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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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Akiva Lane AI
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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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Akiva Lane
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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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Shane Ronay
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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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Shane Ronay
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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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Yehuda Lane
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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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