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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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