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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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