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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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Akiva Lane
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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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Shane Ronay
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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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Ezra Gross
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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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