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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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Akiva Lane
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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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Akiva Lane
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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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What city gets its name because of its importance in the Universe?

University

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Shane Ronay
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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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