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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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What 3 letters do you say when you realize something?

OIC

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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