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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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