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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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