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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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