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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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What to you call rows of outhouses set up for an outdoor concert?

WC fields.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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