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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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What is this?

It's a lap top.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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