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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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