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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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How do you describe a situation where Bill bought 2 ducks and he wants both to keep them as pets and eat them?

It's a paradox.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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