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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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