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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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