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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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What does mailing a letter have in common with post Covid?

Post office.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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