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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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