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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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