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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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