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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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