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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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Akiva Lane
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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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Akiva Lane
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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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Akiva Lane
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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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Shane Ronay
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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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Akiva Lane
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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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