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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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