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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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