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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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