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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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