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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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