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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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