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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

It's batter.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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