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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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