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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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Who is this?

Gaucho Marx

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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