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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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A buoys club.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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