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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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