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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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A swimming pool table.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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