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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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