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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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