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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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