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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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