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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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