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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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