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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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Shane Ronay
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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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Akiva Lane
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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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Akiva Lane
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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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Matt Weiss
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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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