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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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What is this?

An elevator pitch.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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