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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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