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What is this?

C to shining C

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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Abe Kiss
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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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What is the relationship between the word GREATEST and the left hand?

All the letters are typed with the left hand.

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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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