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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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What is it called when someone decides not to do costmetic surgery on their face?

They're doing an about face about their face.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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