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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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