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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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