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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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What are the dragons doing in this picture?

The dragons are dragging dragons.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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