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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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