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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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What do you call someone who is perspiring a lot in a sweater?

A sweater in a sweater.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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