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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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