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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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