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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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