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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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