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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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What do you call a letter Z that is out of its mind?

Cray-Z.

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What is this?

An elevator pitch.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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Akiva Lane
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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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Akiva Lane
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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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Mendy Zeiger
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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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