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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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