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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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