Pictures:

What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

594

Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

3223

Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

2240

Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

816

Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

1909

What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

1458

What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

3084

How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

313

How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

1924

What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

2698

What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

1866

Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

2763