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Why did the asterisk, question mark, and pound sign act up in class?

They thought they were special characters.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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