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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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