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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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Why did the farmer feel uncomfortable in the wheat field at night?

He felt like he was being stalked.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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An elevator pitch.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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