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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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