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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

1911

Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

2003

How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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