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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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