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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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