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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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