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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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