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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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