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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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