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Akiva Lane
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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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Shane Ronay
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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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Akiva Lane
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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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Akiva Lane
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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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