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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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Why is it recommended to use down settings?

Because it's good to avoid upsettings.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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