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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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What is it called when people from France drink wine together?

French toast.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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