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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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