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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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A tripod.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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