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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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