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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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