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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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