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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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