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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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