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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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