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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. What was his wife's name?

Barb

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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