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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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