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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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