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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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