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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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