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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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Why did the former English teacher, when he became Mayor, advocate a tax on all sinful behavior?

He was an expert about syntax.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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