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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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