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What is similar between America and counting from Passover to Shavuous?

They both have 50 states.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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Shane Ronay
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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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Why was the doctor (who nobody went to) eager to retire?

Because he no longer had any patience.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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