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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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