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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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