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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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