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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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