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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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Shane Ronay
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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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Akiva Lane
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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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Akiva Lane
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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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Akiva Lane
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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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Akiva Lane
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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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Akiva Lane
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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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