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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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How does Barbie say good morning to Ken?

Good morning, doll-ing.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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