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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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