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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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Why did the asterisk, question mark, and pound sign act up in class?

They thought they were special characters.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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