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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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Akiva Lane
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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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Shane Ronay
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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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Akiva Lane
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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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Akiva Lane
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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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Akiva Lane
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Why do some people prefer oranges that are easier to peel?

They find them more appealing.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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