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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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What flower is named after a dog?

Collie flower.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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