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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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