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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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