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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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