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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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