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What is this?

A dessert island.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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What is it called when someone is anxious about the future?

Future tense.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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