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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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