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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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Yes, it's on the house.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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