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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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