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Shane Ronay
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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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Shane Ronay
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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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Shane Ronay
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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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Akiva Lane
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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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Akiva Lane
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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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Shane Ronay
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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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