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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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