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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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