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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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Dovid Lane
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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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What is a good name for a perfume company?

Scent Sational.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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