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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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