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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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