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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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What is it called when someone decides not to do costmetic surgery on their face?

They're doing an about face about their face.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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