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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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