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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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