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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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How do you describe a school where the students are in charge?

It has no principles.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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