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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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