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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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