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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

2017

What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

159

What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

649

What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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