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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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What's this?

It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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What is this street called?

A bull-evard.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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