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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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What do the left and right pictures have in common?

On the left are coconuts, and on the right are cocoa nuts.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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