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Why was this a big seller?

It is candy.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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