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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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Akiva Lane
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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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