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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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