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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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What do the left and right pictures have in common?

On the left are coconuts, and on the right are cocoa nuts.

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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What kind of question is, 'What came first, the chicken or the egg'?

Its an egg-sistential question.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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