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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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Shane Ronay
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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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Shane Ronay
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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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Akiva Lane
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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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Shane Ronay
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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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