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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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