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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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How did the news channels report this accident?

Breaking news.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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