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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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