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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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What does this picture show?

What are the greater graters?

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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