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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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ChatGPT
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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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