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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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