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Yehuda Lane
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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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Akiva Lane
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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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Abe Kiss
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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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Akiva Lane
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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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Akiva Lane
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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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