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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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Why did people find this very alarming?

They thought it was egg stream.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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