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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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