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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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