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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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