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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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