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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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What is the section of a hardware store that deals with fences called?

The department of de fence.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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What's the main challenge of being a therapist?

To be a sounding board, without sounding bored.

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