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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is 8 followed by 9?

Because if you're offered food after you ate, you say: Nein.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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