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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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