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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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