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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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