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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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The leaning tower of pizza.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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