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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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Shane Ronay
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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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Shane Ronay
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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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Dovid Lane
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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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