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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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