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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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