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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

1976

What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

1889

Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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