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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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