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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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What word, when spelled backwards, means the opposite?

Love spelled backwards is Evol.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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