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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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