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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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