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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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