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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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What's the difference between the picture on the left and the one on the right?

One is a cute angel, and the other is an acute angle.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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