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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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