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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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What is it called when someone is anxious about the future?

Future tense.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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