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Shane Ronay
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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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Shane Ronay
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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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Akiva Lane
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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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Shane Ronay
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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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Akiva Lane
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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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Shane Ronay
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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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