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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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