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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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