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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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Why did people find this very alarming?

They thought it was egg stream.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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