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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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