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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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