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Shane Ronay
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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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Shane Ronay
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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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Akiva Lane
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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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Shane Ronay
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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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Moshe Sherizen
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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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Akiva Lane
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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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Akiva Lane
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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do clocks, computer programs, thieves, and track stars all have in common?

They are all running.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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