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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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Why are bees that are born in May confused?

Because they are maybe's.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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