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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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