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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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