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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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