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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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What kind of question is, 'What came first, the chicken or the egg'?

Its an egg-sistential question.

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