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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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