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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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Since the first bay in the city was called Bay A, why did the people love the second bay?

They called it Bay B.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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