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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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