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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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Shane Ronay
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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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