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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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