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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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Akiva Lane
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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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Akiva Lane
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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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Akiva Lane
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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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