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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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How does Barbie say good morning to Ken?

Good morning, doll-ing.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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