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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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