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What are the greater graters?

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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