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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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What is it called when someone decides not to do costmetic surgery on their face?

They're doing an about face about their face.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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