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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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