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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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A tripod.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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