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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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