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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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Why did the wealthy man donate a lake of legos in the park for kids to play with?

It was his lego sea.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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