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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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