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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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