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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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What does a casual dresser and DNA have in common?

Jeans.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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What are school principals called when they suspend students?

Suspenders.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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