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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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