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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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