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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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