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Shane Ronay
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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do tiny fish and tiny pictures have in common?

They are both called microfish.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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Akiva Lane
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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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Akiva Lane
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Are all the websites on internet nervous?

No, a lot of them are com.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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