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Shane Ronay
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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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Shane Ronay
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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Akiva Lane
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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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Akiva Lane
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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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Shane Ronay
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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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Shane Ronay
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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Matt Weiss
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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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Akiva Lane
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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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Yehuda Lane
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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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