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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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