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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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What is this?

C to shining C

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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