Pictures:

What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

1097

Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

1477

Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

383

Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

2690

What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

2567

What do you call a bee that does not cost money?

A free bee.

3334

What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

988

Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

2587

What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

1238

What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

3241

What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

1747

How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

1934