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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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