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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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What happens if fowl don't build nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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