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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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What do you call a letter Z that is out of its mind?

Cray-Z.

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Shane Ronay
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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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