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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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What did Joe do with his leg cast after his leg was fully healed?

He cast it away.

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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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What kind of bee can't make up its mind?

A maybe

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