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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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What is this man doing?

He's taking a shower.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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