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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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