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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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