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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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