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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

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