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Shane Ronay
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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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Shane Ronay
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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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Akiva Lane
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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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Dovid Lane
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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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Akiva Lane
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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

A pear of scissors.

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Akiva Lane
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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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