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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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