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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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What is this?

A square not.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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