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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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