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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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