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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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