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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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