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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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