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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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The leaning tower of pizza.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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A square not.

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