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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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