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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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