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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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