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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Akiva Lane
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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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