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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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