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Shane Ronay
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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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Akiva Lane
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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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Akiva Lane
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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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Akiva Lane
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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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