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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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