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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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What is this?

A dessert island.

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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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