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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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Shane Ronay
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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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