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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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Shane Ronay
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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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