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Akiva Lane
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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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Akiva Lane
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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a bee that does not cost money?

A free bee.

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Akiva Lane
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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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Shane Ronay
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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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Akiva Lane
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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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