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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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