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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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Why is it recommended to use down settings?

Because it's good to avoid upsettings.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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