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How did Alan charge his cell phone?

He paid for it with a credit card.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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