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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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Akiva Lane
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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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