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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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