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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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What is an appropriate reaction when Democratic Socialists win seats in Congress?

It certainly raises red flags.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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Shane Ronay
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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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