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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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