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Why did the wealthy man donate a lake of legos in the park for kids to play with?

It was his lego sea.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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