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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

1948

What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

857

Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

1911

Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

3100

What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

1939

Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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