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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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