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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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Shane Ronay
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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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Shane Ronay
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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did this man put baseball players and prisoners on a scale?

He was weighing the pros and cons.

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Yehuda Lane
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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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Dovid Lane
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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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