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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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