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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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C to shining C

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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