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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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Why is this tea very powerful?

It's Reala Tea.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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