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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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