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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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Shane Ronay
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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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