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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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What is this?

A dessert island.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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