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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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