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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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What is a word that describes things that are VERY natural?

Super-natural.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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