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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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