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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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