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Shane Ronay
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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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Shane Ronay
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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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Akiva Lane
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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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