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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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