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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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How did Alan charge his cell phone?

He paid for it with a credit card.

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What is it called when two people argue about who won a contest?

They're contesting the contest.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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