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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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