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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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What's this?

It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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