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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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Yes, it's on the house.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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