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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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When Jim made a party on his yacht, why did he try not to invite too many people?

He didn't want to go overboard.

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What does Yom Kippur and Succos have in common?

They are both intense / in tents.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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