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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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