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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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