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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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