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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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