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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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