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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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What does a casual dresser and DNA have in common?

Jeans.

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