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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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What does Yom Kippur and Succos have in common?

They are both intense / in tents.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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