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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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