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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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What types of phones do prisoners use in prison?

Cell phones.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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