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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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