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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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Does this letter want to wait?

No, it's ready.

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