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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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