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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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C to shining C

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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