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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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Akiva Lane
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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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Shane Ronay
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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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Akiva Lane
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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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Akiva Lane
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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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Matt Weiss
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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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