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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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What is this?

It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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