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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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What are some tics that are full of positive energy?

Ecstatic, enthusiastic, energetic, optimistic, and sympatheic.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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What do airplanes and staircases have it common?

They both have flights.

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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