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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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What is this?

Rock and roll.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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