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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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