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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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