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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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