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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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