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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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