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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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