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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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