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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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Shane Ronay
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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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Shane Ronay
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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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