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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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A tripod.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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