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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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