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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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