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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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