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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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A paradigm.

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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