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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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