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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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