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After flowers and berries fuse into a pineapple, why can't they do it a second time?

Because then they would refuse.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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After Joe was dazed by getting hit in the head with a baseball, what was he looking forward to?

The end of daze.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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What is a good name for a perfume company?

Scent Sational.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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