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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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