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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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