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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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