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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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What's this?

A field of hole wheat.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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