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Why do people get hit by the same bicycle every day?

It's a vicous cycle.

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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