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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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