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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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