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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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