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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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