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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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