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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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