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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Akiva Lane
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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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Akiva Lane
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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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Why did Bill start using AI to help him bet at horse races?

He wanted to be a better bettor.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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Shane Ronay
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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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