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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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Shane Ronay
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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Abe Kiss
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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Shane Ronay
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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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Akiva Lane
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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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Akiva Lane
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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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Akiva Lane
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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Akiva Lane AI
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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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