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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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Shane Ronay
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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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Shane Ronay
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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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Shane Ronay
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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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