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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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