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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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