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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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