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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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What do you call a valley where convicted criminals make silly jokes?

Silly con valley.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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