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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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Shane Ronay
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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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Shane Ronay
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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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Akiva Lane
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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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Shane Ronay
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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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