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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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