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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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Shane Ronay
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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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Mendy Zeiger
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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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Akiva Lane
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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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Shane Ronay
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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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