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Akiva Lane
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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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Jean Boda
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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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Shane Ronay
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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Akiva Lane
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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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Akiva Lane
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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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