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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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