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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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