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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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