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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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