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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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