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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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