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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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