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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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