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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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