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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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What do you call a valley where convicted criminals make silly jokes?

Silly con valley.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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