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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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Why did the plumber do this in response to the judge?

He thought the judge asked for water in the court.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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