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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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