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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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