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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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What is it called when students are studying frantically at the end of the school term?

Term-oil.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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