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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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