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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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A paradigm.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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