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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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