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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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