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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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