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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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Shane Ronay
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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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Shane Ronay
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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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What is this?

The leaning tower of pizza.

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