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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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Yehuda Lane
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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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