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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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Dovid Lane
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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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Yehuda Lane
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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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Abe Kiss
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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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