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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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Shane Ronay
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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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Akiva Lane
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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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