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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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