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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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