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Moshe Sherizen
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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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Akiva Lane
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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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Shane Ronay
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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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Akiva Lane
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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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Akiva Lane
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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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