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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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