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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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What did Zelensky say to Putin when Russia invaded the Ukraine?

Don't rush in.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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