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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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Akiva Lane
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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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