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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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