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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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What part of the Bible teaches you the correct way to use money?

The book of profits.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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What's the main challenge of being a therapist?

To be a sounding board, without sounding bored.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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Why did the plumber do this in response to the judge?

He thought the judge asked for water in the court.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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