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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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Akiva Lane
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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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Shane Ronay
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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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Shane Ronay
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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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Akiva Lane
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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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Akiva Lane
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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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