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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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