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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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The leaning tower of pizza.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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