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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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Shane Ronay
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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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Akiva Lane
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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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Akiva Lane
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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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Akiva Lane
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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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