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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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What to you call rows of outhouses set up for an outdoor concert?

WC fields.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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