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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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