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Shane Ronay
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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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Abe Kiss
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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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Akiva Lane
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What special character is similar to having doubts about communism?

Question Marx.

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Akiva Lane
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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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Akiva Lane
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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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Moshe Sherizen
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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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