Pictures:

How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

1953

Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

949

What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

2756

How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

212

What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

1490

What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

1140

Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

2674

Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

1114

Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

1533

Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

1222

Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

2102

Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

551