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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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