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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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