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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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