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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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