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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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