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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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