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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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