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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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