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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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What is it called when someone decides not to do costmetic surgery on their face?

They're doing an about face about their face.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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