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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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Why is Elon Musk sitting alone in a classroom?

Because he's in a class all by himself.

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What do you call a letter G that portrays things that are very bad?

Sinner-G

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