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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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