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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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Shane Ronay
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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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What does this picture show?

What are the greater graters?

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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What is this?

A swimming pool table.

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