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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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What is it called when people from France drink wine together?

French toast.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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