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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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Matt Weiss
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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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