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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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