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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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