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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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