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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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Shane Ronay
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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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Shaya Dubin
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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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