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Akiva Lane
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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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Akiva Weiss
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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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Dovid Lane
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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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Akiva Lane
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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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Akiva Lane
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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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Akiva Lane
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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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