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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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