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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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What is this?

It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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