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What kind of view brings people together?

A rendezvous.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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What do you call a bee that does not cost money?

A free bee.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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