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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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Shane Ronay
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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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What is it called when someone is anxious about the future?

Future tense.

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