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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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