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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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Yitzchak Berger
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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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Yehuda Lane
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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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