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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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