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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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