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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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Yehuda Lane
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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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Akiva Lane
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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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Shane Ronay
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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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Shane Ronay
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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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