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Akiva Lane
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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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Akiva Lane
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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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Dovid Lane
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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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Akiva Lane
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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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Akiva Lane
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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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Akiva Lane
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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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