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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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