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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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How is a person and a car different?

A person who is tired moves slowly, and when retired more slowly. When a car is tired, it moves fast, and when retired even faster.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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Why is Elon Musk sitting alone in a classroom?

Because he's in a class all by himself.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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What kind of tonic is very boring?

Monotonic.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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What is this street called?

A bull-evard.

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