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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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