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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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