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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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What chess term refers to a marriage that needs to be re-invigorated?

Stalemate.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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How does Barbie say good morning to Ken?

Good morning, doll-ing.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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