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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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