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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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What do you call a bee that does not cost money?

A free bee.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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What happens to old Texas Rangers who can no longer serve?

They become de-ranged

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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