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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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Who is the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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