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Shane Ronay
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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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