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Akiva Lane
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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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Akiva Lane
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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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Akiva Lane
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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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Akiva Lane
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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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Shane Ronay
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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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