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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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