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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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