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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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