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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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