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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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