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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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