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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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Why was this a big seller?

It is candy.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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What is a good name for a perfume company?

Scent Sational.

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