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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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