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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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What happens to old Texas Rangers who can no longer serve?

They become de-ranged

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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