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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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