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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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