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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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