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A tripod.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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