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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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