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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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Akiva Lane
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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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Shane Ronay
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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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Shane Ronay
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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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Shane Ronay
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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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