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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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Akiva Lane
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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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Yehuda Lane
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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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What kind of 'bot' helps you rest?

A Sha-bot

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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