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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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