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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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Shane Ronay
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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Akiva Lane
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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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Akiva Lane
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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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Shane Ronay
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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Akiva Lane
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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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Akiva Lane
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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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