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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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Where do people in Slepe, England go at night?

They go to Slepe.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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