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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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Akiva Lane
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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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How does Barbie say good morning to Ken?

Good morning, doll-ing.

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