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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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