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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

It's a heeded discussion.

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Akiva Lane
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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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