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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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