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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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