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Abe Kiss
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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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Akiva Lane
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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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Akiva Lane
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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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Akiva Lane
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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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Akiva Lane
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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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Shane Ronay
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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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Akiva Lane
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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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