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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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Matt Weiss
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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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Akiva Lane
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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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Akiva Lane
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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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Shane Ronay
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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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Akiva Lane
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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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