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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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