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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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