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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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