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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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When Max ate fish, and the peeling paint fell into his food, what did he call the meal?

Fish and chips.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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