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Shane Ronay
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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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Akiva Lane
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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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Akiva Lane
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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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Shane Ronay
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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to old Texas Rangers who can no longer serve?

They become de-ranged

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Akiva Lane
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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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Akiva Lane
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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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