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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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Why is 8 followed by 9?

Because if you're offered food after you ate, you say: Nein.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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