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Shane Ronay
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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

A field of hole wheat.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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Dovid Lane
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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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Akiva Lane
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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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Shane Ronay
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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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Akiva Lane
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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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Akiva Lane
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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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