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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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Why did the wealthy man donate a lake of legos in the park for kids to play with?

It was his lego sea.

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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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