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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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