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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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