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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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Why is 8 followed by 9?

Because if you're offered food after you ate, you say: Nein.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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