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Akiva Lane
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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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Shane Ronay
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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

It's a lap top.

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Akiva Lane
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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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Akiva Lane
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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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Mendy Zeiger
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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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Akiva Lane
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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of bee can't make up its mind?

A maybe

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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