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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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