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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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