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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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Shane Ronay
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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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Akiva Lane
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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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Matt Weiss
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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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Akiva Lane
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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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Akiva Lane
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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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Akiva Lane
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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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Akiva Lane
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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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Shane Ronay
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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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