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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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