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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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