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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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