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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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