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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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