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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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