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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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