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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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