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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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