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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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