Pictures:

What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

2836

Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

2002

Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

870

What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

2743

Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

568

What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

1941

What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

1856

What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

1109

What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

2498

How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

392

How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

1184

What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

607