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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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