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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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