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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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