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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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Why did Jim always set a limit in his mind before bidding at an auction?

He thought that otherwise it might become morbid.

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Why was the doctor (who nobody went to) eager to retire?

Because he no longer had any patience.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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When Max ate fish, and the peeling paint fell into his food, what did he call the meal?

Fish and chips.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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