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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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