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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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What does this picture show?

What are the greater graters?

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Shane Ronay
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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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