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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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What did Joe do with his leg cast after his leg was fully healed?

He cast it away.

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