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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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