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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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