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Akiva Lane
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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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Shane Ronay
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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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Akiva Weiss
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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the difference between the left and right side of this picture?

On the left are walnuts, and on the right are off-the-wall nuts.

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Akiva Lane
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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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Akiva Lane
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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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Akiva Lane
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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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