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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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