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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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