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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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What are school principals called when they suspend students?

Suspenders.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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