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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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