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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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A field of hole wheat.

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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