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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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