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Akiva Lane
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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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Akiva Weiss
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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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Akiva Lane
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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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Shane Ronay
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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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