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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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