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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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