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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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What did Zelensky say to Putin when Russia invaded the Ukraine?

Don't rush in.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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