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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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Why do some people prefer oranges that are easier to peel?

They find them more appealing.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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