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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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