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What is it called when you tell something to your grandmother?

Tell a gram.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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What kind of tea helps you see things more clearly?

Clari-tea.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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