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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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Akiva Lane
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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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