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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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What are some tics that are full of positive energy?

Ecstatic, enthusiastic, energetic, optimistic, and sympatheic.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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Howard Goldman
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What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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