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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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