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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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