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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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