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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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Shane Ronay
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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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