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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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