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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

1623

What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

2011

Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

1420

What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

1528

What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

1605

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

1877

How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

3123

In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

2916

What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

1961

Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

1512

Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

1737