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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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What is it called when someone is anxious about the future?

Future tense.

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