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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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