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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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