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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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