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An elevator pitch.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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