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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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