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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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