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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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What is a large pair of glasses called with lots of people looking at it?

A public spectacle.

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Gaucho Marx

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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