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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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Akiva Lane
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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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Dovid Lane
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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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