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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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