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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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