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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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