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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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