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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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What is it called when the sugar cane workers go on strike?

The cane mutiny.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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