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Akiva Lane
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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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Akiva Lane
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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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Matt Weiss
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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Shane Ronay
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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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Akiva Lane
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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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Shane Ronay
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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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