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How did the news channels report this accident?

Breaking news.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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How is Elon Musk similar to the Lone Ranger?

After dealing with him, they ask, 'Who was that Musk man'?

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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