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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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