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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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Akiva Lane
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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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Shane Ronay
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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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Akiva Lane
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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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Shane Ronay
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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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Akiva Lane
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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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