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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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