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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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