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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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Shane Ronay
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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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Akiva Lane
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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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Shane Ronay
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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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Akiva Lane
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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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