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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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