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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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