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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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