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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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Why is 8 followed by 9?

Because if you're offered food after you ate, you say: Nein.

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