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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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