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Shane Ronay
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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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Akiva Weiss
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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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Shane Ronay
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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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Akiva Lane
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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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Dovid Lane
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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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Akiva Lane
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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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Akiva Lane AI
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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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