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Akiva Lane
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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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Matt Weiss
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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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Akiva Lane
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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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Akiva Lane
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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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Akiva Lane
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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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Shane Ronay
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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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