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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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