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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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