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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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