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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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