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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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