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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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Shane Ronay
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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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Shane Ronay
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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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Akiva Lane
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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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Shane Ronay
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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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