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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of bee can't make up its mind?

A maybe

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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Akiva Lane
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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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Akiva Lane
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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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Akiva Weiss
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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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Akiva Lane
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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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