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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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