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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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When the lusion got sick, why wasn the doctor not concerned?

He said it was an ill lusion.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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