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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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