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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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