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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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