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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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