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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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