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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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