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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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