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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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