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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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