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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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