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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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