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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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