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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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Yehuda Lane
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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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Why did Jim always set a limit in his mind before bidding at an auction?

He thought that otherwise it might become morbid.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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