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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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