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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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Akiva Lane
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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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Akiva Lane
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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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Akiva Lane
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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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