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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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