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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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What's the difference between the picture on the left and the one on the right?

One is a cute angel, and the other is an acute angle.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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