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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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