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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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