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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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