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Akiva Lane
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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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Shane Ronay
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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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Akiva Lane
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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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Mendy Zeiger
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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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Yehuda Lane
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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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