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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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