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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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