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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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Matt Weiss
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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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