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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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What do the left and right pictures have in common?

On the left are coconuts, and on the right are cocoa nuts.

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