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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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A field of hole wheat.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

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