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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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