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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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