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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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