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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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