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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What is it called when people from France drink wine together?

French toast.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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