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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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What is a large pair of glasses called with lots of people looking at it?

A public spectacle.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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What did the football player say when he punted the ball by mistake?

No punt intended.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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