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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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