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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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