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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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