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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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