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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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How did the news channels report this accident?

Breaking news.

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