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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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