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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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