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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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What are the germs on a person's back called?

Back-teria.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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