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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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What is this?

Yisro Whale

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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