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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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What was Genghis Khan's goal?

Khan-quest.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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