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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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