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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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