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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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