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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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What is it called when someone is anxious about the future?

Future tense.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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