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Akiva Lane AI
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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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Shane Ronay
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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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Dovid Lane
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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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