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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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