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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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