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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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