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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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A son of a gun.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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What did Joe do with his leg cast after his leg was fully healed?

He cast it away.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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