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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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