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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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