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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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