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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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