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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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