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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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