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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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