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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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