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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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