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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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