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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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