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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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