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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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