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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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