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What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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