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Shane Ronay
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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Akiva Lane
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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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Dovid Lane
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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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