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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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Dovid Lane
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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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Yitzchak Berger
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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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Akiva Lane
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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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Matt Weiss
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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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Matt Weiss
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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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