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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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