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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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