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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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