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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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What did the chiropracter say to his patient?

When I'm done, your right back will be right back.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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