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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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A pear of scissors.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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