How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

2471

What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

716

Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

406

What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

410

What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

1930

Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

1826

Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

664

Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

2633

What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

2723

What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

1959

What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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