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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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