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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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