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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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