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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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