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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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What did the football player say when he punted the ball by mistake?

No punt intended.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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