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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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