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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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