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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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