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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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