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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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Shane Ronay
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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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