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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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