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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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Matt Weiss
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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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