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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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