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Akiva Lane
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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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Shane Ronay
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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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Akiva Lane
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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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Akiva Lane
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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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Akiva Lane
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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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David Rose
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What part of the Bible teaches you the correct way to use money?

The book of profits.

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