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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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