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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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What is it called when students are studying frantically at the end of the school term?

Term-oil.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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What is something that causes anger called?

A precursor.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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