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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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Akiva Lane
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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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Yehuda Lane
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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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