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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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