Pictures:

A square not.

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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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