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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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