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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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What do you call a bruise that is in the side of a beet?

A beet nick.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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