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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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