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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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