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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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