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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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