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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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Akiva Lane
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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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Shane Ronay
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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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