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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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A son of a gun.

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