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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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Why did the plumber do this in response to the judge?

He thought the judge asked for water in the court.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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