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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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To learn about choosing language for signs, what should you study?

Sign language.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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