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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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