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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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