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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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