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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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When the lusion got sick, why wasn the doctor not concerned?

He said it was an ill lusion.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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