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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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