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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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