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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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