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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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