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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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Akiva Lane
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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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Shane Ronay
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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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