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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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