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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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