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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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