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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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Dovid Lane
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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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Akiva Lane
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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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