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Akiva Lane
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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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Shayna Lane
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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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Akiva Lane
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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Akiva Lane
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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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Shane Ronay
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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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Dovid Lane
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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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