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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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