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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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