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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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