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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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Rock and roll.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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