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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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