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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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