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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

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