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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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