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How did the Ukraine respond when Russia invaded in 2022?

"You can't rush in!"

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Shane Ronay
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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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Shane Ronay
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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

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Shane Ronay
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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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Mendy Zeiger
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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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Matt Weiss
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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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