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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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