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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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