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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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Greg Stevens
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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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Shane Ronay
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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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Shane Ronay
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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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