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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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