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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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What do call how a dog laps up water after winning a race?

Victory laps.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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