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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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