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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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Shane Ronay
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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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Akiva Lane
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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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Akiva Lane
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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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Akiva Lane
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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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Akiva Lane
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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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