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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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What is this?

A dessert island.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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