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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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