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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot (not)

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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What shouldn't you say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Very cool!

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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