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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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After the earthquake destroyed the land where a well was, what did the engineer say who was looking for it in the dark?

I don't feel well.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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Does this letter want to wait?

No, it's ready.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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