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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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