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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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After the earthquake destroyed the land where a well was, what did the engineer say who was looking for it in the dark?

I don't feel well.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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