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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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