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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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