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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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