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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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