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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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