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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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