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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Shane Ronay
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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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Dovid Lane
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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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