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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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