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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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Akiva Lane
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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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Akiva Lane
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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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Akiva Lane
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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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Akiva Lane
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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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