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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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What is it called when someone is anxious about the future?

Future tense.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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