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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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What part of the Bible teaches you the correct way to use money?

The book of profits.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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