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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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Akiva Lane
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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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What do you call a valley where convicted criminals make silly jokes?

Silly con valley.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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Shayna Lane
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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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