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Matt Weiss
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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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Shane Ronay
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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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Akiva Lane
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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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Akiva Lane
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What is this?

A buoys club.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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