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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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