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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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