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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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