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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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A swimming pool table.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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