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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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