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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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