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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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Akiva Lane
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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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Akiva Lane
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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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Yehuda Lane
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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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Shane Ronay
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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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Akiva Lane
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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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Akiva Lane AI
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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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