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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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