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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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