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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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