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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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