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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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