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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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