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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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