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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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