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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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