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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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