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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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