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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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