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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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