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Shane Ronay
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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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Akiva Lane
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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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Akiva Lane
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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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Shane Ronay
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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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Eli Simcha Lane
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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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