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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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Akiva Lane
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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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Akiva Lane
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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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