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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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