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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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