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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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What's the difference between the picture on the left and the one on the right?

One is a cute angel, and the other is an acute angle.

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