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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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Akiva Lane
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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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