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Akiva Lane
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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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Yehuda Lane
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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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Shane Ronay
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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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Shane Ronay
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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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