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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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