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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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