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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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What kind of question is, 'What came first, the chicken or the egg'?

Its an egg-sistential question.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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Akiva Lane
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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

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