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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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What is this?

A dessert island.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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