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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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