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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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