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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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