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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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