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Akiva Lane
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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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Akiva Lane
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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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Akiva Lane
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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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Shane Ronay
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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Miriam Lane
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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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Akiva Lane
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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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Akiva Lane
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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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Akiva Lane
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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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Akiva Lane
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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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Akiva Lane
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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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