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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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