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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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