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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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