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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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Shane Ronay
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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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