Pictures:

Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

3109

What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

845

How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

385

What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

2207

What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

764

How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

ThanQueue

545

When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

2861

What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

514

During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

1345

What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

2938

What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

1229

What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

2601