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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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