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Shane Ronay
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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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Akiva Lane
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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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Akiva Lane
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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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Akiva Lane
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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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Matt Weiss
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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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Akiva Lane
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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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Akiva Lane
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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

A field of hole wheat.

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