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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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