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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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