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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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