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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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