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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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