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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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Dovid Lane
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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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Akiva Lane
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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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Akiva Lane
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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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Akiva Lane
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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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