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Shane Ronay
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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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Akiva Lane
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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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Shane Ronay
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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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