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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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