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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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