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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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What happens when we realize something?

We see it with real eyes.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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