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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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