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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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Dovid Lane
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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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After the earthquake destroyed the land where a well was, what did the engineer say who was looking for it in the dark?

I don't feel well.

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