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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro-scope

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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