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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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