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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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Akiva Lane
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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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Shane Ronay
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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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