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Shane Ronay
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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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Yehuda Lane
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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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Matt Weiss
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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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Akiva Lane
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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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Akiva Lane
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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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Akiva Lane
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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about these workers?

They are onion-ized.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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Dovid Lane
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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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Shane Ronay
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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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