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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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