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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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