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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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Shayna Lane
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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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Akiva Lane
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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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