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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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A pear of scissors.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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How do you describe a documentary that is very funny?

It's historical and hysterical.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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