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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He couldn't get a handle on it.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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