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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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