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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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What happens to old Texas Rangers who can no longer serve?

They become de-ranged

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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