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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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What part of the Bible teaches you the correct way to use money?

The book of profits.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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