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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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