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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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