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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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What's the difference between the picture on the left and the one on the right?

One is a cute angel, and the other is an acute angle.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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