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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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