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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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What's another name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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