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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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