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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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What part of the Bible teaches you the correct way to use money?

The book of profits.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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