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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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What part of the Bible teaches you the correct way to use money?

The book of profits.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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