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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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Akiva Lane
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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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Matt Weiss
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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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Akiva Lane
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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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Shane Ronay
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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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Shane Ronay
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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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