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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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