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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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What kind of view brings people together?

A rendezvous.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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