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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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What do you call a letter Z that is out of its mind?

Cray-Z.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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How do you describe someone who is walking in front of a herd of animals in Africa?

He's ahead of the game.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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