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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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Shane Ronay
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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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