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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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Akiva Lane
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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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Yehuda Lane
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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

A pear of scissors.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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