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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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