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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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