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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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Shane Ronay
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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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