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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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