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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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