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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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