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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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