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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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