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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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