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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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