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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jim always set a limit in his mind before bidding at an auction?

He thought that otherwise it might become morbid.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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What's the difference between the picture on the left and the one on the right?

One is a cute angel, and the other is an acute angle.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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Akiva Lane
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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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Akiva Lane
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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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Shane Ronay
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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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