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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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