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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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Akiva Lane
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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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Akiva Lane
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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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