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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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When Jim made a party on his yacht, why did he try not to invite too many people?

He didn't want to go overboard.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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