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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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