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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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How do you describe a school where the students are in charge?

It has no principles.

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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A square not.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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