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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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