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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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What is this?

It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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