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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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