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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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