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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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