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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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