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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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