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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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