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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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