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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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