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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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What did Joe do with his leg cast after his leg was fully healed?

He cast it away.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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