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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. What was his wife's name?

Barb

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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