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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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