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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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