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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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Akiva Lane
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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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Shane Ronay
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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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