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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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What kind of view brings people together?

A rendezvous.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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Where does AI appear in the book of Genesis?

Genesis 12:8 - Abraham moved to the mountain...Beth el was to the west and Ai was to the east.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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What word, when spelled backwards, means the opposite?

Love spelled backwards is Evol.

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