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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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