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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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