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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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