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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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Why did Barry consider taking music lessons to get better at repenting?

Because he felt he was atone deaf.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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