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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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