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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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