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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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