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Shane Ronay
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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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Shane Ronay
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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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Shane Ronay
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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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Akiva Lane
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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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