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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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