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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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