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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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What is this?

A buoys club.

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