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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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Shane Ronay
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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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