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Shane Ronay
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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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Akiva Lane
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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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Akiva Lane
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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Akiva Lane AI
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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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