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Akiva Lane
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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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Akiva Lane
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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Shane Ronay
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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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Shane Ronay
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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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Ezra Gross
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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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