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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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