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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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What to you call rows of outhouses set up for an outdoor concert?

WC fields.

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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