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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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Shane Ronay
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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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