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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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