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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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