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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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