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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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