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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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Akiva Lane
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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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