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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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