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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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