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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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Since the first bay in the city was called Bay A, why did the people love the second bay?

They called it Bay B.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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