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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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