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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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