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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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