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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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When Jim made a party on his yacht, why did he try not to invite too many people?

He didn't want to go overboard.

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