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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

2020

Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

2019

Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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