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Shane Ronay
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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Shane Ronay
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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Akiva Lane
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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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Akiva Lane
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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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Shayna Lane
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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Akiva Lane AI
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When Max ate fish, and the peeling paint fell into his food, what did he call the meal?

Fish and chips.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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Akiva Lane
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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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Akiva Lane
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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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