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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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