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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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