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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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