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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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