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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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