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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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