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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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