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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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