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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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What's a good name for this bicycle truck that sells ices?

Wheely Cool.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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