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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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What is this?

It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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