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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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