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What kind of tea improves vision?

Visibili-tea.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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