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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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