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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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