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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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Abe Kiss
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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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Akiva Lane
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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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Akiva Lane
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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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Shane Ronay
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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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