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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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