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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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Why did Bill have trouble falling asleep?

He was afraid of heights.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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