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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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