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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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