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Mendy Zeiger
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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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Akiva Lane
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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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Shane Ronay
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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Shane Ronay
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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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Shane Ronay
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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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Shane Ronay
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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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Akiva Lane
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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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