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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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