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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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