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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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