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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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What do you call a valley where convicted criminals make silly jokes?

Silly con valley.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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