Pictures:

What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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