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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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How did the Ukraine respond when Russia invaded in 2022?

"You can't rush in!"

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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