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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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