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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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