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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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