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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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