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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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