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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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What is it called when someone is anxious about the future?

Future tense.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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