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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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