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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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