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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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