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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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Matt Weiss
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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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