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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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Akiva Lane
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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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David Rose
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What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do some people prefer oranges that are easier to peel?

They find them more appealing.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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Akiva Lane
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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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Akiva Lane
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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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