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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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A son of a gun.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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