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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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What is it called when workers in a company go on strike?

Labor pains.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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