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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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Shane Ronay
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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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Akiva Lane
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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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Akiva Weiss
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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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Akiva Lane
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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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