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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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What is a large pair of glasses called with lots of people looking at it?

A public spectacle.

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