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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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