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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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