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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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