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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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