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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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