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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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