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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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