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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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What is it called when two people argue about who won a contest?

They're contesting the contest.

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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