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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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