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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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Shane Ronay
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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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