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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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What is this?

Rock and roll.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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