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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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