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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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