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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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