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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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