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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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