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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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What is this?

It's a lap top.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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