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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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