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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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Matt Weiss
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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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