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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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