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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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