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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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C to shining C

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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