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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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