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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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