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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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