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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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