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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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