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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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What types of phones do prisoners use in prison?

Cell phones.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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