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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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