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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Akiva Lane
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Are all the websites on internet nervous?

No, a lot of them are com.

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What do these two buildings have in common?

They are both called 'The House That Ruth Built'.

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