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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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