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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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What is a large pair of glasses called with lots of people looking at it?

A public spectacle.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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