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What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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