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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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Gaucho Marx

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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