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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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