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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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Shane Ronay
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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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