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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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What does a casual dresser and DNA have in common?

Jeans.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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