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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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