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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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