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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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