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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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