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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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