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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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What kind of view brings people together?

A rendezvous.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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