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Why did the farmer feel uncomfortable in the wheat field at night?

He felt like he was being stalked.

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Why did this man put baseball players and prisoners on a scale?

He was weighing the pros and cons.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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