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Moshe Sherizen
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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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Akiva Lane
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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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Shane Ronay
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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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Akiva Lane
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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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Shane Ronay
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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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