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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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What kind of 'bot' helps you rest?

A Sha-bot

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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