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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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