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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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