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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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Akiva Lane
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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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