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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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