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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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