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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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