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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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Why was the doctor (who nobody went to) eager to retire?

Because he no longer had any patience.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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What is a walking cane called that helps a person walk very quickly?

A hurry cane.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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