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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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