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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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Akiva Lane
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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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