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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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