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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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