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Why did the asterisk, question mark, and pound sign act up in class?

They thought they were special characters.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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What is this?

A swimming pool table.

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