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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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