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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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Why was student's uncle able to pick her up from school when he wasn't her father?

It wasn't a pparent.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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