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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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Shane Ronay
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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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Shane Ronay
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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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Shane Ronay
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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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