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What did Joe do with his leg cast after his leg was fully healed?

He cast it away.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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A photo of synthesis.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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