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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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