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Moshe Sherizen
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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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Akiva Lane
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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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Akiva Lane
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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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Akiva Lane
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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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Akiva Lane
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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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