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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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