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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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