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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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