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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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Why did Bill use AI on his iPhone to get advice about his health?

He figured, 'An Apple a day keeps the doctor away'.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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