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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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Why are bees that are born in May confused?

Because they are maybe's.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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