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Akiva Lane
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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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Shane Ronay
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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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Yehuda Lane
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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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Yehuda Lane
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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Shane Ronay
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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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