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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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