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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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What does mailing a letter have in common with post Covid?

Post office.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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