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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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