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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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