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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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Shane Ronay
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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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Akiva Lane
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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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