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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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