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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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What issue was Beth thinking about when deciding whether or not to vote Republican?

If the elephant is relevant.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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