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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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