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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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