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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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