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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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How did the Ukraine respond when Russia invaded in 2022?

"You can't rush in!"

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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