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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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