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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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