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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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What did the law student who liked liquor knew he had to do?

He had to pass the bar in order to pass the bar.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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