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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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What kind of tea brings people closer?

Sincera-Tea.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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Akiva Lane
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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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