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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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