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Moshe Sherizen
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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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What do you call tea that reduces intelligence?

Stupidi-tea.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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Shane Ronay
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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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