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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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