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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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