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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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