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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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