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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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