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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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What is this?

A swimming pool table.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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