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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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