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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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