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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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What it it called how a dog laps up water after winning a race?

Victory laps.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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