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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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