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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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