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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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What did the law student who liked liquor knew he had to do?

He had to pass the bar in order to pass the bar.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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