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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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Shane Ronay
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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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What is it called when the sugar cane workers go on strike?

The cane mutiny.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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