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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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