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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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A dessert island.

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Who is the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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