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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

1749
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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

1918
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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

1362
Akiva Lane
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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

2084
Shane Ronay
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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill poke his head through the hole?

He put his finger through the hole and poked his head.

1885
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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

1846
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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

1864
Shane Ronay
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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their own Prague-ative.

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Abe Kiss
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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

1251
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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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