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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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Why did the farmer feel uncomfortable in the wheat field at night?

He felt like he was being stalked.

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How is Elon Musk similar to the Lone Ranger?

After dealing with him, they ask, 'Who was that Musk man'?

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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