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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college.

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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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