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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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