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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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