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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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