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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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