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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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What is this?

An elevator pitch.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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