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Shane Ronay
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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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Akiva Lane
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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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Shane Ronay
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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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Akiva Lane
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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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David Rose
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What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

An elevator pitch.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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