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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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Shane Ronay
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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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Akiva Lane
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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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Akiva Lane
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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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Shane Ronay
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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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