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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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Why did the former English teacher, when he became Mayor, advocate a tax on all sinful behavior?

He was an expert about syntax.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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