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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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What is this?

It's a lap top.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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