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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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