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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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