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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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