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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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