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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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