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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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