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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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Shane Ronay
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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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