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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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