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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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