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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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It escapes me.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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How did Alan charge his cell phone?

He paid for it with a credit card.

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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