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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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