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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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