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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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