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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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