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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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