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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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What is something that causes anger called?

A precursor.

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What is an appropriate reaction when Democratic Socialists win seats in Congress?

It certainly raises red flags.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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