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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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Matt Weiss
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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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Shane Ronay
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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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