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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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