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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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