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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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