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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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What flower is named after a dog?

Collie flower.

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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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