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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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