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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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