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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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After the earthquake destroyed the land where a well was, what did the engineer say who was looking for it in the dark?

I don't feel well.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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