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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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