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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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