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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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Shane Ronay
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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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What is this?

It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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