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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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