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Shane Ronay
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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Akiva Lane
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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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Akiva Lane
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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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Shane Ronay
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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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Matt Weiss
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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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Akiva Lane
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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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Shane Ronay
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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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