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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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