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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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Shane Ronay
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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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Akiva Lane
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How did Alan charge his cell phone?

He paid for it with a credit card.

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What is this man doing?

He's taking a shower.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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