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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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