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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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What is a word that describes Thomas Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Brilliant.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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