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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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Why did people find this very alarming?

They thought it was egg stream.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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