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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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