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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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