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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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A pear of scissors.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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