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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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A son of a gun.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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