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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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