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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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