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Shane Ronay
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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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Akiva Lane
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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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Akiva Lane
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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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Akiva Lane
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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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Akiva Lane
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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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Shane Ronay
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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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