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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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Where did Shakespeare play as a child that helped him learn to write plays?

The playground.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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When the lusion got sick, why wasn the doctor not concerned?

He said it was an ill lusion.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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