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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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