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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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