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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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