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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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