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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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An elevator pitch.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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