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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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