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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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