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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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