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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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How do you compare the words MOM and DAD?

Both are spelled the same forwards and backward, but MOM is WOW upside down.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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