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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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Gaucho Marx

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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What is something you can take when you are tired?

A nap.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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