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Akiva Lane
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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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Shane Ronay
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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Akiva Lane AI
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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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Shayna Lane
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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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Akiva Lane
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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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Shane Ronay
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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Shane Ronay
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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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