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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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