Pictures:

Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

1726

What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

2341

Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

1813

Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

240

Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

2309

Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

2635

When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

69

What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

606

What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

2229

Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

1731

What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

2752

Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

238