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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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