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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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