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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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What do you call someone who is perspiring a lot in a sweater?

A sweater in a sweater.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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Why is it recommended to use down settings?

Because it's good to avoid upsettings.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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