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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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