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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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