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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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What do the left and right pictures have in common?

On the left are coconuts, and on the right are cocoa nuts.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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