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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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