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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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