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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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Why is 8 followed by 9?

Because if you're offered food after you ate, you say: Nein.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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