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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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