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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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