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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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