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Shane Ronay
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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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Shane Ronay
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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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What did the chiropracter say to his patient?

When I'm done, your right back will be right back.

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