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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Akiva Lane
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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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