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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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Shane Ronay
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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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Akiva Lane
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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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Akiva Lane
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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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Shane Ronay
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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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