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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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