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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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