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Shane Ronay
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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Akiva Lane
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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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Akiva Lane
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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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Shayna Lane
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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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Akiva Lane
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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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Akiva Lane
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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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