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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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