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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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What is this man doing?

He's taking a shower.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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