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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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Akiva Lane
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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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Shane Ronay
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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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Akiva Lane
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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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Dovid Lane
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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Akiva Lane
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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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Akiva Lane
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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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