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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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