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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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What is it called when workers in a company go on strike?

Labor pains.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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