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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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