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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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