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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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Shane Ronay
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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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Akiva Lane
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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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Akiva Lane
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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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Shane Ronay
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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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Akiva Lane
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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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Shane Ronay
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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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