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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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