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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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