Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?
Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?
Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?
What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?
What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?
What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?
What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?
What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?
What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?
What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?
If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?
What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?
