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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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