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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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Rock and roll.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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What is it called when workers in a company go on strike?

Labor pains.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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