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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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How do you describe a documentary that is very funny?

It's historical and hysterical.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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What is an appropriate reaction when Democratic Socialists win seats in Congress?

It certainly raises red flags.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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