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Shane Ronay
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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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Shane Ronay
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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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Miriam Lane
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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Shane Ronay
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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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Akiva Lane
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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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