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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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