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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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