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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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