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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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