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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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What is a word that describes things that are VERY natural?

Super-natural.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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