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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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