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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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