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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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Akiva Lane
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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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Shane Ronay
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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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