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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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