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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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