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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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