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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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