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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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