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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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