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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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Where did Shakespeare play as a child that helped him learn to write plays?

The playground.

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