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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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