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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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Akiva Lane
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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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Akiva Lane
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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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Shane Ronay
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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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Akiva Lane
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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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Abe Kiss
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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