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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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Abe Kiss
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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