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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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Akiva Lane
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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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Akiva Lane
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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What it it called how a dog laps up water after winning a race?

Victory laps.

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Shane Ronay
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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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