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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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