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Why was this a big seller?

It is candy.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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