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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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