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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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