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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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