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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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