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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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Matt Weiss
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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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Shane Ronay
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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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