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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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