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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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