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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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