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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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