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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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