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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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Why did the asterisk, question mark, and pound sign act up in class?

They thought they were special characters.

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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