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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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Shane Ronay
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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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