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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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