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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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What do you call a letter Z that is out of its mind?

Cray-Z.

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A photo of synthesis.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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