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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Shane Ronay
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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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Akiva Lane
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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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Akiva Lane
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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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Shane Ronay
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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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Jean Boda
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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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