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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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Akiva Lane
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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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Shane Ronay
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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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Akiva Lane
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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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