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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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