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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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Akiva Lane
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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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