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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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