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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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