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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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What is similar between America and counting from Passover to Shavuous?

They both have 50 states.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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What kind of key lives in the jungle?

A monkey.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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