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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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