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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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