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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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