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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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A pear of scissors.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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