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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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What do you call a baseball player and his Rabbi?

Batman and Rabban.

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