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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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