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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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