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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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