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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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