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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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