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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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