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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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