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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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