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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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