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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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Shane Ronay
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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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Akiva Lane
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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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Shane Ronay
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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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