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Shane Ronay
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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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Shane Ronay
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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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Shane Ronay
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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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Dovid Lane
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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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Shane Ronay
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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Barry consider taking music lessons to get better at repenting?

Because he felt he was atone deaf.

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Yehuda Lane
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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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