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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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What did Zelensky say to Putin when Russia invaded the Ukraine?

Don't rush in.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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