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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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It's a lap top.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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