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The leaning tower of pizza.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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