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After Joe was dazed by getting hit in the head with a baseball, what was he looking forward to?

The end of daze.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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