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Akiva Lane
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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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Akiva Lane
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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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Akiva Lane
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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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Akiva Lane
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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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Akiva Lane
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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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