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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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