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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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