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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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