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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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