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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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What kind of view brings people together?

A rendezvous.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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