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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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