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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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