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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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What does mailing a letter have in common with post Covid?

Post office.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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