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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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