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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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