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Shane Ronay
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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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Akiva Lane
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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did people find this very alarming?

They thought it was egg stream.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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Akiva Lane
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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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Matt Weiss
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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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Shane Ronay
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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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