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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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