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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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Miriam Lane
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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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Howard Goldman
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What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

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Matt Weiss
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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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Why is it recommended to use down settings?

Because it's good to avoid upsettings.

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Shane Ronay
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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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Shane Ronay
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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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