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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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