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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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