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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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