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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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