated for keeping mice out of the garden?

With a nice celery.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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