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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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How is a person and a car different?

A person who is tired moves slowly, and when retired more slowly. When a car is tired, it moves fast, and when retired even faster.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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What do the left and right pictures have in common?

On the left are coconuts, and on the right are cocoa nuts.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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