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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

It's batter.

1992

What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

1993

What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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