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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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