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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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