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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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