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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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