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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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Akiva Lane
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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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