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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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How did guests know chili would be served at the party?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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