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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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