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It's a lap top.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What does a casual dresser and DNA have in common?

Jeans.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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