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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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