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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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