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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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Akiva Lane
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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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