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Does this letter want to wait?

No, it's ready.

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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A tripod.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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