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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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