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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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