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Moshe Sherizen
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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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Shane Ronay
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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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Matt Weiss
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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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Shane Ronay
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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Akiva Lane
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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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Akiva Lane
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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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Akiva Lane
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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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