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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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