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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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