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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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Where did Shakespeare play as a child that helped him learn to write plays?

The playground.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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