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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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Which sea creature is more strange than a platypus?

An odder

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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