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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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