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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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