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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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