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Shane Ronay
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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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Akiva Lane
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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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Akiva Lane
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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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Akiva Lane
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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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