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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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