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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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