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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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