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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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