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Shane Ronay
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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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Matt Weiss
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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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Akiva Lane
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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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Dovid Lane
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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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Akiva Lane
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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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