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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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It's a lap top.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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