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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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What are some tics that are full of positive energy?

Ecstatic, enthusiastic, energetic, optimistic, and sympatheic.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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What issue was Beth thinking about when deciding whether or not to vote Republican?

If the elephant is relevant.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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