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Dovid Lane
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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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Shaya Dubin
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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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Akiva Lane
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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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Shane Ronay
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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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Akiva Lane
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What is a word that describes Thomas Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Brilliant.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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