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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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