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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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