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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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Shane Ronay
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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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Moshe Sherizen
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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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Dovid Lane
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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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