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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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