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What do you call this?

A row bot.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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