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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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When you forget to take something on a vacation, what is that called?

A mis-take.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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What types of phones do prisoners use in prison?

Cell phones.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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