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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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Akiva Lane
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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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Akiva Lane
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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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Mendy Zeiger
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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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