Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

2201

Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

2719

What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

151

When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

1900

Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

1904

Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

1316

What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

1389

Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

488

What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

2782

What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

1371

What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

747

What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

2179