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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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