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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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