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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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