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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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