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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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Matt Weiss
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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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