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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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