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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the local farmacy

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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