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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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What is this?

Rock and roll.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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