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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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