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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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