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A dessert island.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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