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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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Why did the plumber do this in response to the judge?

He thought the judge asked for water in the court.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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