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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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