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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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Where did Shakespeare play as a child that helped him learn to write plays?

The playground.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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What did kids say about a turtle that had been their teacher?

The tortoise taught us.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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