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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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