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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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