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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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What is this?

A buoys club.

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