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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a trumpet made from a shoe?

A shoe horn

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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Akiva Lane
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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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Akiva Lane
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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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Akiva Lane
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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Akiva Lane
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What does someone say to a friend who he thinks is too optimistic?

You topian!

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Akiva Lane
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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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