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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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