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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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Why did the farmer feel uncomfortable in the wheat field at night?

He felt like he was being stalked.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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