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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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