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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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