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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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