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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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