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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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