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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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