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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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Dovid Lane
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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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Shane Ronay
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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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Shane Ronay
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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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