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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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