Pictures:

If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

994

Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

1773

What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

2267

What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

718

Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

1251

What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

1283

What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

2330

Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

835

What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

2419

What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

1905

Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

508

P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

1306