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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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What kind of question is, 'What came first, the chicken or the egg'?

Its an egg-sistential question.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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Shane Ronay
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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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