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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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