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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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