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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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