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Yehuda Lane
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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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Shane Ronay
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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Akiva Lane
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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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Akiva Lane
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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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Akiva Lane
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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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Shane Ronay
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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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Akiva Lane
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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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Matt Weiss
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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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