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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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