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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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What was the reply of the lady on the subway when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, but I'm strapped at the moment.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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