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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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