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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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Akiva Lane
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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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