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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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