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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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