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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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What special character is similar to having doubts about communism?

Question Marx.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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