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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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