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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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