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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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