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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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What is the difference between the left and right side of this picture?

On the left are walnuts, and on the right are off-the-wall nuts.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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