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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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