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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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