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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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