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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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