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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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