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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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