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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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