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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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