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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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