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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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