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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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When Jim made a party on his yacht, why did he try not to invite too many people?

He didn't want to go overboard.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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