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Shane Ronay
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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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Shane Ronay
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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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Akiva Lane
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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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