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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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