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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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