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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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