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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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Shane Ronay
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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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Akiva Lane
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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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Akiva Lane
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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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Shane Ronay
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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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Akiva Lane
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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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Akiva Lane
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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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