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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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