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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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