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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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