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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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