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Shane Ronay
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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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Akiva Lane
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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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Akiva Lane
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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Shane Ronay
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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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Akiva Lane
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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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Shane Ronay
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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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