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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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