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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

2030

What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

787

What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

893

What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

551

Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

1968

How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

1999