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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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Matt Weiss
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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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