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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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