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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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How do you describe a school where the students are in charge?

It has no principles.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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