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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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