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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

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