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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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