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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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What is this?

Rock and roll.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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