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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Akiva Lane
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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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Akiva Lane
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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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Shane Ronay
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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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