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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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What kind of bee can't make up its mind?

A maybe

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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A swimming pool table.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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