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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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