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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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Matt Weiss
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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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