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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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