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What type of mystic has a positive view of the future?

An opti-mystic.

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When things are ironic, do they become funny?

No, they're steel not funny.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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