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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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