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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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