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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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