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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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What is it called when someone decides not to do costmetic surgery on their face?

They're doing an about face about their face.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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