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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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What involves running, but can take place in just the kitchen?

Running out of food.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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