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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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