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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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What does mailing a letter have in common with post Covid?

Post office.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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