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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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What 3 letters do you say when you realize something?

OIC

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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