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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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