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Akiva Lane
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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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Shane Ronay
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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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Akiva Lane
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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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Dovid Lane
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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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