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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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