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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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