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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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Yes, it's on the house.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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