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When Bill was feeling down, why did he go to the racetrack?

It made him feel bettor.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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