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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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