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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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