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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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