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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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Why did the wealthy man donate a lake of legos in the park for kids to play with?

It was his lego sea.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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