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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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