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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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