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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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