Pictures:

What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

1098

What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

615

What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

1060

Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

1316

Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

1728

How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

733

Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

782

Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

1874

How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

1443

What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

339

What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

1408

What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

1625