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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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