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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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