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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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Abe Kiss
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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Shane Ronay
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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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Shane Ronay
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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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Shane Ronay
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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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Shane Ronay
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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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Akiva Lane
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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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