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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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