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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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