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What do spiders and Google have in common?

They use the web.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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