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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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