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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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