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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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