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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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