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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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