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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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