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What is this?

A square not.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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