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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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