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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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