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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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