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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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What do you call someone who is perspiring a lot in a sweater?

A sweater in a sweater.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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What are school principals called when they suspend students?

Suspenders.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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Akiva Lane
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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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Howard Goldman
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What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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Akiva Lane
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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a braking system on a vehicle transporting coffee called?

Coffee brakes.

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