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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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What is this man doing?

He's taking a shower.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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