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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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Shane Ronay
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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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Shane Ronay
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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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