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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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