Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

1534
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

2580
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

698
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

1096
ChatGPT
General
Picture

What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

2979
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

144
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

284
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

2346
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

1031
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

933
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

487
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

2304