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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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