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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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