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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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Shane Ronay
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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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