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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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