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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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