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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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How is Elon Musk similar to the Lone Ranger?

After dealing with him, they ask, 'Who was that Musk man'?

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