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What it it called how a dog laps up water after winning a race?

Victory laps.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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