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Shane Ronay
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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Akiva Lane
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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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Dovid Lane
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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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Akiva Lane
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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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Akiva Lane
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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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