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Akiva Lane
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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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Akiva Lane
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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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Shane Ronay
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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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Akiva Lane
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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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Yehuda Lane
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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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Akiva Lane
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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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Yehuda Lane
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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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Akiva Lane
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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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Shane Ronay
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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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