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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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