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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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