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Why did people find this very alarming?

They thought it was egg stream.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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