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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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