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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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