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A field of hole wheat.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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