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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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