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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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Akiva Lane
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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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Yehuda Lane
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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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