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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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