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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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