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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

A swimming pool table.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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