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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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