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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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Shane Ronay
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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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Moshe Sherizen
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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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