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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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