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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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