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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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Akiva Lane
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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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Mendy Zeiger
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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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