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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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Why was this a big seller?

It is candy.

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