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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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How is a person and a car different?

A person who is tired moves slowly, and when retired more slowly. When a car is tired, it moves fast, and when retired even faster.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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Why is Elon Musk sitting alone in a classroom?

Because he's in a class all by himself.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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