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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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