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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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