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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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