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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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