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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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