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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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What is it called when workers in a company go on strike?

Labor pains.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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