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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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