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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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Shane Ronay
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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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Akiva Lane
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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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Shane Ronay
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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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Shayna Lane
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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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Akiva Lane
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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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Akiva Lane
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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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Matt Weiss
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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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Shane Ronay
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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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