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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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