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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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What do you call a letter G that portrays things that are very bad?

Sinner-G

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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