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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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