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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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