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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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