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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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Shaya Dubin
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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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