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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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