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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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