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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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