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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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