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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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