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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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