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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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