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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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