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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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