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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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