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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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