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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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