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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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