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Akiva Lane
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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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Akiva Lane
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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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Akiva Lane
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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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Akiva Lane
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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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