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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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