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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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