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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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What do you call someone who is perspiring a lot in a sweater?

A sweater in a sweater.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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What is a large pair of glasses called with lots of people looking at it?

A public spectacle.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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