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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their own Prague-ative.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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