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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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