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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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