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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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