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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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