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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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What special character is similar to having doubts about communism?

Question Marx.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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