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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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