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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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Akiva Lane
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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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Shane Ronay
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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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Akiva Lane
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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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