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What is a large pair of glasses called with lots of people looking at it?

A public spectacle.

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Why did Bill have trouble falling asleep?

He was afraid of heights.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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