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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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Shane Ronay
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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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