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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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