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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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Shane Ronay
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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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