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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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How did Alan charge his cell phone?

He paid for it with a credit card.

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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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