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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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