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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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