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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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