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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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