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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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What is an appropriate reaction when Democratic Socialists win seats in Congress?

It certainly raises red flags.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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