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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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