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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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