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What is it called when two people argue about who won a contest?

They're contesting the contest.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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