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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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