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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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