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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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Akiva Lane
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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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Akiva Lane
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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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Shane Ronay
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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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Akiva Lane
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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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Shane Ronay
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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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Matt Weiss
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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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