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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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