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Akiva Lane
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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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Shane Ronay
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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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Shane Ronay
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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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Akiva Lane
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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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Akiva Lane
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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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