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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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