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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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Matt Weiss
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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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