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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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What does a casual dresser and DNA have in common?

Jeans.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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