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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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