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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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What does this picture show?

What are the greater graters?

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