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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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Akiva Lane
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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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Akiva Lane
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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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What kind of question is, 'What came first, the chicken or the egg'?

Its an egg-sistential question.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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