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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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What happened to the people of the Nile at the Red Sea?

They were a-Nile-ated.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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