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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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What is this street called?

A bull-evard.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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