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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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