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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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