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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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