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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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