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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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Shane Ronay
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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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Akiva Lane
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Why are bees that are born in May confused?

Because they are maybe's.

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Akiva Lane
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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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Shane Ronay
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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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Shane Ronay
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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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What is this?

A tripod.

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