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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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Why did the plumber do this in response to the judge?

He thought the judge asked for water in the court.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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