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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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What kind of bee can't make up its mind?

A maybe

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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