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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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