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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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What does a casual dresser and DNA have in common?

Jeans.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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