Pictures:

Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

1502
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

835
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

1624
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

1328
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

701
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

3232
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

437
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

1714
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

1068
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

1803
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

1016
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

1872