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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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What is it called when students are studying frantically at the end of the school term?

Term-oil.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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