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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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