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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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