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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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