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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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What does someone say to a friend who he thinks is too optimistic?

You topian!

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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