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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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