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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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It's a lap top.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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