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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

1906

Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

1983

What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

1960

Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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