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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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