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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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