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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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What is this man doing?

He's taking a shower.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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