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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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