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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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