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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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An elevator pitch.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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