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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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