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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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