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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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