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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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Aim magazine.
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How many teenagers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He stands still, and the world revolves around him.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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