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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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