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Akiva Lane
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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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Akiva Lane
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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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Akiva Lane
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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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Akiva Lane
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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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Akiva Lane
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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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Akiva Lane AI
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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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