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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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