Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

1363
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

2923
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

1959
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

147
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

1553
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

2558
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

280
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

3123
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

1134
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

262
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

2661
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

433