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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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How did the toys feel when the a broom swept them off the floor?

They felt swept away, swept off their feet.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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Why did this man put baseball players and prisoners on a scale?

He was weighing the pros and cons.

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