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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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