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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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Akiva Lane
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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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Yitzchak Berger
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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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Akiva Lane
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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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Shane Ronay
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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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Akiva Lane
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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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Akiva Lane
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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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