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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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Why is 8 followed by 9?

Because if you're offered food after you ate, you say: Nein.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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