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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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How is Elon Musk similar to the Lone Ranger?

After dealing with him, they ask, 'Who was that Musk man'?

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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