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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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Akiva Lane
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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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Shane Ronay
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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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Shane Ronay
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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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Akiva Lane
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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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Shane Ronay
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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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Shaya Dubin
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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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