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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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