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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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