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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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