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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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What kind of tea brings people closer?

Sincera-Tea.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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