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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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Why do some people prefer oranges that are easier to peel?

They find them more appealing.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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