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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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When the lusion got sick, why wasn the doctor not concerned?

He said it was an ill lusion.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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