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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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What is this?

A photo of synthesis.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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