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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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