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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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