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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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