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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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