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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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