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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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