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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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What are school principals called when they suspend students?

Suspenders.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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