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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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What is the relationship between the word GREATEST and the left hand?

All the letters are typed with the left hand.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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What was it like when so many fishermen cast their fishing rods into the lake?

It seemed overcast.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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