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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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