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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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