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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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