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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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Akiva Lane
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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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What is this?

A swimming pool table.

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Akiva Lane
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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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Dovid Lane
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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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