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Mendy Zeiger
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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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