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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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