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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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