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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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