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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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