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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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What 3 letters do you say when you realize something?

OIC

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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