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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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Yehuda Lane
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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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