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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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