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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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