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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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Why did Jim always set a limit in his mind before bidding at an auction?

He thought that otherwise it might become morbid.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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