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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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