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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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Why did Jim always set a limit in his mind before bidding at an auction?

He thought that otherwise it might become morbid.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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