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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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Akiva Lane
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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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Akiva Lane
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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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Akiva Lane
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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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Shane Ronay
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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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Shane Ronay
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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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Akiva Lane
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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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