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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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