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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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