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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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Shane Ronay
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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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Akiva Lane
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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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Akiva Lane
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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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