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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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