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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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