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Shane Ronay
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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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Shane Ronay
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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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Akiva Lane
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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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Akiva Lane
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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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