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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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Akiva Lane
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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Shane Ronay
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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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Akiva Lane
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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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Shane Ronay
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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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Shane Ronay
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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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