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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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