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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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