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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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