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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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