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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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