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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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