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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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