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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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