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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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What is an appropriate reaction when Democratic Socialists win seats in Congress?

It certainly raises red flags.

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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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