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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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Akiva Lane
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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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Shane Ronay
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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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Akiva Lane
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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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Akiva Lane
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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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