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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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