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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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