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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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