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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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