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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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