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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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