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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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