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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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After the earthquake destroyed the land where a well was, what did the engineer say who was looking for it in the dark?

I don't feel well.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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