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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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