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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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Akiva Lane
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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

A field of hole wheat.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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Miriam Lane
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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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