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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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How do you compare the words MOM and DAD?

Both are spelled the same forwards and backward, but MOM is WOW upside down.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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