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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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