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Moshe Sherizen
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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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Akiva Lane
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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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