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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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What is this street called?

A bull-evard.

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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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