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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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What's another name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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