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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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