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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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What did the law student who liked liquor knew he had to do?

He had to pass the bar in order to pass the bar.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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