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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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