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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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What is this?

A photo of synthesis.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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