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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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