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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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