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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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