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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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