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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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Akiva Lane
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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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