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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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What's another name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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