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Shane Ronay
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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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Akiva Lane
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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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Akiva Lane
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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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Akiva Lane
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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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Shane Ronay
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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is it called when two people argue about who won a contest?

They're contesting the contest.

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Akiva Lane
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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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