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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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