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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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