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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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