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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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