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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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