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Akiva Lane AI
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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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Shane Ronay
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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Shaya Dubin
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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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