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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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