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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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What it it called how a dog laps up water after winning a race?

Victory laps.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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