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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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Shane Ronay
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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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Akiva Lane
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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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Shane Ronay
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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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Akiva Lane
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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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Akiva Lane AI
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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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