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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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