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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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What 3 letters do you say when you realize something?

OIC

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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