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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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Akiva Lane
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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Akiva Lane
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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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