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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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