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When Jim made a party on his yacht, why did he try not to invite too many people?

He didn't want to go overboard.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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