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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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