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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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