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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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