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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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