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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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