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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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What is the relationship between the word GREATEST and the left hand?

All the letters are typed with the left hand.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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