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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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