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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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