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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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