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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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