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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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