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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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