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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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