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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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