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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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