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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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