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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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