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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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