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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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