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Shane Ronay
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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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Matt Weiss
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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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Akiva Lane
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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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Akiva Lane
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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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