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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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