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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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