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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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Shane Ronay
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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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Shane Ronay
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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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Akiva Lane
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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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Akiva Lane
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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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Akiva Lane
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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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