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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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Who is this?

Gaucho Marx

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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