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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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