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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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