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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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