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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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Akiva Lane
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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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Matt Weiss
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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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Akiva Lane
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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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Akiva Lane
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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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Akiva Lane
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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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Shane Ronay
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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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