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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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Shane Ronay
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Is dehydrating fruits a good idea?

It's full of hot air.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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