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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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What is it called when people from France drink wine together?

French toast.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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