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Mendy Zeiger
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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is similar between a Japanese couch an ottoman foot rest?

One is a futon, and the other you put your foot on.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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What is similar between America and counting from Passover to Shavuous?

They both have 50 states.

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Shane Ronay
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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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