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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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