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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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