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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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