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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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