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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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