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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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What is a good name for a perfume company?

Scent Sational.

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