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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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