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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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