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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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