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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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