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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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Akiva Lane
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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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