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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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