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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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Who is the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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