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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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