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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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