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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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