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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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