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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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