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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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What is this street called?

A bull-evard.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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