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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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Why did the asterisk, question mark, and pound sign act up in class?

They thought they were special characters.

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