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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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Shane Ronay
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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call someone who is perspiring a lot in a sweater?

A sweater in a sweater.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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