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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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