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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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