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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Akiva Lane
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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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What do you call a letter Z that is out of its mind?

Cray-Z.

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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