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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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