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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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Yitzchak Berger
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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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Akiva Lane
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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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