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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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