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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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