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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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