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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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