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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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