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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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What is this?

C to shining C

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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