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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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