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Shane Ronay
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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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Akiva Lane
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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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Akiva Lane
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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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Akiva Lane
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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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Akiva Lane
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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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Shane Ronay
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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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