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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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