Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

1578
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

1414
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

2371
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

1183
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

1656
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

2653
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

2724
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

1612
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

2532
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

What's the difference between the picture on the left and the one on the right?

One is a cute angel, and the other is an acute angle.

3317
Abe Kiss
General
Picture

Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

1251
Akiva Weiss
General
Picture

Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

3102