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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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