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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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