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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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