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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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