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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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