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Akiva Lane
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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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Shane Ronay
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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Akiva Lane
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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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Akiva Lane
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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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Akiva Lane
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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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Matt Weiss
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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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