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Shane Ronay
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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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Akiva Lane
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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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Shane Ronay
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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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