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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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