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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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