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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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Shane Ronay
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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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Shane Ronay
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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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