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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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Yitzchak Berger
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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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Akiva Lane
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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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