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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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What chess term refers to a marriage that needs to be re-invigorated?

Stalemate.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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