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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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