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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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When Jim made a party on his yacht, why did he try not to invite too many people?

He didn't want to go overboard.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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