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What do you call a valley where convicted criminals make silly jokes?

Silly con valley.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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Yehuda Lane
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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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Matt Weiss
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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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What is this?

A tripod.

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Shane Ronay
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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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