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Akiva Lane
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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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Akiva Lane
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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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Akiva Lane
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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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Shane Ronay
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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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Shane Ronay
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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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Shaya Dubin
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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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