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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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