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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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