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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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