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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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