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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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