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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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