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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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What did kids say about a turtle that had been their teacher?

The tortoise taught us.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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