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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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