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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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