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What does it mean when there are 2 lions in the middle of the road?

It means that cars shouldn't pass each other.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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