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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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