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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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