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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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