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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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