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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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