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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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Akiva Lane
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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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