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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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What do you call a store that sells candy and serves liquor?

A candy bar.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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What do you call a bruise that is in the side of a beet?

A beet nick.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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What kind of key lives in the jungle?

A monkey.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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