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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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