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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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