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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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