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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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What is it called when workers in a company go on strike?

Labor pains.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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