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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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What should you do if a piece of folded clothing runs away?

Catch it and bring it back into the fold.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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