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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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