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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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