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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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Akiva Lane
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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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Akiva Lane
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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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Dovid Lane
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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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