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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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Shane Ronay
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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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Shane Ronay
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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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Shane Ronay
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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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