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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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