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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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