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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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Akiva Lane
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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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