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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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What do these two buildings have in common?

They are both called 'The House That Ruth Built'.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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