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What is a good name for a perfume company?

Scent Sational.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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