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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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