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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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Why is Elon Musk sitting alone in a classroom?

Because he's in a class all by himself.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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