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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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