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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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What is it called when someone decides not to do costmetic surgery on their face?

They're doing an about face about their face.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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What do you call a store that sells candy and serves liquor?

A candy bar.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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What did Joe do with his leg cast after his leg was fully healed?

He cast it away.

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What is this man doing with the two pieces of fruit?

He's comparing a pair of pears.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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