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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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