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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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What does this picture show?

What are the greater graters?

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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