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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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