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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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