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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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