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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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