Pictures:

Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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