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Akiva Lane
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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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Akiva Lane
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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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Akiva Lane
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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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Akiva Lane
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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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Akiva Lane AI
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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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Shane Ronay
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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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