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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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