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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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