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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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