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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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Akiva Lane AI
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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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Akiva Lane
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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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Shane Ronay
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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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Akiva Lane
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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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Akiva Lane
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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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Shane Ronay
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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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