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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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