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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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