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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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