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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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