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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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