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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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