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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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An elevator pitch.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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