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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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Where do people in Slepe, England go at night?

They go to Slepe.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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