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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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