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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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How did the Ukraine respond when Russia invaded in 2022?

"You can't rush in!"

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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