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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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