Pictures:

Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

3100

How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

2583

What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

147

What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

197

What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

1293

How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

157

Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

675

Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

1083

Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

2497

What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

2160

Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

1179

Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

644