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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that it needed to be charged.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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