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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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A buoys club.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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What do you call this?

A row bot.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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