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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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