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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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