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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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What do these two buildings have in common?

They are both called 'The House That Ruth Built'.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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Shane Ronay
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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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