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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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What is it called when the sugar cane workers go on strike?

The cane mutiny.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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