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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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