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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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