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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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What is this?

It escapes me.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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