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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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