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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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