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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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Where do people in Slepe, England go at night?

They go to Slepe.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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