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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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