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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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How did Elon Musk feel when he landed on Mars?

He felt it was out of this world.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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