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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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