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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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