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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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