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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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What does someone say to a friend who he thinks is too optimistic?

You topian!

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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What was Genghis Khan's goal?

Khan-quest.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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