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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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