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A swimming pool table.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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Why was this a big seller?

It is candy.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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