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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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