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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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What flower is named after a dog?

Collie flower.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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