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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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What can you say about these workers?

They are onion-ized.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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