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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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Yitzchak Berger
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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