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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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What do you call this?

A row bot.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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