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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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