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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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What are some tics that are full of negative energy?

Frantic, neurotic, pessimistic, and sarcastic.

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To learn about choosing language for signs, what should you study?

Sign language.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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What was Genghis Khan's goal?

Khan-quest.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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