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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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Shane Ronay
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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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