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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

1994

Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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