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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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