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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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What is this?

C to shining C

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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