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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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Shane Ronay
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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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Akiva Lane
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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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Akiva Lane
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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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Shane Ronay
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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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Yehuda Lane
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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of tea helps you see things more clearly?

Clari-tea.

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