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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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It escapes me.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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