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Shane Ronay
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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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Akiva Lane
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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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Akiva Lane
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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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Akiva Lane
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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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