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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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