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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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