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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What is a long document written by a lawyer called?

A brief.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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