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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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