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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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Does this letter want to wait?

No, it's ready.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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