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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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