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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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