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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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Yehuda Lane
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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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Shane Ronay
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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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Yehuda Lane
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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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Shane Ronay
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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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