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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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