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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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