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Shane Ronay
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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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Akiva Lane
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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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