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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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Shane Ronay
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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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Mendy Zeiger
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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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Akiva Lane
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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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Akiva Lane
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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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