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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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