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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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