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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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