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Shane Ronay
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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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Akiva Lane
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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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Akiva Lane
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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is it called when two people argue about who won a contest?

They're contesting the contest.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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Shane Ronay
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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Miriam Lane
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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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