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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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What is this?

A swimming pool table.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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