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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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