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What is the relationship between the word GREATEST and the left hand?

All the letters are typed with the left hand.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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