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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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