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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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