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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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