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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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