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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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