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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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