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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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