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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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What's a good name for this bicycle truck that sells ices?

Wheely Cool.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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