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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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