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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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