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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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