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What word describes a big pile of dirty dishes?

Dishgusting.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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