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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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Shane Ronay
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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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