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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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