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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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