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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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