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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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