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What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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Why were the students upset when the cafeteria changed from the trays on the left to trays on the right?

They felt B-trayed.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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