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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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