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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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