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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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