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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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