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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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