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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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