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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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Shane Ronay
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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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