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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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