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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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