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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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