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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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