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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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What is it called when workers in a company go on strike?

Labor pains.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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Why did the asterisk, question mark, and pound sign act up in class?

They thought they were special characters.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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