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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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