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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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