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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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Greg Stevens
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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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Shane Ronay
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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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Akiva Lane
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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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Akiva Lane
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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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Shane Ronay
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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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