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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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Where did Shakespeare play as a child that helped him learn to write plays?

The playground.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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