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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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How do you describe a documentary that is very funny?

It's historical and hysterical.

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