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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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