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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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