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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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What do you call a valley where convicted criminals make silly jokes?

Silly con valley.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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