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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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Shane Ronay
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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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