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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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What is this?

C to shining C

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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