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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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