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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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Shane Ronay
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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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