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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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