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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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Yehuda Lane
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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to old Texas Rangers who can no longer serve?

They become de-ranged

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Matt Weiss
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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Akiva Lane
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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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