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Shane Ronay
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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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Dovid Lane
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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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Shane Ronay
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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Ezra Gross
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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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Akiva Lane
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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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Shane Ronay
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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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Akiva Lane
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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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