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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Why did the asterisk, question mark, and pound sign act up in class?

They thought they were special characters.

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