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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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