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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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