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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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Akiva Lane
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What is this?

It escapes me.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Miriam Lane
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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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