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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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