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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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