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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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