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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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