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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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