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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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What is this?

An elevator pitch.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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