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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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