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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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