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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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