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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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