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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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