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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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