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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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