Pictures:

What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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