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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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