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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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