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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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