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Yitzchak Berger
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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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Dovid Lane
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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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Shane Ronay
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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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Shane Ronay
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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did the wealthy man donate a lake of legos in the park for kids to play with?

It was his lego sea.

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