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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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Mendy Zeiger
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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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