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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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What's this?

A field of hole wheat.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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