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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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