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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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Akiva Lane
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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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Akiva Lane
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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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Shane Ronay
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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Akiva Lane
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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

It's a lap top.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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