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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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