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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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What does this picture show?

What are the greater graters?

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