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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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