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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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