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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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