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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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Akiva Lane
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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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Akiva Lane
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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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