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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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