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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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