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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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