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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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