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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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