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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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