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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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