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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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What are school principals called when they suspend students?

Suspenders.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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