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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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What is this?

A square not.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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