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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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