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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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