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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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