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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He stands still, and the world revolves around him.

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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