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Shane Ronay
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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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Shane Ronay
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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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Akiva Lane
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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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Akiva Lane
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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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Shane Ronay
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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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Shane Ronay
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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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Akiva Lane
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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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