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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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