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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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What did Zelensky say to Putin when Russia invaded the Ukraine?

Don't rush in.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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