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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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