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Akiva Lane
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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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Shane Ronay
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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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Shane Ronay
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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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Akiva Lane
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Since the first bay in the city was called Bay A, why did the people love the second bay?

They called it Bay B.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did people find this very alarming?

They thought it was egg stream.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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Shane Ronay
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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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Akiva Lane
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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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