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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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