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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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