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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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