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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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