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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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