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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are nitty-gritty.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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