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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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