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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Akiva Lane
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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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Shane Ronay
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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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Akiva Lane
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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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Akiva Lane
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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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Dovid Lane
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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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