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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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Is dehydrating fruits a good idea?

It's full of hot air.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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