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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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Shane Ronay
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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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