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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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