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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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Shane Ronay
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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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