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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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Yehuda Lane
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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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Shane Ronay
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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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