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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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