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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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