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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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