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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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