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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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What is this?

It escapes me.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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