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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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