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Shane Ronay
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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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Shane Ronay
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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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Akiva Lane
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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Shane Ronay
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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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Akiva Lane
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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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