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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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