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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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