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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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