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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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What is this?

Yisro Whale

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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