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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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Shane Ronay
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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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Beryl Loring
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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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