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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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