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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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