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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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