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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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