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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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