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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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