Pictures:

Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

1791
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

2794
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

1281
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

1365
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

834
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

495
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

186
Matt Weiss
General

What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

1875
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

1123
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

47
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

1983
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

2342