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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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