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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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