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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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Abe Kiss
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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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