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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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How is Elon Musk similar to the Lone Ranger?

After dealing with him, they ask, 'Who was that Musk man'?

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