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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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What did the chiropracter say to his patient?

When I'm done, your right back will be right back.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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