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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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