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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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