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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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