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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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