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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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