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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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