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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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