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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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Shane Ronay
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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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Akiva Lane
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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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Dovid Lane
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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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Shane Ronay
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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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Akiva Lane
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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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