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Akiva Lane
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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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Shane Ronay
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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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Shane Ronay
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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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