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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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