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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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What is it called when workers in a company go on strike?

Labor pains.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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