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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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Shane Ronay
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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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Akiva Lane
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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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Shane Ronay
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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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