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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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Shane Ronay
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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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Dovid Lane
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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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Akiva Lane
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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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Akiva Lane
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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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Akiva Lane
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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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Akiva Lane
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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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