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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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What issue was Beth thinking about when deciding whether or not to vote Republican?

If the elephant is relevant.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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How is Elon Musk similar to the Lone Ranger?

After dealing with him, they ask, 'Who was that Musk man'?

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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What is it called when someone is anxious about the future?

Future tense.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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