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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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