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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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