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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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What song is encouraging to the letter C?

Oh say can you C?

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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