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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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