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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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What's the main challenge of being a therapist?

To be a sounding board, without sounding bored.

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Shane Ronay
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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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