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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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