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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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