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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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