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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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Shane Ronay
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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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Akiva Lane
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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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Akiva Lane
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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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Akiva Lane
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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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Matt Weiss
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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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