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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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Shane Ronay
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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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Shane Ronay
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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Shane Ronay
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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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