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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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A photo of synthesis.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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