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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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