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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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Mendy Zeiger
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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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Shane Ronay
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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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Akiva Lane
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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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Akiva Lane
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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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