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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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