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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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