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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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How does Barbie say good morning to Ken?

Good morning, doll-ing.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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What is it called when someone is anxious about the future?

Future tense.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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