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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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