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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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