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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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