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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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What kind of key lives in the jungle?

A monkey.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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