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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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