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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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What did the law student who liked liquor knew he had to do?

He had to pass the bar in order to pass the bar.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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