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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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Abe Kiss
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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Akiva Lane
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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did the farmer feel uncomfortable in the wheat field at night?

He felt like he was being stalked.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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