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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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