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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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Why is 8 followed by 9?

Because if you're offered food after you ate, you say: Nein.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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