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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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