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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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