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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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Shane Ronay
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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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Akiva Lane
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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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Akiva Lane
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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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Shane Ronay
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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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Akiva Lane
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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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Dovid Lane
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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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Akiva Lane
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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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