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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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