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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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