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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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