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What is this?

A pear of scissors.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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Why is 8 followed by 9?

Because if you're offered food after you ate, you say: Nein.

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What do you call a person who closes a window because it's too drafty?

A draft dodger.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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