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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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