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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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Shane Ronay
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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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Akiva Lane AI
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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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Akiva Lane
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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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