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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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