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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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