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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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