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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Akiva Lane
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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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Shane Ronay
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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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Akiva Lane
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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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Akiva Lane
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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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Akiva Lane
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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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