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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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