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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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What do you call someone who is perspiring a lot in a sweater?

A sweater in a sweater.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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What is the relationship between 'running out OF' and running out TO'?

When you run out OF supplies, you run out TO the store.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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