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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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