Pictures:

What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

2680

What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

2703

Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

2685

How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

680

How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

2576

How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

52

When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

1165

How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

781

What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

416

What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

924

How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

2941

Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

1857