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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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Shane Ronay
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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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Matt Weiss
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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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Shane Ronay
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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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Akiva Lane
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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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Akiva Lane
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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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Shane Ronay
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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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