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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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