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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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