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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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