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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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The leaning tower of pizza.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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