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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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