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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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