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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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Yehuda Lane
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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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Shane Ronay
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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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