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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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What it it called how a dog laps up water after winning a race?

Victory laps.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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