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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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