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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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