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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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