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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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