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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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