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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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