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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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Shane Ronay
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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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Akiva Lane
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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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Akiva Lane
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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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