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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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What do airplanes and staircases have it common?

They both have flights.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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