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Yitzchak Berger
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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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Akiva Lane
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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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Shane Ronay
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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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Akiva Lane
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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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Akiva Lane
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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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Akiva Lane
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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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Shane Ronay
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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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