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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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What special character is similar to having doubts about communism?

Question Marx.

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