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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What do you call a bee that does not cost money?

A free bee.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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