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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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