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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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