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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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