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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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