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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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