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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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