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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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