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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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