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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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Shane Ronay
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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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Shane Ronay
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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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Akiva Lane
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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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Akiva Lane
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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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Shane Ronay
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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Akiva Lane
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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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Akiva Lane
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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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