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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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Shane Ronay
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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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Shane Ronay
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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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Akiva Lane
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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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Akiva Lane
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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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Akiva Lane
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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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