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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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