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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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