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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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