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Shane Ronay
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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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Akiva Lane
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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the law student who liked liquor knew he had to do?

He had to pass the bar in order to pass the bar.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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Akiva Lane
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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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Akiva Lane
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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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Shane Ronay
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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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Akiva Lane
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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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