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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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