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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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