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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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What is this?

A buoys club.

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