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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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