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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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Shane Ronay
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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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Shane Ronay
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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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Akiva Weiss
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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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Akiva Lane
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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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Shane Ronay
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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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Shane Ronay
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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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Shane Ronay
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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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