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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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Akiva Lane
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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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Akiva Lane
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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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