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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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