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Akiva Lane
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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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Akiva Lane
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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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Shane Ronay
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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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Shane Ronay
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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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Shane Ronay
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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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Yehuda Lane
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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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