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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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What is a good name for a perfume company?

Scent Sational.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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Why was this a big seller?

It is candy.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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