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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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