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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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