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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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