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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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Shane Ronay
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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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How did the chiropractor feel when he saw that the work was harder than he expected?

He was taken aback.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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What is a father who lives outside of Israel called?

Chutz Pa

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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