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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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