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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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