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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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