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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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What do spiders and Google have in common?

They use the web.

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