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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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Akiva Lane
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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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Akiva Lane
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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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Akiva Lane
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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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