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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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How do you describe a school where the students are in charge?

It has no principles.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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Shane Ronay
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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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