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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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