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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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