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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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