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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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