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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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What's the main challenge of being a therapist?

To be a sounding board, without sounding bored.

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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