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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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