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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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