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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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Yes, it's on the house.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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