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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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