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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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Shane Ronay
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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did this man put baseball players and prisoners on a scale?

He was weighing the pros and cons.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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