Pictures:

What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

1640

Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

3203

Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

208

Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

888

What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

2130

How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

783

Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

2355

What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

1583

What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

853

Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

2913

Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

1957

What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

1721