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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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What do you call tea that reduces intelligence?

Stupidi-tea.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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