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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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