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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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