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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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What type of mystic has a positive view of the future?

An opti-mystic.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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