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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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Shane Ronay
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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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Akiva Lane
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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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Shane Ronay
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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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