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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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Shane Ronay
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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this?

A photo of synthesis.

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Dovid Lane
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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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Akiva Lane
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What's another name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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Akiva Lane
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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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