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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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