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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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