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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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