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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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