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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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