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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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