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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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