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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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