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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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Shane Ronay
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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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Shane Ronay
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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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Shane Ronay
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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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