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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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