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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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