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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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