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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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