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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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What does this picture show?

What are the greater graters?

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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After the earthquake destroyed the land where a well was, what did the engineer say who was looking for it in the dark?

I don't feel well.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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