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Akiva Lane
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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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Dovid Lane
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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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Akiva Lane
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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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Akiva Lane
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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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