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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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