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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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Shane Ronay
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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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What is it called when workers in a company go on strike?

Labor pains.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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