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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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Shane Ronay
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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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Matt Weiss
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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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