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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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