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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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