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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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