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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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