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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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C to shining C

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