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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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