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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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