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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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