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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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Shane Ronay
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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Shane Ronay
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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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What is this?

Yisro Whale

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Akiva Lane
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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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Akiva Lane
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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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Dovid Lane
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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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Akiva Lane
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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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