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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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