Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

327
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

2134
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

1841
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

519
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

1392
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

2158
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

3161
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

73
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

255
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

1130
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

829
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

3250