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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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