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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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How did the news channels report this accident?

Breaking news.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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