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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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