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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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