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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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