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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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