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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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