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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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