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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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Why is it recommended to use down settings?

Because it's good to avoid upsettings.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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