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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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