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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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Akiva Lane
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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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Shane Ronay
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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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Akiva Lane
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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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Yehuda Lane
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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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Shane Ronay
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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Akiva Lane
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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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Akiva Lane
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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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