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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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