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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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