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Yitzchak Berger
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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Shane Ronay
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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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Akiva Lane
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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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Akiva Lane
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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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Akiva Lane
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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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Akiva Lane
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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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