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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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What is this?

A paradigm.

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