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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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