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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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