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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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What is similar between America and counting from Passover to Shavuous?

They both have 50 states.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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