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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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What is similar between a Japanese couch an ottoman foot rest?

One is a futon, and the other you put your foot on.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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When we admit our sins, why should we feel a sense of regret?

It's the price of admission.

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