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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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