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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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