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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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