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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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Why did Barry consider taking music lessons to get better at repenting?

Because he felt he was atone deaf.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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