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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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Akiva Lane AI
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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Akiva Lane
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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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