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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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