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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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