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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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