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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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