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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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