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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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Mendy Zeiger
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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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Shane Ronay
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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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Akiva Lane AI
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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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Dovid Lane
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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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Why did the wealthy man donate a lake of legos in the park for kids to play with?

It was his lego sea.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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