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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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