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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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