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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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