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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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