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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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