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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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