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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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What is this?

A dessert island.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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What is the difference between the left and right side of this picture?

On the left are walnuts, and on the right are off-the-wall nuts.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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