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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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