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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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Akiva Lane
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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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Akiva Lane
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Is rain free?

Yes, it's on the house.

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a letter Z that is out of its mind?

Cray-Z.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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