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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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