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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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