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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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