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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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