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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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