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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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What kind of question is, 'What came first, the chicken or the egg'?

Its an egg-sistential question.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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