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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

ThanQueue

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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