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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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