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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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