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Why is the Garden of Eden called 'Gan Eden' in Hebrew?

Because before they knew it, it was 'gone'.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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What's the main challenge of being a therapist?

To be a sounding board, without sounding bored.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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Why did the asterisk, question mark, and pound sign act up in class?

They thought they were special characters.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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