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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Dovid Lane
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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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