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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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