Pictures:

Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

568

What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

1510

What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

1156

When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

1631

How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

2828

What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

2632

What is the plural of plea?

Please.

2741

What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

2755

What is it called when students are studying frantically at the end of the school term?

Term-oil.

3325

Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

2124

What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

997

What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

1930