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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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