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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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