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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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