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What kind of drum is boring?

Humdrum.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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