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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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