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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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