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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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