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Akiva Lane
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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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Akiva Lane
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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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Akiva Lane
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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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