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What is this street called?

A bull-evard.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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