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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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Why did Barry consider taking music lessons to get better at repenting?

Because he felt he was atone deaf.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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