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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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It's a lap top.

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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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