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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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What does mailing a letter have in common with post Covid?

Post office.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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The leaning tower of pizza.

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