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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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