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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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