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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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What kind of view brings people together?

A rendezvous.

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A paradigm.

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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