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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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Shane Ronay
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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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