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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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