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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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