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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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Abe Kiss
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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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