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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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