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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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