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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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What is it called when two people argue about who won a contest?

They're contesting the contest.

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