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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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