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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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