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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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