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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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Why did the asterisk, question mark, and pound sign act up in class?

They thought they were special characters.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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