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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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