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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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Why did Bill have trouble falling asleep?

He was afraid of heights.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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