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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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How did the toys feel when the a broom swept them off the floor?

They felt swept away, swept off their feet.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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