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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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