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Shane Ronay
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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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Shane Ronay
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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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Akiva Lane
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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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