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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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