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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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