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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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How did Alan charge his cell phone?

He paid for it with a credit card.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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