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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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