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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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Yisro Whale

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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