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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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