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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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