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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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