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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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