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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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What part of the Bible teaches you the correct way to use money?

The book of profits.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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What happened when the cover of the pot fell on the floor?

We put the cover back on, and now it's recovered.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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