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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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