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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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