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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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