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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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