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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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