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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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