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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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