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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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