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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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What is it called when the sugar cane workers go on strike?

The cane mutiny.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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