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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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