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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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