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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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Akiva Lane
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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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Shane Ronay
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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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Shane Ronay
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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What happened when the cover of the pot fell on the floor?

We put the cover back on, and now it's recovered.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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