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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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