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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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