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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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