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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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