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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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Is rain free?

Yes, it's on the house.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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