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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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Akiva Lane
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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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Akiva Lane
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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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Akiva Lane
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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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