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Why did the former English teacher, when he became Mayor, advocate a tax on all sinful behavior?

He was an expert about syntax.

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Dovid Lane
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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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Akiva Lane
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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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Shane Ronay
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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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Akiva Lane
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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Akiva Lane
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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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Akiva Lane
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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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Matt Weiss
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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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