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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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