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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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A dessert island.

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Why did this man put baseball players and prisoners on a scale?

He was weighing the pros and cons.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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Gaucho Marx

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