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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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