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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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