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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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