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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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Shane Ronay
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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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Yehuda Lane
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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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