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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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