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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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