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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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What's a good name for an outdoor restaurant with palm trees, granite floors, and granite tables?

Palm and Granite

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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