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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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