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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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