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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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What do you call a valley where convicted criminals make silly jokes?

Silly con valley.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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