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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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