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How do you describe someone who is walking in front of a herd of animals in Africa?

He's ahead of the game.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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What are the dragons doing in this picture?

The dragons are dragging dragons.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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