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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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