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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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Dovid Lane
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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What to you call rows of outhouses set up for an outdoor concert?

WC fields.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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