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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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Shane Ronay
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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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Shane Ronay
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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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