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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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