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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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Akiva Lane
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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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Akiva Lane
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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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Akiva Lane
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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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Akiva Lane
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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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