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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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A pear of scissors.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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