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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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How is a clean shirt similar to a full parking lot that is totally full?

They are both spotless.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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