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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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