Pictures:

Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

752

Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

2629

What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

525

What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

343

What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

332

How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

2724

How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

815

Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

2413

What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

1215

Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

1380

Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

3223

Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

1787