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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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