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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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What kind of traffic tastes good with bread?

Traffic jam.

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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