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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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