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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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