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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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