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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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