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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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What does someone say to a friend who he thinks is too optimistic?

You topian!

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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