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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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