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Shaya Dubin
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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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Akiva Lane
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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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Shane Ronay
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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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