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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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