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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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