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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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