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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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Akiva Lane
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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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Shane Ronay
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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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Matt Weiss
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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

A paradigm.

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Akiva Lane
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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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Akiva Lane
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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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