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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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