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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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Why did people find this very alarming?

They thought it was egg stream.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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