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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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