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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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