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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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Akiva Lane
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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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