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Where did Shakespeare play as a child that helped him learn to write plays?

The playground.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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