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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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How did Elon Musk feel when he landed on Mars?

He felt it was out of this world.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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