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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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