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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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