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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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