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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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