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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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Akiva Lane
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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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Yehuda Lane
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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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Akiva Lane
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What song is encouraging to the letter C?

Oh say can you C?

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Shane Ronay
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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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Akiva Lane
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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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When we admit our sins, why should we feel a sense of regret?

It's the price of admission.

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