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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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