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Shane Ronay
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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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Akiva Lane
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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Shane Ronay
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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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Akiva Lane
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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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