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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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