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Yitzchak Berger
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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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Akiva Lane
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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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Akiva Lane AI
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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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Akiva Lane
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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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Akiva Lane
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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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David Shafner
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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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Akiva Lane
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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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