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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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