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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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Shane Ronay
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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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Akiva Lane
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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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Akiva Lane
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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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