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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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A son of a gun.

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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What did the law student who liked liquor knew he had to do?

He had to pass the bar in order to pass the bar.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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