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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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What happened to the people of the Nile at the Red Sea?

They were a-Nile-ated.

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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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