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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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Akiva Lane
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Where are 3 places you can rest?

A rest stop, a restaurant, and a restroom.

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Shane Ronay
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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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Yehuda Lane
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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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Matt Weiss
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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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