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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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