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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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