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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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