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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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