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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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