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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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