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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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