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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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