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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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