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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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Shane Ronay
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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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What happened when the cover of the pot fell on the floor?

We put the cover back on, and now it's recovered.

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Akiva Lane
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When Jim made a party on his yacht, why did he try not to invite too many people?

He didn't want to go overboard.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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