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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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Akiva Lane
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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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Akiva Lane
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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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Shane Ronay
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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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Akiva Lane
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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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Shane Ronay
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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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