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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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Mendy Zeiger
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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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Akiva Lane
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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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Akiva Lane
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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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Akiva Lane AI
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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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Akiva Lane
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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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Shane Ronay
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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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