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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

1869

Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

1999

Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

1347

Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

3199

What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

2486

What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

1225

What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

1844

What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

1156

Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

1857

What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

3014

What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

1980