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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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