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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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