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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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A dessert island.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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