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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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The leaning tower of pizza.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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