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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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