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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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