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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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