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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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What is similar between America and counting from Passover to Shavuous?

They both have 50 states.

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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