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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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