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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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