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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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