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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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Akiva Lane
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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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Akiva Lane
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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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Shane Ronay
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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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Matt Weiss
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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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Akiva Lane
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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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