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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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After Joe was dazed by getting hit in the head with a baseball, what was he looking forward to?

The end of daze.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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