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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

1900

Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

1001

Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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