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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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Akiva Lane
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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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Shane Ronay
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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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