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It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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C to shining C

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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