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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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What kind of bee can't make up its mind?

A maybe

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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