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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Alan charge his cell phone?

He paid for it with a credit card.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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