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Why are bees that are born in May confused?

Because they are maybe's.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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