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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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