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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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