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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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What is it called when two people argue about who won a contest?

They're contesting the contest.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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