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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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