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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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