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Akiva Lane
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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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Shane Ronay
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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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Akiva Lane
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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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Shane Ronay
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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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Shane Ronay
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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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Mendy Zeiger
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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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Shane Ronay
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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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