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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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Matt Weiss
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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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Akiva Lane
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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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