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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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