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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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