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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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