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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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What city gets its name because of its importance in the Universe?

University

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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