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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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