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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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