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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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