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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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What do you call a letter G that portrays things that are very bad?

Sinner-G

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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