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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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