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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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