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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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