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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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