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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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