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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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