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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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