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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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