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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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