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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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