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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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