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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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