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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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