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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Syria

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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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