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Shane Ronay
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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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Akiva Lane
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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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Akiva Lane
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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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Akiva Lane AI
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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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Akiva Lane
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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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Dovid Lane
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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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