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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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Dovid Lane
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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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Shane Ronay
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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Shane Ronay
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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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Akiva Lane
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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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Akiva Lane
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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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