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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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