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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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