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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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