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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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