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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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