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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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What do you call a baseball player and his Rabbi?

Batman and Rabban.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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What is it called when someone decides not to do costmetic surgery on their face?

They're doing an about face about their face.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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