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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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