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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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Rock and roll.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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