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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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