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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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Akiva Lane
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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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Yehuda Lane
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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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