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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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Akiva Lane
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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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Shane Ronay
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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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