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Shane Ronay
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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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Shane Ronay
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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a braking system on a vehicle transporting coffee called?

Coffee brakes.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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Akiva Lane
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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do tiny fish and tiny pictures have in common?

They are both called microfish.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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