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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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Matt Weiss
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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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Yehuda Lane
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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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