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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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