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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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