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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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