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Akiva Lane
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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this?

A photo of synthesis.

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Akiva Lane
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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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Dovid Lane
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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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Akiva Lane
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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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Akiva Lane
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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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