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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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Akiva Lane
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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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