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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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