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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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