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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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