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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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