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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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A tripod.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

1954

Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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