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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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