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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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