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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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What kind of 'bot' helps you rest?

A Sha-bot

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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