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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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