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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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Why was the doctor (who nobody went to) eager to retire?

Because he no longer had any patience.

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