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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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