Pictures:

Shane Ronay
General
Picture

How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

1125
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

1096
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

2392
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

1672
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

2467
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

901
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

152
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

654
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

3169
Yehuda Lane
General
Picture

What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

2664
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

2379
Yitzchak Berger
General
Picture

Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

1332