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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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Akiva Lane
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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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Shane Ronay
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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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Akiva Lane
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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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Akiva Lane
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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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