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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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Shane Ronay
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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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Dovid Lane
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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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