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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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