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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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