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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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