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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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A paradigm.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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