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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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