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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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