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How is Elon Musk similar to the Lone Ranger?

After dealing with him, they ask, 'Who was that Musk man'?

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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