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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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