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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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