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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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