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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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