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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Akiva Lane
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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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Akiva Lane
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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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Akiva Weiss
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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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