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Moshe Sherizen
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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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Akiva Lane
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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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Akiva Lane
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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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Akiva Lane
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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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