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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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What do you call a letter G that portrays things that are very bad?

Sinner-G

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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