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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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