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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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