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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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