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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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