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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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