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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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