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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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Akiva Lane
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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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