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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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