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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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What is something that causes anger called?

A precursor.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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