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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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Jean Boda
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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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Shane Ronay
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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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Akiva Lane
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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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Akiva Lane
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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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Akiva Lane
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What is this?

It escapes me.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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Shane Ronay
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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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Akiva Lane
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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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