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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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