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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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