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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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After Joe was dazed by getting hit in the head with a baseball, what was he looking forward to?

The end of daze.

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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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