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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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What is it called when two people argue about who won a contest?

They're contesting the contest.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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