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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

2855

What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

2993

Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

1800

How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

1329

What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

1974

What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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