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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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A paradigm.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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