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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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