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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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