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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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What did kids say about a turtle that had been their teacher?

The tortoise taught us.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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What do these two buildings have in common?

They are both called 'The House That Ruth Built'.

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What part of the Bible teaches you the correct way to use money?

The book of profits.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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