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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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