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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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