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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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Shane Ronay
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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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Akiva Lane
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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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