Pictures:

Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

2256

What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

3124

What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

2000

What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

1233

What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

2526

When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

955

What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

2825

Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

1023

What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

2037

How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

1767

What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

107

Gaucho Marx

2248