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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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Matt Weiss
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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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Shane Ronay
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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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