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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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