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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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