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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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