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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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