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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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