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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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