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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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