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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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What is this?

A photo of synthesis.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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What happened to the people of the Nile at the Red Sea?

They were a-Nile-ated.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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