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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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What is it called when two people argue about who won a contest?

They're contesting the contest.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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What is this?

Yisro Whale

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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