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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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