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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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