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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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