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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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