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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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