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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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When the lusion got sick, why wasn the doctor not concerned?

He said it was an ill lusion.

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