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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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