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What is this?

An elevator pitch.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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