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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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What was Genghis Khan's goal?

Khan-quest.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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How is a person and a car different?

A person who is tired moves slowly, and when retired more slowly. When a car is tired, it moves fast, and when retired even faster.

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