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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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