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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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