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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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