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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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Does this letter want to wait?

No, it's ready.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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