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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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