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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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