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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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