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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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