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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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