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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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How did guests know chili would be served at the party?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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