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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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