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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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