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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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