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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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