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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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