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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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