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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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What flower is named after a dog?

Collie flower.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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