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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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