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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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