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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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