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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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