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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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Akiva Lane
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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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Shane Ronay
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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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