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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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After Joe was dazed by getting hit in the head with a baseball, what was he looking forward to?

The end of daze.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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