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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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