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Why did the asterisk, question mark, and pound sign act up in class?

They thought they were special characters.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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