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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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