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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Miriam Lane
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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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