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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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