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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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Where do people in Slepe, England go at night?

They go to Slepe.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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