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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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