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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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