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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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