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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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