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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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What is this?

A paradigm.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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