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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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