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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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Shane Ronay
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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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Akiva Weiss
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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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Shane Ronay
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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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