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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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Why did this man put baseball players and prisoners on a scale?

He was weighing the pros and cons.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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