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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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