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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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