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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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