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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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Akiva Lane
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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What's a good name for an outdoor restaurant with palm trees, granite floors, and granite tables?

Palm and Granite

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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Shane Ronay
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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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