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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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Shane Ronay
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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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Dovid Lane
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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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Akiva Lane
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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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