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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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