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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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What kind of tonic is very boring?

Monotonic.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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