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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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What do you call a trumpet made from a shoe?

A shoe horn

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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What is it called when workers in a company go on strike?

Labor pains.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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