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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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How is a person and a car different?

A person who is tired moves slowly, and when retired more slowly. When a car is tired, it moves fast, and when retired even faster.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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