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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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When things are ironic, do they become funny?

No, they're steel not funny.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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