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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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