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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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Why did the former English teacher, when he became Mayor, advocate a tax on all sinful behavior?

He was an expert about syntax.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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Why is the Garden of Eden called 'Gan Eden' in Hebrew?

Because before they knew it, it was 'gone'.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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