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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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What did the chiropracter say to his patient?

When I'm done, your right back will be right back.

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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What is a braking system on a vehicle transporting coffee called?

Coffee brakes.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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Moshe Sherizen
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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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