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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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