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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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