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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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