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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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