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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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What do you call a bee that does not cost money?

A free bee.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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