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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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