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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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