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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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