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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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