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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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