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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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What do you call a bruise that is in the side of a beet?

A beet nick.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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