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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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