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Akiva Lane
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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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Akiva Lane AI
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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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Shane Ronay
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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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Akiva Lane
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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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Shane Ronay
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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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Akiva Lane
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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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