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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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