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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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