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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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