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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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