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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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