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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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