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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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