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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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