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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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Akiva Lane
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What is this?

C to shining C

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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Akiva Lane
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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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Mendy Zeiger
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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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