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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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