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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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What song is encouraging to the letter C?

Oh say can you C?

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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