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Shane Ronay
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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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Akiva Lane
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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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Akiva Lane
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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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Yehuda Lane
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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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Shane Ronay
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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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Dovid Lane
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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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