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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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What is it called when workers in a company go on strike?

Labor pains.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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