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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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