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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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