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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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What types of phones do prisoners use in prison?

Cell phones.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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