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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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