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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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