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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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