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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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What does it mean when there are 2 lions in the middle of the road?

It means that cars shouldn't pass each other.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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