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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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