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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the main challenge of being a therapist?

To be a sounding board, without sounding bored.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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Akiva Lane
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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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Dovid Lane
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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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