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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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