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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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Shane Ronay
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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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Akiva Lane
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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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