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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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