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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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