What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?
What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?
Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?
Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?
What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?
Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?
How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?
What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?
What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?
What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?
