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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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What kind of view brings people together?

A rendezvous.

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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Yisro Whale

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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