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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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