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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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