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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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