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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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Matt Weiss
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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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Shane Ronay
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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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Akiva Lane
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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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Shane Ronay
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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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