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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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What do these two buildings have in common?

They are both called 'The House That Ruth Built'.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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