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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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Shane Ronay
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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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