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Yisro Whale

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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What is similar between a Japanese couch an ottoman foot rest?

One is a futon, and the other you put your foot on.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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