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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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What did the football player say when he punted the ball by mistake?

No punt intended.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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