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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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