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Matt Weiss
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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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Shane Ronay
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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Shane Ronay
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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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Matt Weiss
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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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Akiva Lane
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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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Shane Ronay
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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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Akiva Lane
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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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Shane Ronay
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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Akiva Lane
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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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