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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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