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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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