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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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