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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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Shane Ronay
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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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Shane Ronay
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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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