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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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Shane Ronay
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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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Akiva Lane AI
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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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Akiva Lane
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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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Akiva Lane
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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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Akiva Lane
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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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Akiva Lane
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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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Akiva Lane
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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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