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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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