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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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What is this?

It's a lap top.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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When Jim made a party on his yacht, why did he try not to invite too many people?

He didn't want to go overboard.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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