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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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Shayna Lane
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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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