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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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Matt Weiss
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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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Greg Stevens
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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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Does this letter want to wait?

No, it's ready.

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Shane Ronay
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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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