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What is this?

It's a lap top.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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