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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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