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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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