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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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