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Akiva Lane
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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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Shane Ronay
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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Dovid Lane
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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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Akiva Lane
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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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Akiva Lane
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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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