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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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Eli Simcha Lane
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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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Mendy Zeiger
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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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