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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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