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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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