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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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