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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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