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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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