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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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