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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a letter G that portrays things that are very bad?

Sinner-G

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Shane Ronay
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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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Akiva Lane
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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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Akiva Lane
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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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Matt Weiss
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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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