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David Shafner
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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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Akiva Lane
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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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Akiva Lane
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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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