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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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