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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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