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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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Is rain free?

Yes, it's on the house.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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