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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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A photo of synthesis.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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