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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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