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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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