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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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How do you describe a documentary that is very funny?

It's historical and hysterical.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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