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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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