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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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