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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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