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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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What is something you can take when you are tired?

A nap.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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Gaucho Marx

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

1996