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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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