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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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Akiva Lane
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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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Yehuda Lane
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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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Akiva Lane
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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of bee can't make up its mind?

A maybe

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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Akiva Lane
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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a word that describes Thomas Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Brilliant.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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