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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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