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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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