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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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What is a large pair of glasses called with lots of people looking at it?

A public spectacle.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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What kind of 'bot' helps you rest?

A Sha-bot

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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