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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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