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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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