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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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