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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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