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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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Akiva Lane
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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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