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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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