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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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