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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd always jump through hoops.

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Akiva Lane
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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you say when something falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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Shane Ronay
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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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Akiva Lane
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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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Akiva Lane
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What two letters are empty?

MT

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Akiva Lane
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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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