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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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