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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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