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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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