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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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