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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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