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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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