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Abe Kiss
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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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Akiva Lane
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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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Shane Ronay
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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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Akiva Lane
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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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Akiva Lane
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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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