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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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