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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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