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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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When is hair like a sink full of dirty dishes?

When it is disheveled.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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