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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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It's illegal to laugh loudly in Hawaii.

You must keep it to a low "Ha".

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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