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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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