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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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Akiva Lane
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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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Shane Ronay
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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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