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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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