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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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