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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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Akiva Weiss
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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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Shane Ronay
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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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Shane Ronay
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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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Shane Ronay
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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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