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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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Why is it important to understand the letter Y?

Because otherwise we don't know Y.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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