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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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