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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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