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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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