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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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