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Best Cellars

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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