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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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