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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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