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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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What is this?

A dessert island.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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