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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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