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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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