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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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