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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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