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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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Akiva Lane
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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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Akiva Lane
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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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Ezra Gross
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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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Akiva Lane
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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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Akiva Lane
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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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