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Shane Ronay
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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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Shane Ronay
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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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Akiva Lane
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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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Beryl Loring
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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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Akiva Lane
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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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