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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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