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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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