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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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