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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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