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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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