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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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