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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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