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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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When Max ate fish, and the peeling paint fell into his food, what did he call the meal?

Fish and chips.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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