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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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