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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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What do you call a letter G that portrays things that are very bad?

Sinner-G

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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What did the chiropracter say to his patient?

When I'm done, your right back will be right back.

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