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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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