Pictures:

Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

1006
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

2932
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

732
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

2941
Shayna Lane
General
Picture

What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

2521
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is it called when people from France drink wine together?

French toast.

3336
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

1605
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

2386
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

3266
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

2037
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

2967
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

1887