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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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