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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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What does this picture show?

What are the greater graters?

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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