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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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