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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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