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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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