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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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