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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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Why is this tea very powerful?

It's Reala Tea.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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