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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the Drawing Board.

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