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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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What does a casual dresser and DNA have in common?

Jeans.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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