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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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Akiva Lane
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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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Shane Ronay
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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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Shane Ronay
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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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