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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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