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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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What is the section of a hardware store that deals with fences called?

The department of de fence.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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