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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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