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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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