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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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Does this letter want to wait?

No, it's ready.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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