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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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