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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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How do you describe a school where the students are in charge?

It has no principles.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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