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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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How did the Ukraine respond when Russia invaded in 2022?

"You can't rush in!"

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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