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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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