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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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