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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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