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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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A son of a gun.

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