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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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