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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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Eli Simcha Lane
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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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Shane Ronay
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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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What is it called when two people argue about who won a contest?

They're contesting the contest.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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