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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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