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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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