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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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