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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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