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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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What did kids say about a turtle that had been their teacher?

The tortoise taught us.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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