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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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