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Akiva Lane
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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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Akiva Lane
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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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Shane Ronay
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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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Shane Ronay
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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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Shane Ronay
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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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