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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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