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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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What does a casual dresser and DNA have in common?

Jeans.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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