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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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