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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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