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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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