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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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