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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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Akiva Lane
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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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Akiva Lane
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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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Shane Ronay
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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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Akiva Lane
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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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Yehuda Lane
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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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