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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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What types of phones do prisoners use in prison?

Cell phones.

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What word, when spelled backwards, means the opposite?

Love spelled backwards is Evol.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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