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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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