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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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