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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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