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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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