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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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Akiva Lane
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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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Akiva Lane
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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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Akiva Lane
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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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Akiva Lane
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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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Akiva Lane
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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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