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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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