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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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