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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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