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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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