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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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