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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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