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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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