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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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