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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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