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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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