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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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What did the law student you liked liquor knew he had to do?

He had to pass the bar in order to pass the bar.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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