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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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