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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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