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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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