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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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