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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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