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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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What part of the Bible teaches you the correct way to use money?

The book of profits.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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