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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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