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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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A photo of synthesis.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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