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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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Why was this a big seller?

It is candy.

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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