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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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