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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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