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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Akiva Lane
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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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