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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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