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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What special character is similar to having doubts about communism?

Question Marx.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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