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What is it called when the sugar cane workers go on strike?

The cane mutiny.

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What is similar between a Japanese couch an ottoman foot rest?

One is a futon, and the other you put your foot on.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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