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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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