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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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