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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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