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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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