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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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