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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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What do you call a store that sells candy and serves liquor?

A candy bar.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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