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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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