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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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