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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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Why was this a big seller?

It is candy.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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