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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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