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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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