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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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Akiva Lane
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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Akiva Lane
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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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