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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a baseball player and his Rabbi?

Batman and Rabban.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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Matt Weiss
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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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