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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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What's a good name for an outdoor restaurant with palm trees, granite floors, and granite tables?

Palm and Granite

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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