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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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Is rain free?

Yes, it's on the house.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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