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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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