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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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