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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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How is a person and a car different?

A person who is tired moves slowly, and when retired more slowly. When a car is tired, it moves fast, and when retired even faster.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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