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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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