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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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What does mailing a letter have in common with post Covid?

Post office.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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