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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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