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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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