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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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