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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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Why is the Garden of Eden called 'Gan Eden' in Hebrew?

Because before they knew it, it was 'gone'.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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