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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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A square not.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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