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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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Rock and roll.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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