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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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Why is 8 followed by 9?

Because if you're offered food after you ate, you say: Nein.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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Shane Ronay
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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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Shane Ronay
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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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Matt Weiss
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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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