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Akiva Lane
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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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Akiva Lane
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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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