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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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What do spiders and Google have in common?

They use the web.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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