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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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What is this street called?

A bull-evard.

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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