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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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