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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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Akiva Lane
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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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Akiva Lane
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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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Akiva Lane
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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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