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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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