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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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Why did Bill have trouble falling asleep?

He was afraid of heights.

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Shane Ronay
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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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Why is KO the opposite of OK?

When we're not feeling OK, we feel Knocked Out.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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