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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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