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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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