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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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What is it called when students are studying frantically at the end of the school term?

Term-oil.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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