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Akiva Lane
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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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Matt Weiss
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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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Akiva Lane
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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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Akiva Lane
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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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Akiva Lane
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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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