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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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