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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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