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What did Joe do with his leg cast after his leg was fully healed?

He cast it away.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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