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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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Why did people find this very alarming?

They thought it was egg stream.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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