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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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