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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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