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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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