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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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What does someone say to a friend who he thinks is too optimistic?

You topian!

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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Why is this tea very powerful?

It's Reala Tea.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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