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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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What is this?

It escapes me.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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