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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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