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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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What is this?

A paradigm.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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What chess term refers to a marriage that needs to be re-invigorated?

Stalemate.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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