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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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