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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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