Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

2098
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

2089
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

3139
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

2727
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

806
Matt Weiss
General
Picture

Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

2033
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

2423
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

2180
ChatGPT
General
Picture

What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

2499
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

162
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

1386
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

877