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Shane Ronay
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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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What are the dragons doing in this picture?

The dragons are dragging dragons.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Akiva Lane
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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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Akiva Lane
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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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