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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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