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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this hospital due to delayed permits?

Please hold the Mayo.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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