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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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