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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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