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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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