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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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