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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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