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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

2004