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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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