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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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Shane Ronay
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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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