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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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When Max ate fish, and the peeling paint fell into his food, what did he call the meal?

Fish and chips.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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