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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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