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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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