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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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Shane Ronay
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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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Shane Ronay
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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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