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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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When is hair like a sink full of dirty dishes?

When it is disheveled.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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What's the main challenge of being a therapist?

To be a sounding board, without sounding bored.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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What is something you can take when you are tired?

A nap.

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