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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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What was Genghis Khan's goal?

Khan-quest.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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