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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Akiva Lane
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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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Yehuda Lane
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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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Akiva Lane
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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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What is it called when people from France drink wine together?

French toast.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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