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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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