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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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