Akiva Lane
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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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Akiva Lane
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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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Shane Ronay
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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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Shane Ronay
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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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Akiva Lane
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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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Akiva Lane
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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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Matt Weiss
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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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