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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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A photo of synthesis.

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