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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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