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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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A buoys club.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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