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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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