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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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