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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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Yehuda Lane
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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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