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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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