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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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