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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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