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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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Why was the doctor (who nobody went to) eager to retire?

Because he no longer had any patience.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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