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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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How did the toys feel when the a broom swept them off the floor?

They felt swept away, swept off their feet.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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