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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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What is this?

A pear of scissors.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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