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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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Shane Ronay
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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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Matt Weiss
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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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