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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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