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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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