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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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Why did Barry consider taking music lessons to get better at repenting?

Because he felt he was atone deaf.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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What is a long document written by a lawyer called?

A brief.

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