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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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