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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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