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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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What is this?

A dessert island.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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Since the first bay in the city was called Bay A, why did the people love the second bay?

They called it Bay B.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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