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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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