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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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