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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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