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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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