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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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What do spiders and Google have in common?

They use the web.

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What are some tics that are full of negative energy?

Frantic, neurotic, pessimistic, and sarcastic.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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