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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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What is this?

The leaning tower of pizza.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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