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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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