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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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