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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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