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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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Shane Ronay
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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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Shane Ronay
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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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