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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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