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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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What part of the Bible teaches you the correct way to use money?

The book of profits.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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