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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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What does a casual dresser and DNA have in common?

Jeans.

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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