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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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