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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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