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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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What is this?

Rock and roll.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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Shane Ronay
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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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