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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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