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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Dovid Lane
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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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Matt Weiss
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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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Akiva Lane
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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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Akiva Lane
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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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Akiva Lane
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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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