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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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