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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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Akiva Lane
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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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Shane Ronay
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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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