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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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Shane Ronay
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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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Shane Ronay
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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Akiva Lane
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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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Shane Ronay
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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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Akiva Lane
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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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