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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

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