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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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