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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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What do you call a store that sells candy and serves liquor?

A candy bar.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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