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Akiva Lane
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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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Jean Boda
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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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Shane Ronay
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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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