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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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Zev Juravel
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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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What is it called when you tell something to your grandmother?

Tell a gram.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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