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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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