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What is it called when someone decides not to do costmetic surgery on their face?

They're doing an about face about their face.

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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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A photo of synthesis.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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