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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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