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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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