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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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