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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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