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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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