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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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