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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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What's this?

A field of hole wheat.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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Is rain free?

Yes, it's on the house.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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