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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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How do you describe someone who is walking in front of a herd of animals in Africa?

He's ahead of the game.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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