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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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