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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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