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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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