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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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