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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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