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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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