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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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