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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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