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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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