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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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