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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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