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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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A square not.

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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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