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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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