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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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