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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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