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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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Matt Weiss
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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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Akiva Lane
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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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Shane Ronay
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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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Akiva Lane
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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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