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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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Where are 3 places you can rest?

A rest stop, a restaurant, and a restroom.

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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