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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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Miriam Lane
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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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Dovid Lane
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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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Shane Ronay
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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do these two buildings have in common?

They are both called 'The House That Ruth Built'.

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Akiva Lane
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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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Akiva Lane
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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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