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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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Jean Boda
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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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How is Elon Musk similar to the Lone Ranger?

After dealing with him, they ask, 'Who was that Musk man'?

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What does a casual dresser and DNA have in common?

Jeans.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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