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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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Akiva Lane
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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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Shane Ronay
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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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Shane Ronay
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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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Akiva Lane
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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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Greg Stevens
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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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