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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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