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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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