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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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