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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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What do you call this?

A row bot.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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