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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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