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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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