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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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