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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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