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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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What is similar between America and counting from Passover to Shavuous?

They both have 50 states.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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