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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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