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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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