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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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What does mailing a letter have in common with post Covid?

Post office.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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