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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are nitty-gritty.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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