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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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