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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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Shane Ronay
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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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David Shafner
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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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Shane Ronay
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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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Matt Weiss
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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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