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How many teenagers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He stands still, and the world revolves around him.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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