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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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