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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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Akiva Lane
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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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What flower is named after a dog?

Collie flower.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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What's this?

A field of hole wheat.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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