Pictures:

What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

558

What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

390

The leaning tower of pizza.

1699

What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

1843

When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

1613

What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

1408

What are school principals called when they suspend students?

Suspenders.

3364

What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

2324

What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

147

Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

2293

What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

1500

What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

77