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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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