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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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