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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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