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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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