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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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How did Alan charge his cell phone?

He paid for it with a credit card.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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