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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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