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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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