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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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