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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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Akiva Lane
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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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