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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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Shane Ronay
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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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Akiva Lane
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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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