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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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