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Akiva Lane
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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Akiva Lane
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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How do you describe a school where the students are in charge?

It has no principles.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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Akiva Lane
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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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Shane Ronay
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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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Miriam Lane
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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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