Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

2016

Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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