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Shane Ronay
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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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Shane Ronay
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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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Akiva Lane
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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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Akiva Lane
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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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