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What are the greater graters?

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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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