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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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What did Joe do with his leg cast after his leg was fully healed?

He cast it away.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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