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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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