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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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