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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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