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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

1982

How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

2001