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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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