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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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