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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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