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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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