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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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Shane Ronay
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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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Shane Ronay
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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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