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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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