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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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