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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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