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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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What is this man doing?

He's taking a shower.

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Jean Boda
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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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Shane Ronay
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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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