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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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