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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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