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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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