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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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Akiva Lane
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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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Shane Ronay
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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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Akiva Lane
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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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Shane Ronay
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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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Shane Ronay
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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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Akiva Lane
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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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Matt Weiss
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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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Shane Ronay
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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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