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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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Why did Bill start using AI to help him bet at horse races?

He wanted to be a better bettor.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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