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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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