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What part of the Bible teaches you the correct way to use money?

The book of profits.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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