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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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Yehuda Lane
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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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Shane Ronay
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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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Shaya Dubin
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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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Shane Ronay
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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this man doing?

He's taking a shower.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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