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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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