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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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