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Akiva Lane
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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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Shaya Dubin
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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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Akiva Lane
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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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Yehuda Lane
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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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Akiva Lane
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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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Akiva Lane
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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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