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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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