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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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