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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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