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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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