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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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Why did people find this very alarming?

They thought it was egg stream.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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