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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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