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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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