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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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What issue was Beth thinking about when deciding whether or not to vote Republican?

If the elephant is relevant.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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What kind of question is, 'What came first, the chicken or the egg'?

Its an egg-sistential question.

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