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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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Why did the plumber do this in response to the judge?

He thought the judge asked for water in the court.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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