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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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