Pictures:

What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

2104

What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

1919

Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

1114

How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

733

How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

3170

Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

2908

If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

2192

How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

2430

What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

3209

Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

193

Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

1392

Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

1303