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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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