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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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What is this?

It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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