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Akiva Lane
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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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Matt Weiss
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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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Shane Ronay
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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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Akiva Lane
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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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