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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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What did the chiropracter say to his patient?

When I'm done, your right back will be right back.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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