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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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