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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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