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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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