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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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