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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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Akiva Lane
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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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What do you call someone who is perspiring a lot in a sweater?

A sweater in a sweater.

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What's a good name for an outdoor restaurant with palm trees, granite floors, and granite tables?

Palm and Granite

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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