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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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Shane Ronay
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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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Akiva Lane
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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Akiva Lane
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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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Akiva Lane
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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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Akiva Lane
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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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Akiva Lane
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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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