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What kind of key lives in the jungle?

A monkey.

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What is this man doing with the two pieces of fruit?

He's comparing a pair of pears.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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Does this letter want to wait?

No, it's ready.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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