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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the local farmacy

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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