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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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Akiva Lane
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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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Akiva Lane
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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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