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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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