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Matt Weiss
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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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Shane Ronay
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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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Shane Ronay
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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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Akiva Lane
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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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