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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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