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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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What to you call rows of outhouses set up for an outdoor concert?

WC fields.

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What is this?

A dessert island.

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