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Akiva Lane
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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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Shane Ronay
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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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Yehuda Lane
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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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Akiva Lane
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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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Akiva Lane
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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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Akiva Lane
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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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Shane Ronay
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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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