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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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