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Shane Ronay
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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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Akiva Lane
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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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Shane Ronay
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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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Akiva Lane
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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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Shane Ronay
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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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