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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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What flower is named after a dog?

Collie flower.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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