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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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