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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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Shane Ronay
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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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