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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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