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Akiva Lane
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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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Matt Weiss
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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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Akiva Lane
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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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