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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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What is this?

It's a lap top.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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