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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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What are some tics that are full of positive energy?

Ecstatic, enthusiastic, energetic, optimistic, and sympatheic.

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