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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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How did Alan charge his cell phone?

He paid for it with a credit card.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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