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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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