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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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What kind of bee can't make up its mind?

A maybe

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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