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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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