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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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