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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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