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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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