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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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