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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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