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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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