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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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