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Akiva Lane
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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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Akiva Lane
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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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Matt Weiss
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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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Akiva Lane
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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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Akiva Weiss
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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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Akiva Lane
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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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Akiva Lane
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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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Akiva Lane
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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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