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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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