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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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What kind of 'bot' helps you rest?

A Sha-bot

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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