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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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