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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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