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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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