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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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What can you say about these workers?

They are onion-ized.

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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