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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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