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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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Shane Ronay
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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a word that describes Thomas Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Brilliant.

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Akiva Lane
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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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