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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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What do you call a baseball player and his Rabbi?

Batman and Rabban.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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