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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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Why did Barry consider taking music lessons to get better at repenting?

Because he felt he was atone deaf.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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