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Shane Ronay
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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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Akiva Lane
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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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Shane Ronay
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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Dovid Lane
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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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Akiva Lane
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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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Akiva Lane
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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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Akiva Lane
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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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