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Akiva Lane
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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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Matt Weiss
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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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Yehuda Lane
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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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Matt Weiss
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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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