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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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