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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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