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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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Akiva Lane
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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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Akiva Lane
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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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Dovid Lane
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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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Akiva Lane
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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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