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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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