Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

1590
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

3061
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

1829
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

1613
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

1684
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

1749
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

2578
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

3181
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

734
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

333
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

1108
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

2206