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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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