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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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