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Shane Ronay
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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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Shane Ronay
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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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Akiva Lane
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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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Akiva Weiss
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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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Akiva Lane
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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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Shane Ronay
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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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Akiva Lane
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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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Akiva Lane
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What is this?

C to shining C

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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