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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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