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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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