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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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An elevator pitch.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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