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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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