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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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