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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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