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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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