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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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