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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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