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Shane Ronay
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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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Shane Ronay
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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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Howard Goldman
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What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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Akiva Lane
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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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Shane Ronay
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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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Akiva Lane
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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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