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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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