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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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