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Shane Ronay
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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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Akiva Lane
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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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