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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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Yitzchak Berger
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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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What is it called when you tell something to your grandmother?

Tell a gram.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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Shane Ronay
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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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