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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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What's a good name for an outdoor restaurant with palm trees, granite floors, and granite tables?

Palm and Granite

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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What song is encouraging to the letter C?

Oh say can you C?

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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