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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Shane Ronay
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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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Akiva Lane
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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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Akiva Lane
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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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