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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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A photo of synthesis.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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