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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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Shane Ronay
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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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