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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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Shane Ronay
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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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Akiva Lane
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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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Akiva Lane
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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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