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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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