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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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Akiva Lane
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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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Shane Ronay
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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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