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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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