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Shane Ronay
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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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Akiva Lane
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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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Akiva Lane
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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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