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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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