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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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