Pictures:

What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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