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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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