Pictures:

If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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