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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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What's this?

It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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