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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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