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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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