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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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