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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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