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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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