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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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