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Akiva Lane
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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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Akiva Lane
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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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