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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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