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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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