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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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Akiva Weiss
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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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Abe Kiss
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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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