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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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