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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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