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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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