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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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