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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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