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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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