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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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