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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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Rock and roll.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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