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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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