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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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