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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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