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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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Since the first bay in the city was called Bay A, why did the people love the second bay?

They called it Bay B.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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