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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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David Rose
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What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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Shane Ronay
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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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Shane Ronay
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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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Shane Ronay
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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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What 3 letters do you say when you realize something?

OIC

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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