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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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