Pictures:

Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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What does a casual dresser and DNA have in common?

Jeans.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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