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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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