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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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