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Akiva Lane
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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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Matt Weiss
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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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Akiva Lane
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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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Shane Ronay
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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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