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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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What's a good name for an outdoor restaurant with palm trees, granite floors, and granite tables?

Palm and Granite

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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