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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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