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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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