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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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What do tiny fish and tiny pictures have in common?

They are both called microfish.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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