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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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