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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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