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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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