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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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What do you call a bruise that is in the side of a beet?

A beet nick.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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