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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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How did the Ukraine respond when Russia invaded in 2022?

"You can't rush in!"

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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