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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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