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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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Shane Ronay
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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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