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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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