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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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