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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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What do these two buildings have in common?

They are both called 'The House That Ruth Built'.

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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What is this street called?

A bull-evard.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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