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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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