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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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