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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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Why was the doctor (who nobody went to) eager to retire?

Because he no longer had any patience.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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