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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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