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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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