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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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