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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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What is this?

It escapes me.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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