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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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How do you describe a situation where Bill bought 2 ducks and he wants both to keep them as pets and eat them?

It's a paradox.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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