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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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Shane Ronay
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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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Shane Ronay
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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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