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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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