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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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