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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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