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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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