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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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