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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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