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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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Akiva Lane
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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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Akiva Lane
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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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What is it called when two people argue about who won a contest?

They're contesting the contest.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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