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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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