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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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