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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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