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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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Shane Ronay
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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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Akiva Lane
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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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Yehuda Lane
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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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Akiva Lane
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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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