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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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