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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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