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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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How do you describe a situation where Bill bought 2 ducks and he wants both to keep them as pets and eat them?

It's a paradox.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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Matt Weiss
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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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Shane Ronay
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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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