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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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