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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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Who is this?

Gaucho Marx

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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