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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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