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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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What is this?

A picture worth a thousand words.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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Why did the wealthy man donate a lake of legos in the park for kids to play with?

It was his lego sea.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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