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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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