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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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