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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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