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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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