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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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