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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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