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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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What word describes a big pile of dirty dishes?

Dishgusting.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did people find this very alarming?

They thought it was egg stream.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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Shane Ronay
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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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Akiva Lane
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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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