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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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