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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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It's a lap top.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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