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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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Yehuda Lane
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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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Shane Ronay
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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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