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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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