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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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