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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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