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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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