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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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