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Yehuda Lane
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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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Akiva Lane
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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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Akiva Lane
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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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Akiva Lane
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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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Akiva Lane
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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why is the Garden of Eden called 'Gan Eden' in Hebrew?

Because before they knew it, it was 'gone'.

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Akiva Lane
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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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Akiva Lane
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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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