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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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What 3 letters do you say when you realize something?

OIC

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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