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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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