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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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