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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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It escapes me.

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The leaning tower of pizza.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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