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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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How does Barbie say good morning to Ken?

Good morning, doll-ing.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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What is an appropriate reaction when Democratic Socialists win seats in Congress?

It certainly raises red flags.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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