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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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