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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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The leaning tower of pizza.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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