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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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