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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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