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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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