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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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Shane Ronay
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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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Akiva Lane
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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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Yehuda Lane
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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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