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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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