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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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What kind of question is, 'What came first, the chicken or the egg'?

Its an egg-sistential question.

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What is this street called?

A bull-evard.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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