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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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