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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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