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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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