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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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