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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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