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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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Shane Ronay
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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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