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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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