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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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