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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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What is this?

It escapes me.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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