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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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Abe Kiss
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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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Shane Ronay
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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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What is this?

It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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