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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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