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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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