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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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