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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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