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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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