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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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