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Akiva Lane
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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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Akiva Lane AI
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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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