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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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