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What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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