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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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Shane Ronay
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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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