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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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