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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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When is hair like a sink full of dirty dishes?

When it is disheveled.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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What are the dragons doing in this picture?

The dragons are dragging dragons.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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