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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Syria

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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