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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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