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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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