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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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Shane Ronay
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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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Shane Ronay
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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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What kind of view brings people together?

A rendezvous.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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