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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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