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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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