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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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