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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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