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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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