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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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Akiva Lane
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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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What is it called when someone decides not to do costmetic surgery on their face?

They're doing an about face about their face.

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