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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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What is this?

C to shining C

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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