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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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