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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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