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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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