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Why did the asterisk, question mark, and pound sign act up in class?

They thought they were special characters.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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What do you call a trumpet made from a shoe?

A shoe horn

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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What is this street called?

A bull-evard.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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