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Akiva Lane
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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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Shane Ronay
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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Moshe Sherizen
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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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Matt Weiss
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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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Yehuda Lane
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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Akiva Lane
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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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Shane Ronay
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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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