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Why do French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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