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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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What is the difference between the left and right side of this picture?

On the left are walnuts, and on the right are off-the-wall nuts.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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