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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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