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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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