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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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