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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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