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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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