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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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