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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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