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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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