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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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