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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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What did kids say about a turtle that had been their teacher?

The tortoise taught us.

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He stands still, and the world revolves around him.

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What flower is named after a dog?

Collie flower.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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