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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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Abe Kiss
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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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