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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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