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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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