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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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Shane Ronay
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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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