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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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