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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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