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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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