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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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