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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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Yehuda Lane
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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Shane Ronay
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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Akiva Lane
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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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