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Shane Ronay
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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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Akiva Lane
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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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Akiva Lane
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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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Matt Weiss
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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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