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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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