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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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