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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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What is this man doing?

He's taking a shower.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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