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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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What do you call a baseball player and his Rabbi?

Batman and Rabban.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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