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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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