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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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