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Matt Weiss
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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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Beryl Loring
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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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Shane Ronay
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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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Shane Ronay
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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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Shane Ronay
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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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