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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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