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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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