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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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