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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Shane Ronay
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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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