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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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