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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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