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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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