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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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