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Shane Ronay
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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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Yehuda Lane
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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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Shane Ronay
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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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