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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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