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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the Drawing Board.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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