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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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