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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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