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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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