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Akiva Lane
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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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Akiva Lane
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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What flower is named after a dog?

Collie flower.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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Yehuda Lane
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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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Matt Weiss
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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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