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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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A son of a gun.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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