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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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