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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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