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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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Why are bees that are born in May confused?

Because they are maybe's.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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