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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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