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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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