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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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