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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He stands still, and the world revolves around him.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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