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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What's the main challenge of being a therapist?

To be a sounding board, without sounding bored.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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