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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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