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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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