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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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