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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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