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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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Why are bees that are born in May confused?

Because they are maybe's.

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