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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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