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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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