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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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