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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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