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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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Shane Ronay
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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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Shane Ronay
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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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