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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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How did the toys feel when the a broom swept them off the floor?

They felt swept away, swept off their feet.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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