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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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