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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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