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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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