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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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