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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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What kind of tea brings people closer?

Sincera-Tea.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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