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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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What kind of bee can't make up its mind?

A maybe

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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