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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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