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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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Yes, it's on the house.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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