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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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