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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

1947

What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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Who is the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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