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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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What is the difference between the left and right side of this picture?

On the left are walnuts, and on the right are off-the-wall nuts.

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What is it called when people from France drink wine together?

French toast.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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