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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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Shane Ronay
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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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Akiva Lane
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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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Akiva Lane
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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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Shane Ronay
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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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