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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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How is a person and a car different?

A person who is tired moves slowly, and when retired more slowly. When a car is tired, it moves fast, and when retired even faster.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

A swimming pool table.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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Shane Ronay
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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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