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Shane Ronay
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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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Yehuda Lane
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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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Akiva Lane
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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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Akiva Lane
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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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Akiva Lane
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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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Akiva Lane
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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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