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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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