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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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