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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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