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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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Akiva Lane
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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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