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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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