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Akiva Lane
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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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Akiva Lane
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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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Shane Ronay
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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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Akiva Lane
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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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