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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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