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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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