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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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