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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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