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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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What is similar between a Japanese couch an ottoman foot rest?

One is a futon, and the other you put your foot on.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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What is it called when two people argue about who won a contest?

They're contesting the contest.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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