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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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