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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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To learn about choosing language for signs, what should you study?

Sign language.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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What do you call a son who agrees to set the table, and one that refuses?

The first is a setting son, and the second is an upsetting son.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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