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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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