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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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What is this?

A photo of synthesis.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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What is the relationship between 'running out OF' and running out TO'?

When you run out OF supplies, you run out TO the store.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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