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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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Are all the websites on internet nervous?

No, a lot of them are com.

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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Why is it recommended to use down settings?

Because it's good to avoid upsettings.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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