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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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