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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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Shane Ronay
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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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Shane Ronay
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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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