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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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Akiva Lane
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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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Akiva Lane
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What should you do if a piece of folded clothing runs away?

Catch it and bring it back into the fold.

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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What do carrots, celery, cauliflower, and cucumbers have in common with fish?

They are all C food.

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