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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their own Prague-ative.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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