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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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