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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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What is a company that rents DAF trucks by the day called?

Daf Yomi.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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What is something you can take when you are tired?

A nap.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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