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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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