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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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Why is it recommended to use down settings?

Because it's good to avoid upsettings.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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