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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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