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What is this?

A pear of scissors.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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