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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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