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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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What can you say about these workers?

They are onion-ized.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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