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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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Dovid Lane
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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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Matt Weiss
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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