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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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