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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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