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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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