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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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Shane Ronay
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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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Akiva Lane
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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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Akiva Lane
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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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