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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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What is it called when people from France drink wine together?

French toast.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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