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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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