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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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