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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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What part of the Bible teaches you the correct way to use money?

The book of profits.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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