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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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