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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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