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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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