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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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