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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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