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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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