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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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