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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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Shane Ronay
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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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Shane Ronay
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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Akiva Lane
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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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Akiva Lane
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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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