Pictures:

Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

What is this?

A swimming pool table.

3066
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

282
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

430
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

1670
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

2321
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

1136
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

789
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

777
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

573
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

2880
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

770
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

1887