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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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