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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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