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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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