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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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Akiva Lane
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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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Akiva Lane
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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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