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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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