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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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Why did the plumber do this in response to the judge?

He thought the judge asked for water in the court.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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What's another name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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