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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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A square not.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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