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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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