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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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Why is Elon Musk sitting alone in a classroom?

Because he's in a class all by himself.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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