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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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It's a lap top.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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