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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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What do the left and right pictures have in common?

On the left are coconuts, and on the right are cocoa nuts.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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What 3 letters do you say when you realize something?

OIC

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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