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Shane Ronay
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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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Greg Stevens
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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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Akiva Lane
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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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Akiva Lane
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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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Akiva Lane
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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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Shane Ronay
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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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Why was Jim hesitant about becoming a patient in a mental hosptial?

He wasn't really committed.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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