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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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Akiva Lane
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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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