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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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Akiva Lane
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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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