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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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What did the chiropracter say to his patient?

When I'm done, your right back will be right back.

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