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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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Shane Ronay
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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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Akiva Lane
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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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Shane Ronay
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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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