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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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Akiva Lane
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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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Yitzchak Berger
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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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Shane Ronay
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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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