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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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