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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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