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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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