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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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