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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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