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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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