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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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