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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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Why did the asterisk, question mark, and pound sign act up in class?

They thought they were special characters.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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What is this man doing?

He's taking a shower.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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