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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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