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Akiva Lane
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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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Matt Weiss
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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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Shane Ronay
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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

It was just revolting.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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Akiva Lane
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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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Yitzchak Berger
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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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