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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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