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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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What do tiny fish and tiny pictures have in common?

They are both called microfish.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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