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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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