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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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